lalalamariemehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and Glee. This is my favorite quote ever: We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. -Dr.Seuss So, I write some stuff: GLEE You don't bother me...- Currently on hiatus, because I need to own the dvds to write this story. The canon is integral to it and I don't want to mess it up... Noah and Rachel begin something neither of them are ready for, but they can't quit. If you read you would know why... Warning: features sexytimes. Crazyness Ensues- I try to have three chapters every time I update. I'm not sure why, but it's a tradition and I like it, so I'm going to keep it. One badass chick is cousins with Noah Puckerman and friends with Rachel Berry. Set in Wyoming, and my hometown... Riverton. Ensuing Crazyness- Takes place after Crazyness Ensues. Flashes of life after Wyoming, about two people who sort of, use to be friends. Sugar Lumps- A one-shot about boys versus girls. Hilarious hi-jinks and a lot of thrusting... (That's what she said.) STAR TREK Mine for the Taking- Jim has a thing about a woman, and Aimi has a thing about Captain Kirk. Based on the movie characters, but uses the show's plot lines. If anyone has any ideas, I would like to write a companion piece to Sugar Lumps. If you know of a funny and girl-powered song, just let me know and I'll do my to honor it. Glee style! |
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Grasping for Ashes by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
After the apocalypse, Finn, Tina, Puck, and Quinn's daughter are left wandering across the barren landscape, with nothing to hold onto but survival. And they'll do whatever it takes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Puck, Finn H.
Truth by Cameo45 reviews
Truth? He doesn't remember that first slushy. He wishes he did. Wishes he could say why it had happened. Before she was gone a week, and nobody noticed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Both Sides of the Fence by GoingVintage reviews
He's a farmer. She's a popstar. An unlikely meeting and now they're a couple. Can they combine their worlds successfully? There's tractors, farm animals, cookouts, and hay. It's farmer!Puck, ya'll! Yeehaw! AU Puck/Rachel. 8/27/10 - COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,416 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Burning Down the House by Katertots reviews
Rachel Berry and Noah Puckerman have a fiery first encounter that leads to an unlikely friendship and maybe something more. Set in New York City, this future AU fic also features Rachel's friendship with Quinn and Kurt, and Puck's best friend, Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,941 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
Fire Drill by oylizabeth reviews
She wonders why none of this was ever mentioned in the Campus Tour…roommates that you don't see, communal bathrooms with no hot water and fire alarms that go off ALL THE TIME.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,366 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Safari Guides: Kurt and Mercedes feat Quinn by X5 - 452 reviews
Follow on one shot from The Sex Detectives. Kurt and Mercedes take Quinn on a tour to sight the mysterious 'Puckleberry'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Slushie Shots by WheezerSneezer reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Watching by hey.moon.hello.goodbye reviews
Puck watches. Puck Quinn Mercedes Artie Tina Kurt Finn Rachel, rated T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Puck
Perception I am in you and you in me by radcgg reviews
So it starts the way things often do. With a beginning. Or an ending. Depending on how you look at things.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Disintegration by desespoir reviews
She’s stopped singing. It’s been three months. Rachel/Puck. Triple-shot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Lonely Hearts Club by WildIrishRose29 reviews
My first ever fanfic story... comments welcome. Just my own little Puck/Rachel fantasy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 67,201 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
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Ensuing Crazyness reviews
Berry, we're not in Kansas anymore." Even though they never were, they just spent one summer, becoming friends...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Not Bothered reviews
Rachel Berry bothers Puck in more way than one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Crazyness Ensues reviews
How can two badass cousins survive Rachel Berry?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Mine For The Taking reviews
Captian James Tiberius Kirk is his own man, and will do as he pleases. Aimi Amelia Jenkins is the one woman that he can't resist.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - J. Kirk
You Don't Bother Me reviews
The story behind what doesn't bother Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Sugar Lumps reviews
It's boys versus girls in Glee club, and this time the boys have a secret weapon up their sleeves, or more likely, down their pants. Song-fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete