daughterofposidon17
 When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for Percy Jackson. That totally describes my whole life. A little bit about me... EYES: blueish-green HAIR: dirty blond (it used to be platnum blond) HEIGHT: About 5'5 FAVORITE BANDS/ SINGERS: P!nk, Evanescene, Green day, Adele, LMFAO, Maroon 5, One Republic, Ministry Of Magic (HP NERDS!!!),and im still thinking. DISLIKES: Twilight(really, sparkling vampires?), Glee, the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, stars who think they can sing just because they can act,Percy/Rachel/Nico like whoa, Percy/Luke, Percy/Nico,Thalia/Percy, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, sexism, homophobia, racism, arrogance, veggies, fake friends, and justin stupid beaver. And my hatred for barbies is unconditional. I also REALLY hate the color yellow and ducks for that matter. I dont care if you say that real ducks aren't yellow but i dont care. Favorite books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Hunger games, Warriors, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat( I know really weird), The Help... Least fav book ever: Twilight...*shudder*...Why did I even read that? REAL VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS, NOT SPARKLES! Does anyone else hate the message Twilight sends out? It should have just been like a five page book saying somthing like "You will never get a man to love you unless you are, needy, whiny, annoying, unhappy, and you have nice smelling blood. Oh and if you don't get a man to love you, your life won't mean anything, so curl up in the fetal position and stay there until someone comes to get you. And then you should try to kill yourself repeatedly." It set women back about 500 years. Thank you, Stephanie Meyer. You look down at a Twilight series book and throw it in the pond because you know that Percy Jackson and the Olympians is so much better then Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel I promise to remember The Stolls I promise to remember Beckendorf I promise to remember Silena I promise to remember Micheal Yew I promise to remember Briares I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Yes, I promise to remember PJO Swear on the River Styx!!!! ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War Copy on your profile! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. 4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity 5. You will put this on your profile 6. You still have a stupid smile on your face Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (( HA. IM NOT AVERAGE :DDDD TAKE THAT SUCKERS :3 )) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Copy/Paste if you think classics are boring! Fun Things To Do In A Lift 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') 2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal) 3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) 4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) 5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink) 6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's) 7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) 8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) Bloody Luci okay then Percy Jackson couples I support: PercyxAnnabeth NicoxThalia SilenaxBeckendorf TravisxKatie Percy Jackson couples I DONT support: LukexAnnabeth RachelxPercy (PERCABETH 4EVER!!!) RachelxNico AnnabethxNico (No...just...NO) AthenaxPoseidon ArtemisxANYONE Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: ~Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... ~Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. ~Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. ~Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. ~Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. - You give all your siblings god parents - You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. - You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. - You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. - You still think Thalico could happen You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear ( I BREATHE percabeth.) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. You own every single book.(duh) You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. ( IT IS!!! IT IS!!!) If you think LEO VALDEZ IS THE MOST AWESOME SON OF HESPHETEUS EVER, copy & pasteNORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves. I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date. I'm That Girl: who gets guys better than she understands girls. I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand. I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with. I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family I'm that girl: who would do absolutley anything for the ones she loves. I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could. I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say. I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up. I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality. I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction. I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl. Favorite character(s): (In Percy Jackson)Travis and Connor Stoll Least favorite character:(In Percy Jackson) Rachel Elizabeth Dare Fav T.V. shows: Adventure time (Marceline the vampire queen ROCKS) , Spongebob, MAD, Big bang theroy, Supernatural, Invader Zim, , =D, The Amazing world of Gumball and anything related to Greek Mythology. Likes: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, life, black clothes, animals, Hot Topic, Hunger Games, Vampires WITH FANGS, rock music, candy, food, , the movies, markers, random stuff, cartoons, baggy pajama pants, my friends, youtube, fanfiction, the ocean, vacations, people who won't judge you on your looks, Thalico, Jasper, Percabeth, and some other stuff. Favorite season: Winter Least fav subject: Math Fav subject: History, and science Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God XXXXXX I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. Help me take that burden off her shoulders, 9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged,STALLION OF THE CIMARRON, independantwriter-137, RaynieJay, daughterofposidon17 Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Copy/Paste if you love meat to much to ever become a vegetarian ( I tried... didnt last long) Copy/Paste if you think bacon is the most brilliant of the meats If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile SAVE THE NARWHALES THEY ARE THE CLOSEST THINGS WE'VE GOT TO UNICORNS (got that from someother unicorn lover's profile) 8) If you love Jasper copy & paste If you love Thalico ( come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste! If you are in art, even though you aren't a good drawer, copy & paste PREP You own something from Pacsun. You own something from Hollister. You