No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."

Something is wrong with Martin.

The Doctor's death on Lake Silencio meant change for the Ponds. Amy knew she needed to get away, so she moved to Baker Street only to find herself in the company of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. As she begins to leave the life of a time traveller behind, she becomes more involved in solving crimes, but she couldn't have predicted what was to happen next.

A series of Martin x Molly one-shots...with occasional appearances from other characters from both Cabin Pressure and Sherlock BBC.

The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.

The Doctor, still joined by the Ponds, finds himself in a lot of trouble when they arrive in a parallel universe where Doctor Who is just a fictional character. And Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are real.

Until it happens, he doesn't know how far he's come. John Watson Post-Reichenbach.

John Watson was used to many things other people would consider strange; but to wake up in a dark street and meet a young drug addict who looked eerily familiar wasn't one of them. AU, Post-Reunion.

Regeneration is best faced in a stable environment. An impossible world filled with inscrutable elves, ornery princes and powerful magic was not the Tenth's Doctor's top choice, but he's nothing if not adaptable. LotR/Doctor Who Xover. 10/Rose

Inspired by the lines, "I'm old enough to be your father!" and, "I wanted to be an aeroplane", this is my first Cabin Pressure fic. This is not intended to be slash in any way. Featuring a doodling Martin, a procrastinating Douglas, and way too many parentheses.

John has a secret. Sherlock wants to know. But this secret is bigger than Sherlock ever thought. Rated M for later violence. Eventual Johnlock maybe...? EDIT: Oh there's Johnlock...

When GERTI is flying over London, Arthur, Douglas, and Martin notice a strange man on a rooftop...who looks as though he's going to jump. Basically, a ridiculous and extremely impossible alternate outcome of the Reichenbach Fall. It had to be written.

"We're trapped in the car. I don't think Sherlock'll last much longer. I can't-I can't-I think he's choking, Jesus, help me Greg!" Injury/sick fic in which Sherlock and John are badly injured in a car accident. How will Lestrade cope, with his best friends dying? A bit of confronting description. (T for descriptions)

Sherlock is love and love is sociopath. (Martin aka Sherlock/Molly) [AU Sherlock/Cabin Pressure Crossover in a Jekyll&Hyde style. ]

Carolyn's booked a trip and Martin can't do it. As usual, it's up to Douglas to sort everything out- cope with the Fitton Pony Club and Arthur's strange power over them, stop Carolyn going hobbit-hunting, and save Martin and Teresa's relationship. Contains spoilers for series 4 Vaduz.

A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left... To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical.

As Merry and Pippin wait for the Entmoot to decide to go to war, Merry spots a strange light deep in the forest. He follows it, but what he finds is quite unexpected. He finds a wizard, but not the kind he has come to know. Merry stumbles across Harry Potter, on a mission of his own to find and destroy horcruxes.

Gandalf is trying to get into moria when suddenly a fez wearing man kidnapps him. What will happen? Insanity obviously. Note: this is not going to be any long or serious story. This is just some random thing I thought up.

What would happen if 2 characters from 6 fandoms were all stuck in one house? The Big Brother house, perhaps? Well that's completely up to you - you hold the power of evictions and tasks. Avengers, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Sherlock. This is one gigantic crossover.

No, the phonetic alphabet for F, is not Tango! A huge misunderstanding lands Arthur Shappey in prison. Will it break our ever-happy steward? For a prompt on comeflythefriendlyskies.

Written for a prompt that basically wanted very sick Martin with pneumonia in a country that didn't speak English. While in a tiny town in Norway, Martin's cold progresses into something far worse. He seems to think he's fine, but Douglas can tell otherwise. 28 chapters. Gen. I'd love someone to do some art.

The Master is shot by Lucy on the Valiant. DCI Sam Tyler is hit by a car in 2006, and wakes up in 1973. After a chase in a Manchester alley, one of them is waking up from an incident. Is Sam getting more delusional, or is the Master inheriting Sam's dreams?

Carolyn x Herc/Carolyn x Douglas. Before she and Herc are scheduled to marry, Carolyn reassesses her situation.

