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Joined 06-27-11, id: 3024409, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Harry Potter.

Iam I very strange person, I acknowledge this. I don't watch a lot of TV, only two... scratch that, three shows that I am extremely obsessed with. The first is NCIS (That's Naval Criminal Investigative Service for those of you who don't know.) because it is an amazing, epic, wonderful, genius piece of work . Not to mention absolutely hilarious, but then again I have a wierd sense of humor. Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian by the way. The second show is Bones and that is because I have had a major TV crush on David Boreanaz since his Buffy days. I am also addicted to anything created By Joss Whedon, but that doesn't count as TV because Buffy and Angel are over and the Fox network canceled Firefly. (coughbastardscough) The third is a brand new show called Leverage which is funny as hell and reminds me a lot of the Ocean's movies, which I also loved. All and all, I mostly read. When I'm not reading Twilight I have my nose buried in a Tamora Pierce book.

BTW I am soooo Team Edward, but I don't hate Jacob's guts with a firey passion. I can understand why he acts the way he does, but he is maipulative, annoying, and has no idea when to butt the hell out. Bella belongs with Edward, it's destiny!

ONE MORE THING. Support our troops! If you hate war that's fine, I do too, but that doesn't mean you should turn your back on our soldiers who are just doing their jobs. They're risking their lives for us, the least you could do is supoort them.

Okay, I lied. One more other thing. Here are some pretty Twilight related pictures that I like:

Illustrations from the Japanese Versions of Twilight.

First sight of the Cullens:

The van incident:

Edward carrying Bella to the Nurse's office:

Alice having a vision:

Random fluff scene:

After Edward left:

Cover of Eclipse Part 3:

Edward in the rain:

Another random fluff scene:

Jacob:

Edward:

Jacob dancing with Bella at the wedding:

Edward in the ocean:

For more Japanese Twilight Illustrations go here:

Thailand New Moon Cover:

Emmett and Rosalie:

Esme:

Victoria:

Bella in Edward vision:

And usually, I don't do these repost things, but I have to do this one because it's important.


HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

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Forest of Flames by Kairomaru reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has an incredible Kekkei Genkai. Flames are his to control and fire bends to his will. Raised by his grandfather to use their bloodline, how strong will Naruto become? Come see the rise of the Forest of Flames. Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Soundscape by SanadaSayuri reviews
He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Demonic Shinigami! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Naruto learnt the Kage Bushin faster than expected and learns another technique, one that will forever change his future! Read to find out more! Slight Bleach Xover, Demonic/Shinigami Naruto, Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi x Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,575 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Touch by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
In which little Naruto likes Sasuke's mom. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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What Does the Parchment Have to Say? reviews
Funny drabble - just some dialogue of the parchment that the student's use in class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
If you forget to post a disclaimer reviews
This is what happens to fanfic authors who dont post a disclaimer. in this fic I used a Twi fan girl example, but it could really go for anyone. this is just meant to be funny!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete