About the Author ;)

My Name: Miss.Fortune

Sex: Female

Favorite Tea: Earl Gray

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*List Of Stories*

Working On At The Moment

Every Drop Like Wine Sancho Shingetsu has lost everything. Her clan, her love, and her life; but everything changes when the Akatsuki has plans to use her bloodline. What will happen when all secrets of the past are revealed. will she trust him, but more importantly will he forgive her? (Naruto fic. ItachiXOC vamp fic.) (Discontinued)

Temple Clarissa, an old war friend of Ricks goes to help save Eve from the curator along with a Med-jai named Ardeth Bay. But the last thing the headstrong woman expects to see is a 3000 year old mummy who continues to call her by the name Sanura. Is there more to her mysterious birthmark than she thought? (The Mummy fic. Takes place during The Mummy Returns. ImhotepXOC)

The Lies Of Monsters: Of Feathers And Horns Raven has taken the up the identity of Rachael Roth in hopes to live a quiet life for once. But fate has a different idea. Loki appears on earth with ill intent and she is placed within the roster of the Avengers Initiative. Raven has sworn to never join a team again, but with the guilt from her past she agrees to help S.H.I.E.L.D find the Norse god Loki and the Tesseract. Then its back to the life of Rachael Roth, the tattoo artist that lives in a one bedroom apartment alone. But the God Of Mischief has a different plan for Raven. (Avengers 2012 & Teen Titans crossover LokiXRaven)

Hope To Start Soon

Prison ten years after the death of the scorpion king Clarissa has taken up her place in the Vory V Zakone. Her friendship with Rick and Evie is falling apart and her whole life she made shattering before her eyes. How will she escape from her destiny written sense the dawn of time? Or will it finally end in bloodshed? Sequel to Temple.

Finished

None at the time

*List Of OC's*

Sancho Shingetsu (Naruto )

Clairissa Nightshade (The Mummy)

And now an ode to yaoi: (curtesy of deviline12.1)

If yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!!