After a bad day for Douglas Richardson, and a flight gone awry, events take a turn for the stranger as the crew find themself in an unbelievable situation, and learn just how much one small change could affect their lives. One thing's for sure, they are never letting Carolyn accept another mysterious booking. (I suppose subtle slash if you look at it right)

Sherlock Holmes had always trusted DI Greg Lestrade. But when it turned out the detective might have brought an innocent man behind bars, Sherlock didn't know what to think. Post-Reunion.

When tragedy strikes MJN Air, Carolyn's life is shattered. Can she pick up the pieces in the aftermath? Warning: Multiple character deaths and graphic description of a plane crash.

In which Douglas has laryngitis, Martin has an evil twin (but not really), and Arthur gets to meet gnomes (but not really), James Bond (but not really), and the inside of the storage closet (really), all thanks to Martin's meddlesome half brothers, one of which is dead (but not really).

Carolyn Knapp-Shappey has seen it all with the crew of her air-dot. But now, it's time for the mismatched crew of MJN to change hands. Who is the only person Carolyn trusts with her company? A nostalgic little one-shot. Post-Yverdon. A bit spoilery.

The first of his baby brothers falls from the sky. The second one succumbs to illness and water. The third one falls even farther than the first. Sherlock/Third Star/Cabin Pressure crossover.

An insult to GERT-I? He could deal with that… An insult to Carolyn? Fine, she could handle herself. An insult to himself? He could deal with it. And insult to Arthur? Bearable. But an insult to Martin? That's just crossing the line. (Rated T for minor language)

It's Mother's Day and Martin and Arthur are both marking the occasion in their own ways- because mums are brilliant. (A Cabin Pressure one-shot)

After three years, he finally came home. Sherlock's return, Post-Reichenbach.

Oneshot. Complete. When Douglas locks Martin out of the flight deck on purpose, help comes in the strangest of forms. First Cabin Pressure fic!

As a part of the British government, Mycroft Holmes is well aware of the existence of the Doctor. And, naturally, so is Sherlock. Dr. Watson, however, isn't acquainted. Mycroft POV. Oneshot.

Martin was truly a great pilot - it was too bad that he'd been told otherwise. (Originally a fill for the meme.)

Martin's always been strange; to what extent, Douglas hadn't had any idea. (Originally a fill for the meme.)

PotterWhoLock (but only lets me pick two) Something is threatening Hogwarts mere months after Voldemort's downfall. When it needs help, the Wizarding World calls on the Doctor, but will he be able to find the intruder before it kills again? And can student John Watson learn to move on after a fight for Hogwarts that claimed some of his dearest friends and nearly himself?

He had never had a friend before, therefore he had never had to lie to a friend before. DI Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes friendship, Post-Reichenbach. Continuation of "Two Guilty Men" and "Brandy and Silence", can be read as a standalone.

Greg really didn't know what kept bringing him back to drink brandy with Mycroft, but in the end, he didn't mind. DI Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes friendship, Post-Reichenbach. Follow-up to "Two Guilty Men", can be read as a standalone.

Martin has a big decision to make - is it the right time to break the MJN family up? Contains spoilers for Yverdon-Les-Bains.

"Mum said it was cute that I wanted to be a pilot. Dad just laughed." Entries from nine-year-old Martin Crieff.

Discovering that Arthur is in London, Zooey, New identity, always fun , runs off to find her best friend.Finding him going by the name of John, she and him go on one last adventure to find their daughter.Includes aliens,intergalactic chases &...Sherlock?

Ten years after Harry Potter defeats Lord Voldemort, Hogwarts faces a new threat to its students. Luckily, first year Sherlock Holmes and his friend John Watson are on the case.

Martin's relationship with the Princess of Liechtenstein progressing better than he could've imagined. After Croyden, he has one thing to remember it by. Too bad Douglas won't let him enjoy it.

The waiting game is perhaps the cruelest game of all. Oneshot, Johnlock, Smaug/Bilbo, Smauglock/Johnbo, etc.

Cabin Pressure. Written for the prompt: "The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do." Little ficlets please of Martin being lonely, Arthur being sad and Douglas being damaged.

Or, how to deal with your First Officer.

