Warning: This profile may contain strange, random thoughts. Not my fault. Okay so it is.

Name: You may call me "human"

Not Name: You may NOT call me Bob.

ReasOn of MenTaL coLLapSe: brother wants to play weird al songs or the hamster dance constantly. I let him Once.OopS.

First fic: Tales of the Abysmal. Apparentely it's not that bad. I find this surprising.

Preferred songs: anything by weird al (It's most of what I know) , Scars, and More Than it Seems. If you don't know those, it's not my problem.

Preffered Pairings: SoraxKairi (classic), GuyxNatalia (Just good somehow), and RoxasxNamine (also classic)

Pairings that should burn and be obliterated from any mind or record that they are or ever will be mentioned in: Any gay pairings. Why the do people write that stuff anyway?

Bio, or something like one: I am a human. I was probably born sometime, though I have yet to see truly solid proof of this. I have lost at least part of my mind, and have been looking for it as a hobby. I'm probably not as wierd as I sound. Pumpkin pi. I have discovered that alliteration always aggravates attentive, intelligent individuals. I have a hidden emo streak that I can completely ignore, and do most of the time. Like I am now. You don't want to catch me in one of my emo moods. It can be wierd. Enough of that. When/if you review any of my storys, tell me exactly how bad/good it was, as I will do the same for anyone else. Constructive criticism is always welcome, though. For those of you who honestly give a rat's butt, I am male.