love/like going to the mall. GOTHIC You wear chains. You've shopped at Hot Topic. ( Best. Store. Ever.) PUNK You dislike pink You hate/dislike preps. GEEK You never miss school unless you're sick. EMO You have black rimmed glasses You cry easily ( No, my friends say I have nerds of steel) You hate being called emo. You think emo chicks/dudes are hot GHETTO/GANGSTA You are/was in a gang. You have free-styled. HARDCORE/SCENE You wear slip-on shoes YOUR GUY SIDE xYou love hoodies. xShopping is torture. xBaggy pants are cool to wear YOUR GIRL SIDE xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. ( strictly only when my lips are chapped STRICTLY) You hate wearing the color black. xYou like hanging out at the mall. xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. xLike being the star of everything. ( I HATE attention.) ~~This or That~~ Day or Night: Night. No contest; I hate mornings. Tea or Soda: Tea, I don't really drink soda Juice or Water: Juice. White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Every try chocolate milk with cereal?? Dude. ITS FREAKING AWESOME! So yeah chocolate Italian or Chinese: Chinese (good chicken) McDonald's or Burger King: I like McDonalds milkshakes better. And mcflurrys? Who could pass those up? Pizza Hut or Domino's: PIZZA HUT Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon!!!! Strawberry or Blueberry: Blueberries I dont really like strawberries DONT KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!! Cherry or Banana: .Cherry, hate bannanas. Summer or Winter: Winter all the way! I mean, I couldnt live without Halloween or christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Snowy or Rainy: grrr...gotta go with rain... Mates or Dates: MATES. WHO CARES ABOUT DATES? -If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out. Fav Phrases: I'm gonna lock you in my closet for all eternity! Your face! Your mom. Your moms face Hobos and ninjas are very imprtant to society. Ninja pwn you! xD I find your lack of faith...disturbing. Eat my pants! I'm a freak...I like it that way. Break dance! Put down the twilight book ...or else. Go sit in the corner and think about how messed up your life is. Go die in a hole. . .slowly. I'm evil. Get used to it! Live strong. Die hard! Suck it bitch Well then FART YOU Just shut up and dance fool! Ninjas pwn all! Godly parent: (Percy Jackson): Posiden, I know that sounds cliche but oh well Hogwarts house:(Harry Potter) GRYFFINDOR FOR THE ULTIMATE WIN!!!! Gryffindor! Party More! Hufflepuff! Wizard Stuff! Ravenclaw! Hell naw!!! PRETTY SURE THAT'S EVERYBODY!- Potter Puppet Pals " Neville's Birthday" Bother bother bother bother... Clan (warriors): Shadowclan or Thunderclan District ( hunger games): 12 FTW! IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison/Jacob/Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! Fav food: , seafood (lobster, crab, etc...) , hibachi, candy, fruits,sushi,ribs,steak(any kind of meat) , chips, soda, and anything with SUGAR!!!! Least fav foods: , vanilla cake,tomatos,onions,school food , anything without...SUGAR!!!!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. ( i do have ADD, ooo, shiny...) You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Percy Jackson couples I support: PercyxAnnabeth NicoxThalia SilenaxBeckendorf TravisxKatie Percy Jackson couples I DONT support: LukexAnnabeth RachelxPercy (PERCABETH 4EVER!!!) RachelxNico AnnabethxNico (No...just...NO) AthenaxPoseidon ArtemisxANYONE Hunger Games pairings I support: PeetaxKatniss GalexMadge PrimxRory FinnickxAnnie Hunger Games pairings I DONT support: GalexKatniss (Yeah, I'm Team Peeta) HaymitchxANYONE EffiexANYONE CinnaxHaymitch (EW) FinnickxKatniss (Just plain wrong) TEAM PEETA...because he can bake cakes!!!!!! Cinna for the win!!! I love Haymitch because he's drunk all the time! I find it amusing! Adventure time pairings I support: FinnxMarceline JakexRainicorn Adventure time pairings I don't support: BubblgumxFinn BubblegumxMarceline I'm not even talking about Lumpy Space Princess Harry Potter parings I support: SnapexLily HarryxGinny NevillexLuna RonxHermione Harry Potter pairings I don't support: DracoxHermione HarryxHermione NevillexGinny LunaxHarry FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS:Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. This is totally based off of me and my best friend. We tease each other. We support each other. We are like sisters. IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! Things I am not to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals 4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches 5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 43) I may not have a private army. 44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 46) I am not the wicked witch of the west. 47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 48) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 54) - Especially not all of them at once. 55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms. 63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles. 71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry 82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall 83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams. 86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car. 95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever. 105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones. 106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean. 107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy". 108) Even if he is. 109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk. 110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward. 111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid. 112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present. 113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed. 114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do. 115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge. 116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum. 117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin. 118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'. 119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair. 120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either. 121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul. 122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory. 123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod. 124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike. 125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living. 126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts. 127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball. 128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such. 129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise. 130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes. 131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning. 132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White." 