Martin makes a mistake that risks the lives of his passengers and his colleagues. Losing confidence, he quits MJN Air, leaving them with his replacement; soon decided to be the worst man on Earth. But Martin has a new job and it's going well, so how can they persuade him to come back? And should they even try, when Martin Crief is finally becoming a success?

A CABIN PRESSURE FANFIC. "Wha-? No, no, no! I'm not sick! Why would I be sick? I don't get air sickness; I've dreamt of being in the air since-" "Yes, Martin, we know all about your dreams. However, in this instance, you are a living-breathing-cold-or-flu-breeding-machine. Please don't sneeze on the controls." Martin's ill, whether he wants to admit it or not.

Martin doesn't come into work one day. Nor the next. Nor the next. On the twelfth day, the police find his van. On the same day he's declared a missing person. All the three of them left behind can do is wait. Hold each other upright so they don't fall down themselves. That's what families do. Even the damaged ones. Gen.

John never met Sherlock Holmes. Instead, he met Sebastian Moran, who introduced him to Jim Moriarty. AU.

CABIN PRESSURE - Martin helps one of his Parkside Terrace student housemates, with an assist from Douglas. GEN

Bankers were supposed to be heartless bastards. That didn't mean they didn't give credit where it was due. Sebastian Wilkes Post-Reichenbach.

Sherlock learned the importance of memories of sorrow only when they were gone. Based on "The Haunted Man and The Ghost's Bargain" by Charles Dickens. Post-Reunion.

He knew what his brother needed. So Sherlock got it. AU, dark!Mycroft. Now with second chapter.

He never left. A slender man fic.

Douglas Richardson is a man with many secrets. So, apparently, is Martin Crieff.

After a blow to the head, Sherlock seems to have gotten temporary amnesia. What can he deduce about his own life? No slash. Multi-chapter. Reviews appreciated. Thanks!

Its common knowledge that every man or woman that goes to war receives two dog tags. So where are John's? T for talk of suicide.

Voldemort lives on inside the shell of one of his most loyal followers, a follower who has an uncanny likeness to a certain time travelling alien. What happens when the now mortal Dark Lord learns of the Timelord, and begins to target his friends in order to get what he wants? Will the trio be able to save the Doctor? A body without a soul has room for another...

Carolyn finds out about the trip to Exeter.

MJN Air is flying two very important passengers to Germany. Martin is anxious to see Sherlock Holmes in person, but Arthur thinks he's absolutely brilliant. My first Cabin!lock fic. Hope you enjoy! :D

A Cabin Pressure fic- While carrying something to California, the crew gets a desperate call from an air-traffic controller. With his dying breaths, he tells them that what they're carrying is important- and then, silence. Now, stuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, they must figure out how to survive. Some Martin/Douglas! Inspired by tumblr user Kogla's Art. Also on AO3

As much as Douglas teased Martin, he'll always be there for him. Why? "Because I'm from the future," Douglas said as he reloaded his shotgun. "One day you will lead the revolution. And I am here to make sure you live to do so." A Terminator/CP fushion.

Set after "The Lodger". Instead of landing in Colchester to pick up the Doctor, the TARDIS strands Amy in 1974 Manchester. She is alone in a strange time and place with no Doctor, no TARDIS and no resources. But that's just the start of her problems...**NOW COMPLETE!**

She has seen many things over the course of the years. But seeing Mycroft Holmes grieve might be the most tragic thing she's ever beheld. Anthea, Post-Reichenbach.

Upon returning late one Halloween night, John comes across a "gift" left on his doorstep. But it represents much more than he could have ever anticipated. Post-Reichenbach.

He had expected it for a long time, this knock at his door. To be honest, he would have been disappointed if Sherlock hadn't found out anytime soon. Sherlock Holmes and DI Greg Lestrade midnight confession, Post-Reunion. AU.

You may call me mad, but it is not madness to worship the darkness. Jim Moriarty Halloween story.

He's done it countless times before, and he will do it countless times after. Gene Hunt and Sam Tyler, Post Life on Mars.

Mycroft Holmes may be surprised that his brother has embarked on a romantic relationship. He is even more surprised, however, when he has his girlfriend kidnapped. Sherlock/Sally through Mycroft's eyes - part of my ongoing Sherlock/Sally universe, but no previous knowledge necessary.

