Ladies and gentlemen, I am Clyde Moore - yes, the Clyde Moore that you've heard so much about. Why, with my devilishly handsome face plastered on virtually every online ad and newspaper blurb, how could you not be trembling with excitement and anticipation at the arrival of my brand new novel of fanfic-tuous proportions, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. No, my good folks, this is not merely an adaptation of the outrageously popular video game - no; this fanciful tale of war, deceit, and testosterone-fueled explosions is interwoven with my own clever characters and tingling suspense. So click the link, and get to readin'!