"Flaming isn't just the lowest form of trolling, Gilan, it isn't even trolling at all." Halt, from ranger's apprentice. edited.

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I found this on someone’s profile, I can’t remember who's sorry! I decided to do it about ranger’s apprentice.

List Twelve characters and answer the following questions:

1. Will

2. Erak

3. Halt

4. Cassandra

5. Horace

6. Pauline

7. King Sean

8. Jenny

9. Gilan

10. Crowley

11. Baron Arald

12. Alyss

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. No-one has decided to create the situation where Pauline becomes a slut and sleeps with the Baron of her home fief.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, very.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Cassandra would go mad, Halt would be executed for paedophilia and rape, everyone would hate him. Basically everyone would go mental.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Sort of. For some reason a lot of people like him.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

If they were gay. They are both large and experienced fighters, after all. But, I don’t want to picture it...

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Horace/Jenny or Horace/Crowley? Horace/Jenny as they actually know each other and at least it’s straight.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

He would piss himself laughing, then go tell Cassandra and Halt, who would murder their respective partner.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Halt has gone gay for his old friend, but will he be able to woo him? He attempts and then realises his friend had had these feelings for years...

PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yeah, she always used to comfort him when they were in the orphanage together.

10) For whatever reason, five is looking for a room mate. Should five share an apartment with nine or with ten?

Gilan, as Horace knows him better.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

It would take place during icebound land (after they’ve escaped and in the cabin). Will just wakes up and Cassandra realises she loves him. She would get him drunk and they would have a wild time...literally.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What friends list?

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

giggety giggety* I JUST SHOT MY ARROW IN YO HOLE

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don’t know any songs about female orphan chefs.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Unless you want to see two young people do it with an old person who they know quite well, DO NOT READ.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

This would never happen. EVER. But, “Erak, your axe is SO big!”

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Almost every R.A. fic I’ve read features him. I’ve never read one centered on him, thugh.

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Pauline, as being head of the diplomatic service she is intelligent.

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

NOPE. A) I’m not gay and B) He’s a big ugly Viking dude.

20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Alyss sends Jenny on a mission to make sure Will remembers their anniversary. No, it doesn’t succeed.

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Umm...for marrying the princess when he’s not a noble?

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

King Sean. He is a king, after all.

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

He would laugh himself silly at the size difference.

24) 1 and 9 reluctently team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organisation. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Will and Gilan reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Cassandra’s sinister secret organisation. Baron Arald volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Cassandra. Meanwhile, she has kidnapped Alyss in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Horace, they seek out Halt, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

I would have to go with ‘Cassandra’s Evil Streak’.

25) Can you make a 2, 3 and 10 lemon?

NO. HOW COULS ANYONE EVEN SUGGEST THAT. EURGH. *PUKES INTO BUCKET*

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

Yup. They were married and had kids.

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

He’d say, “The future doesn’t bode well for Araluen, if their future king is bisexual and likes to sleep with those in his service”. Then he’d puke.

28) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Will and Gilan are in a happy relationship until Gilan suddenly runs off with Cassandra. Will, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Baron Arald and a brief unhappy affair with Alyss, then follows the wise advise of Horace and finds true love with Halt.

I’d have to go with ‘Sexuality Troubles’.

29) If 5 wanted to dye his or her hair, would he or she rely on 1's opinion or 4's?

He would rely on Cassandra’s opinion, as he is married to her and Will would probably make him dye it pink “4thalolz”

30) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Halt is playing wind-ups, and outraged at how unoriginal Halt is Crowley decides to play Infernities. Halt goes first and pulls off the wind-up loop, emptying Crowley’s hand which consisted of Infernity Necromancer, Infernity Avenger, Infernity Archfiend, Infernity Mirage and Stygian Street Patrol. Halt had never played against infernity before so he wondered what would happen. Halt ends his turn with his field consisting of Daigusto Emeral, Wind-Up Carrier Zenmaity, and Number 17: Leviathan Dragon, all having used their effects once. Crowley draws and topdecks Infernity Launcher, playing it and using it’s effect to bring back necromancer and archfiend, and archfiend’s effect to search for an Infernity Mirage, which he normal summons. He uses necromancer’s effect to bring back avenger, and synchro into Hundred Eyes Dragon. He uses mirage’s effect to bring back archfiend and necromancer, and then search for his 3rd and final mirage. He uses stygian street patrol’s effect to summon mirage, and do the same as before, only this time summoning infernity doom dragon. He then uses mirage’s effect to go through the combo again, only this time adding infernity barrier to hand and setting it. He synchro summoned for another Hundred eyes. He uses both hundred eyes’ effects to remove 2 mirages from the grave, copying their effects. He went through the combo again, adding another 2 infernity barriers to hand and setting them, only this time synching for another hundred eyes and a scrap dragon. He uses hundred eyes effect to copy necromancer and summon archfiend, using it’s effect to add an infernity break to hand and set it. He then activates scrap dragon’s effect, destroying Leviathan Dragon and Infernity Break. He then attacks Daigusto Emeral with infernity doom dragon, putting Halt at 6800 life points. He attacks zenmaity with scrap dragon and attacks directly with his other monsters, leaving halt with just 700 life points and ending his turn. Halt attempts to activate 3 different spell cards but the 3 infernity barriers negate them all. Halt got owned.

In case you couldn’t tell that was basically a quick description of a yugioh duel. I love yugioh; play it irl. If you think it’s nerdy or whatever then I am a nerd. I don’t care.

31) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Cassandra, as he still feels in debt to her for capturing her.

32) What plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

I’m not sure. Probably something to do with them being captured at a burning bridge by skandians and being taken as slaves to skandia. Then Will gets addicted to drugs, and the one who captured them frees them. Cassandra must unaddict Will before it’s too late and then they must work together to survive in the harsh conditions of the skandian mountains. Hmm, I might make that actually. I’ve already thought of a name. The Icebound Land would be a great name for a story with this plot!

33) What would you think if 1 and 7 had an affair?
I would think to myself why the hell John Flanagan thought it would be appropriate for the main character to turn gay and have an affair with a man he barely knows.

34) Have you ever read any 10/12 fics?

Yeah. Turns out Crowley was just pedobear in disguise.

35) What would happen if 4 and 8 got together?

Araluen would be looking forward to a future of being run by lesbians, and Gilan and Horace would commit suicide, leaving Will distraught and Alyss bi-curious.

36) Would you be shocked if 11 and 5 got together?

YES, I thought it was Crowley that was pedobear, not Arald. Maybe they both are... MAYBE ERAK IS TOO!!!

37) Would you be surprised if 3 and 12 got together?

Would I be surprised if Steve and Evra got together? I think surprised is the wrong word. I would be HORRIFIED!

38) 4 and 12 were in a happy relatiosnship until 12 ran off with 3. 4 was depressed and got together with 10, who got arrested when going to a club with 6. Then4 had a cheap affair with 2, before finally going to 11 for advice and falling in love with 1.

Cassandra and Alyss were in a happy relationship until Alyss ran off with Halt. Cassandra was depressed and got together with Crowley, who got arrested when going to a club with Pauline. Then Cassandra had a cheap affair with Erak, before finally going to Baron Arald for advice and falling in love with Will.

So, before she started loving Will she was a lesbian with will’s lover, who ran off with will’s mentor. She got depressed and got together with PEDOBEAR #1 (aka will’s commandant), who got arrested when going to a pub with will’s mother figure. She then had a cheap affair with PEDOBEAR #3, a good friend of will’s, before finally asking PEDOBEAR #2 for advice and falling in love with will. SMOOTH. Will must REALLY love her.