Martin panics, jumps to conclusions, and for possibly the first time in his life, finds he was rather calm for what the situation required.

When Sherlock left the flat with his best friend, he was a consulting detective. When he woke up later, he was a cocaine addict lying in an abandoned building. AU, Post-Reunion.

When an ex-con is intent on killing the three witnesses who testified against him, will Sherlock and John (and Mycroft and Lestrade) be able to stop him? The stakes are high - one of the witnesses is a Major Character.

Sherlock has a fob watch. An ordinary fob watch. One that he has had since he was a child. What happens when John finds it and opens it? Memories invade Sherlock's mind and he begins to question the reality of the world around him. Just who exactly is this Siggy character? And what about his friend named Lockie? Now being rewritten, but not reuploaded as a new story

While battling a ghost, Danny passes out and wakes up with about twenty... firebenders... surrounding him? He escapes and runs into Aang and his friends. A friendship bonds. Aang soon finds out that a 'spirit' needs help, which is Danny. As they travel, they grow suspicious about the teen... will they find out the truth about WHAT he is? ART COVER by SwimmerGirl96

There's a new Defense professor at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He wears a bowtie, has a strange blue box, and the students think he's a bit mad. He'll fit right in with the rest of the staff. NO PAIRING YET, I haven't decided. there's a poll on my page, go vote please!

Matt Smith, who plays the Eleventh Doctor we all know and love, was walking home from filming one night when he bumped into someone he never thought he'd meet...

A series of short one-shots in which Molly Hooper is the Doctor's companion. Excluding the Doctor himself, all the other characters will be either alien or Sherlock characters. Tenth Doctor. Set whenever because he's the Doctor and normally time parameters don't apply.

In which Douglas discovers a hidden side to Martin.

"In a blink of an eye John Watson had been gone without a trace. The dust on the floor was undisturbed. Sherlock had himself stood between the doctor and the door. Lestrade had been by the window. There had only been that statue of solid stone that seemed to move every time they looked away. That statue of the crying angel."

John Watson didn't have an easy start in life. He was determined that this wouldn't stop him from reaching his goal. So he became James Moriarty. Years later, he stumbled upon Sherlock Holmes. And the game began. AU.

In a world where wings can reflect the state of your heart, Martin sometimes wonders if he's a freak.

Whilst searching through John's room Sherlock comes across a box full of things that are obviously full of sentiment for the good doctor, he finds at the bottom of a box a small moleskin that it a very /specific/ shade of blue. Demanding to know what it means Sherlock learned something that he really couldn't have deduced.

A case sends Harry Dresden overseas, where he butts heads with Sherlock Holmes, working the same case. But will the case be their biggest problem?

It takes him a long time, but suddenly he knows. Suddenly Sherlock knows what is unusual about the pocket watch that has seemingly always been with him. And then he finds out he isn't Sherlock at all.

Cabin Pressure/BBC Sherlock. Sherlock has been posing as useless MJN captain Martin Crieff for 2 years now. Finally, the day comes when Mycroft tells him it's safe to come out... Johnlock is present, but very mildly

Greg Lestrade and Rupert Giles have a past. And a present. Some things, you never really quite manage to shake. WARNINGS for canon-typical violence and brief contextual homophobia.

"Ianto." "What?" "The 456, they released the poison gas right?" "Right." "It's in the air right now, correct?" "Yes, sir." "Then how are you still alive?" Inspector Spacetime/Torchwood crossover.

The Master liked his little human life. It was simple, it was easy. It was the first time he wanted to just stay someone. No world domination, nothing. Then he was shot. In Hunt's police station. One-Shot.

In answer to a prompt for Whump!Martin. Martin gets home after a week of flight and things go from bad to worse. rated for a bit on chapter 2. Sorry about that: my brain got away from me!

It was all just an act. Martin Crieff was a disguise. Sherlock Holmes had created him to hide. Rating-T

Study group, meet the Daleks.

A Christmas party at the Holmes' house lets John discover why Sherlock is so emotionally distant. I suck at theese. .Sherlock/Third Star

Fenchurch appeared on earth after the accident that happened in the intergalactic holidays. She found Arthur was living there too, but was he really Arthur? This is the first chapter! more will follow soon

HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?

