Pen name: Shakespearehatesyouremopoetry

Email: shakespearehatesyouremopoetry@gmail.com

Password: Teehee-not telling

WARNING -Language- WARNING

Suzette: guys, we should start this profile thingy…

Candy: Kurarinetto!!

Morii: -is confuzzled-

Suzette: its clarinet in Japanese, that’s what my MP3 player is now called xD

Morii: This is a profile about Suzette, Candy and most importantly, Morii, not your stupid MP3 that doesn’t have anything decent on it anyways.
Soo…Morii Morii Morii…what do my fans want to know about Morii?

Suzette: nothing, cos you don’t have any fans.

Morii: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyy She’s being meeeeean to meeeeeeeee
-breaks down in tears, scurries off to Tamaki’s emo corner, kicks him out and dominates it.-

Suzette: -points and laughs-

CANDY: HEY MORII DON’T BE EMO! I GOT EVERYBODY ICE CREAM COOKIES!

Morii: -looks up- cookie?
-flips Suzy off and eats both her own and Suzy’s cookies- Nyaa, fankoo Candeeeeeee

Suzette: Bitch!! THAT WAS MY F (asterisk asterisk) KING COOKIE!!

Morii: f…star…star…king? What’s an f, star star king cookie? I WANT ONE!!

Suzette: I said fucking you fuckwit

CANDY: now now children. Lets keep this pg 13 yes?

Morii: ...But Morii is sixteen?

CANDY: well fuck….

Suzette: no you’re not, you’re a fucking four year old…

-Morii learned new word!- fuck fuck fuck…fuck fuckety fuckfuck fuck

Suzette: -muttering to self- …well you act like one at any rate…

CANDY: ……………………………….. :D

Suzette: MORII!! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL CALL YOUR MOTHER

Morii: Tobi-chan?

Suzette: both of them, Kaa chan too.

CANDY: ruh roh raggie. We need to get the fuck out of here then, eh?

Morii: I agree Scoob -runs away-

-end of profile-

-Morii and Candy come back later;-

Morii: -tackle hugs!!-

CANDY: -suffocates- trippy….

Morii: -thinks really hard head implodes comes back to life-
I wonder…
-bites Candy-

CANDY: YOUCH!

Morii: You don’t taste as good as other candy….

CANDY: -slow, echoing clapping- well done morii

-enter Suzie-

Suzette: Morii, don’t eat Candy, you’ll rot your teeth.

Morii: Nyaaaaaaa Suzyyyyyyy -runs away screaming-
-exit Morii-

CANDY: dude…that typing was epic, Suze

Suzette: shut up, I was fixing Morii’s paragraphs at the time kayz?

- The End -

Okay, now for actual Profile-ness.

There are three writers who use this as a joint account, and all stories published here were written together.

If you want to find our individual accounts, because two of us have them, then they're included in the 'About Me' part of teh profile. Scroll Down Now.

Morii;
I is Morii-chan, the more childish of the three and my main account is KnutCase.
Look for KnutCase in teh 'Search' part.
I write teh random bits that I feel like writing, and I do write teh instead of the on purpose.
I is 16, butcha wouldn't guess it

CANDY;
I am CANDY and i type my name in capitals to feel EPIC. :D
I dont have my own fanfiction account on account of i usually dont write fanfiction!
I like writing the violent and bloody and emotional scenes
Im ALMOST 16. :D

Suzette;
Hey, I'm Suzette or Suzie or whatever they decide to call me this week.
My fanfic account is Suzette's Blue. so if you wanna know more about me, go there.
BUT DON'T STALK ME!!
Morii: Suze has teh Stalkerphobia
Back to me, the important one in this section.
Moriii is teh besssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst It's inevitable that you shall all bow down to meeeeeeeee
BOW! SCUM!

I write the emo and depressing things, BUT I AIN'T EMO SO DON'T GO PREACHING ON ME!!
I also write some of the fighting scenes, but we usually get James (CANDY's big bro) to do that for us -grins-
THANK YOU JAMES!!
And I'm the baby of the group at 15 -pouts-
pity poor me.
BUT I'M MORE MATURE THEN MORII ANYWAYS SO IT DON'T MATTER!! xD

This is CANDY.

Copy and paste CANDY into your profile to help her feel EPIC.

(Just for you CANDY)

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post these two poems on your profile. Not written by me.