133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!" 134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas. 135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye." 136) To which I am not allowed to reply. 137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. 138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises. 139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related. 140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately. 141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit. 142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!" 143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger. 144) Portable swamps are not funny. 145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters. 146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms. 147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps. 148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me. 149) My patronus is not a Nazgul. 150) Neither is my animagus form. 151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears. 153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble. 154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills. 155) No part of the school uniform is edible. 156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible. 157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short". 158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect. 159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June. 160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'. 161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'. 162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin. 163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it. 164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do. 165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine. 166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night." 167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years. 168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent. 169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin. 170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity. 171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden. 172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it. 173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror". 174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate. 175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond. 176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either. 177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is. 178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney. 179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark. 180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood. 181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions. 182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments. 183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign. ⋎´✫¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•✫ /ღ˚ •。* ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛ * 。 ღ˛° 。* ° ˚ • *˚ .ღ 。 Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The awesome cabins. Duh. 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Piper...OR Annabeth 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Thalia!!!! She is sooooo awesome!!!! 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Rachel. Elizabeth. Dare. She. Must...DIE!!!!!!!!! :( 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? The titan's curse, or the last Olympian. 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Thalia. Check the top. 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Hades 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? I squeal like a little girl and kidnap him. Then I lock him in my closet for all eternity. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Thalia and Nico. Green day is awesome. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy. He can control water. Think about it. 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Get a life!!!!!!! Then I smack him. 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? ThaliaxNico, and PercyxAnnabeth, oh and don't forget...Jason and Piper13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? I high-five Hades. I kick Zeus. I hug Poseidon. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Reading Percy Jackson. My life. Not that exiting. 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "Look. I didn't want to be a Half-Blood." The quote that started my life. (my obsession) 16. Favorite Percy Moment? " Now if she had invented pizza. That I could understand." 17. Favorite Nico Moment? "With great power, comes great need to take a nap." 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? Hades rant. No question. 19. Favorite Grover Moment? When he ate the Hacky Sack. 20. Favorite Random Moment? Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is wrong. Grover: Nothing. I could use some dam french fries. Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom Zoe: I do not understand. Grover: I need to use the dam water fountain. Thalia: And...I want to buy a dam T-shirt! Percy: Laugh. All exept Zoe: laugh. You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say THALIA! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD! You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your 98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% ) Copy on your profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/FayeJackson The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!) AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis Artemis6634 ( My Mommy is Artemis! Yeah boiiiiiiiii!) daughterofposidon17 ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War \ HELP THE BUNNY!!!! ／l、 じ しf,)ノ ////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post You say Justin Bieber, I say Evanascence You say Hannah Montana, I say Three Days Grace You say Demi Lavato, I say Hinder You say Beyonce, I say Nickelback You say Miranda Cosgrove, I say Breaking Benjamin You say Britney Spears, I say Green Day You say Katy Perry, I say Paramore You say Kesha, I say Maroon 5 You say Taylor Swift, I say My Chemical Romance You say Jonas Brothers, I say Linkin Park You say Justin Bieber, I call you gay ( not that kind, I have absolutely nothing against gays) and kick you in the shin if you read all this... get a life or... no just get a life People who listen to REAL music are becoming extinct! Copy/paste to show you are one of this endangered species!!!!!!!!!! Now you know me! Go hug your Mom and eat some bacon! Go! Go people of the world! Oh yeah, and never forget,...unicorns and demi-gods ARE real...Never forget...GRAMMER FOR LIFE GRAMMER BEAR WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!! |