Martin knows he's useless, he knows that no matter what he does someone else will, and has already done it better than he ever could. So the day when Douglas slaps him across the face he isn't surprised, everybody else hit him, why should'n Douglas?

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.

When Sherlock comes face to face with a ginger, somewhat shorter version of himself, he feels the need to explain a rather delicate matter. Martin is unnerved by the whole thing, and Sherlock realises how hard it is to not be Mycroft.

For once, John Watson's psychologist actually comes up with a good suggestion. It's time to move on, and John Watson, or rather, Arthur Dent, decides to do it in his own way.

Prompt Meme Fill. Martin goes blind. You can't fly a plane if you're blind.

A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Inspector Spacetime fic The Inspector faces his future murderer, the Unlikely Scubaman, in the desert. But it's not who he expects to see, underneath the oxygen mask!

A young not-yet-Captain Martin Crieff gets a visit from a strange man with a bowtie. First time posting using fanfiction, cut me some slack on formatting issues.

Sherlock suffers from claustrophobia.

Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.

Cabin Pressure. Sick!Martin reports to work where pride, poverty, and the temptation of extra layover time see him take a turn for the worst in line of duty.Carolyn saves her money, Arthur saves the day, Douglas saves the universe and Martin saves no one

Still affected by the losses of previous years, and by the destined, upcoming death of Dumbledore, the time travellers are again in Hogwarts, a castle victim to a creature which has suffered losses of its own. Sequel to Changes etc. Sixth Year.

Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover. Martin Crieff has never had any interest other than flying. Not even for the briefest of instances, but the newest passenger on MJN air is about to change that. For a little while, in any case.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Sherlock has a strange turn, John is worried and Mycroft is the only one who seems to know what's going on…

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

After the explosion, Sherlock has some trouble adjusting. Kind of dark. ***Now a podfic!***

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.

aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!

Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.

Spongebob finally snaps and goes on a killing spree, but not before he tells us his thoughts on his everyday life.

During the winter after Kanna leaves him, Pakku finds himself fighting for his life against an ancient evil of the Arctic North - the windago. Fortunately, there's an Earth Kingdom madman along to help.

Buffy's first thought upon waking was: "Why is Giles wearing chainmail?" Buffy's dive off Glory's tower takes her somewhere she never expected.

Dr. Horrible attends Penny's funeral. One-Shot.

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

-"What if that thing took his voice with it? What if whatever it did was permanent?" An AU that branches off from the Series 4 episode Midnight, with added angst and hurt/comfort.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Sequel to Arithmancy. You need to read Arithmancy to understand what happened to Donna. While Arithmancy was a Harry Potter crossover, there are no witches or wizards in this story. Rated T for mild language and because Captain Jack Harkness still exists.

-"Well EX-CUSE ME for being the Chosen One!"

What was Thomas up to that Harry catches him in a dark alley shirtless and covered in body glitter? Takes place between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.

The TARDIS brings the Doctor to an individual with the potential to change the Earth. Crossover with Harry Potter. Rated T for mild language, and the mere existence of Captain Jack Harkness. Completed.

100 ways to piss off the oh-so-piss-off-able!... and of course we mean Raven. :P

Dr Who/Lord of the Rings cross-over. The Doctor has some unexpected company. The usual disclaimers apply. They don't belong to me and I make no profit from them.

Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.

It wasn't until the third time Rose checked the dead body did she really begin to take in that it was the Doctor, and he'd been shot six times in the back. [Major Whump: Ten / Minor: Rose]

Cyborg's new invention accidentally transports the Titans to a parallel universe. They meet their parallel universe selves and in this world everything the Titans are the other is not. Very Funny. Please read and review.

HP xover Sorting is a time of pride and celebration... as long as your father isn't John Winchester.

An accident with a magical artifact sends Giles into the past. Can the specialist in hopeless cases help him before the artifact is lost and he is forever stranded?

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Unlike those war heroes we hear so much about, I can tell you my name. I can tell you name and my address and my e-mail and not fear that someone will come to kill me. Because for a year and a half, I was a Controller. Complete!