Heyy,

i am not a girly girl... but my great grandmother thinks i am and goes" stay away from boys!!

they are bad, bad, ppl!!!... i totally disagree boys: i think ur awesome, but girls are just a teeny bit (okay, a LOT

more) awesomer!!! :P

i luv ripsticking (for those who do not know what that is, screw you jkjkjkjkjk ripsticks are just like a skateboard

but with two wheels)

i luv violin dislike (hate is a very very strong worddd!!!!! ) piano... For all those piano luvers i have no idea who mendelsson or whatever his face is and have never played chopin (funny name, BTW :P)

only my bffs know who i am... hopefully :D

oh, and my 'pic'?? it sayz: NO! i am no high, mom, pweaze believe me!

Okay, that is SO not professional but who cares?? My BFF is Susie Zhang, and she knows who i am and Danae Alexander too... But don't ask them! they'll just crack

up laughing and go: "oh, Evil-Ash? lolzz" so don't ask them. Besides, I'm not even sure she has a fanfiction account thingy... okay i take it back danae has: D

Okay, so anyways... If I ever get to publishing anything, plzz read it!!!! And tell me you like it :D even if it sucks. :D And helpful criticism helps, just not the abusive kind, cuz you don't want to push me over the edge, you know?

Cuz then there'd be one less awesome ( :P ) writer in this world.

Evilash King

luv you all!
BYE!!!!!!!!!!

Funny whatevers!!!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! (JUMP MILEY JUMP!)

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. everyone reading this should bold this one!!!

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. like hey! random person! read this!!! and thrust the book into their arms and walk away, then stop and say: wait, thats a library book!!! lolzz

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized. (Hell, Yeahh!!)

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. in one, actually :D

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite characters fictional

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. ( the hot ones :D)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Whats the last book you read?

City of Fallen Angels

What's on your T.V right now?

Nothin...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My grandma... "what?" And why do YOU care??

Where are you?

in the computer room

What's your personality like?

Everything you can think of, times 4...

What was the last thing you thought?

"what the hAY?"

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

again, look up

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Shop, Shop, Shop, get a ferari, shop shop shop, buy macys,

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

The keyboard, no duh?

What are you eating/drinking right now?

air and my own personal awesomeness

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

nothing... wait nvm :D and if you dont get this, take a breath and slap yourself.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

The guide held his hands up to the rain. "This is

What's it like being you?

what do you think? and no, im not gonna change with you, cuz its awesome!!

What are your thoughts on writing?

It's fun, you should try it sometime

How tall are you?

taller than you. 5 ft 5

what are you currently reading?

city of fallen angels... Didn't you already ask this darn question??

What music are you listening to?

umm... tonight, tonight, by hot chelle rae??

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

gmail and how to hack into facebook from china... i forgot the order.

What was the last thing you cooked?

dumplings... yum!!:)

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

plain, white washed white, and more white... hey look! a smudge!! lolzie dolzie!! i high on sssuuugggaaarrrr!!!! (yes, that is possible)

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

no... do you???

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup cuz mustard is crapp!!

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

4, whyy?

What is the weather like?

Sunny... too hot... die of dehydrationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

i'm on vacation... In china

Anything else?

Nah...

What's your favorite article of clothing?

short skirts.

Who is the most special person to you?

if i was a complete idiot i would sooo totally answer that... and im not a complete idiot... So screw you... i can really say worse... Probably my mom... but stil...

Scariest moment of your life?

right now, with you reading this.

One word that would best describe you?

TOTAL AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!* okay thats two... whatever

What is your favorite month?

january...

What's your favorite number?

16,

What does your user name mean?

Evilash King... just Evilash King... or Evil Ash and Kingssss

What is your favorite Disney movie?

hmmmm i watch a LOT of movies...

What made you smile today?

I smiled today?

Last thing you said out loud?

holy shizz

Last rainbow you saw?

2 yrs ago :D

Do you want a haircut?

Oh yeah, i also want it straightened, dyed, and a lot more!

Have you ever been in a fight?

duuuhhhhh who hasn't?

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

well i would so call my first boy Alex! after Alex rider ( i luvvvv the series!!!! Just haaaaate the ending!!!!) and another thing.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

i have nooo idea... maybe Evilash?

If you could be any book character, who would you be

someone with amazinggg powerzz!!!

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

technical jargon like a robot. Elliot figured his first

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

the screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

soome awesome butt kicking chinese thing!!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

oops, i looked

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

time for you to get a watch!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the joyful sound of you screaming :D

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

this morning... stuff... LIKE DOING TRIX ON MAH RIPSTICK!!!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fan fictions

9. What are you wearing?

t shirt and a short skirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yeahhh it was... disturbing... not that way... eeewww you sickkkooo... weird as in purple lollipops and lottery machines and ... you get my drift... NEON EVERYTHING!!!!

11. When did you last laugh?

3 seconds ago... at YOU lolzz :D

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yahh... your face

14. What do you think of this quiz?

stupid let me guess your gonna ask me nxt "why are you taking this quizz?? me: CUZ I WAS BOREDDD!!!!

15. What is the last film you saw?

i seriously donbt remember... i watch too - oh, kung fu panda 2

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a skateboard, a new ripstick. macy's, :D

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i dont give out personal info to stalkerzz

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

nothinnnn

19. Do you like to dance?

yepp slow dancingg

20. George Bush:

what. the. hay???

George Bush. Uh huh... whatever.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

define ab... you know what? nvm.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Weldome Home daughter!!

Where are you?

you asked that question already

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

god frowning at you

What's the last thing you ate?

dumplings

What was the last thing you thought?

your face is ugly

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

i don't have a globe. why would i have a globe?

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

i dont give a shizz

What can you hear right now?

same as before

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

lao lao??

ehh??

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

too lazyy besides, my butt hurts

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

my keyboard is killin me!!!! aaahhhhhhhhh ... ... ... .. .. . . . _

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

calendar 0.o o.0

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

you. are. a. piece. of. (insert word of your choice and evil laughter)

you may thank me for my time :D lolzzieee pollzziieeee (yep still on suuugggaaarrr)

and person reading this, dont take it seriously, its just a fun thing. :D lolzz

me: hi!!!

danae: oh hi! omg do you...

me:uh huh uh huh... yeah..

danae: i didnt say anything

me: oh you didnt? i... uh...

danae: ok so theres

me: tunes her out

danae: (things i hear) f*ck sh*t

me: did you just say

danae: yeah its on youtube

me OMG!!!(SHREIKING) DANAE DOES NOT SAY THOSE WORDS!!! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DANAE??????!!!

everyone else: what the hell is wrong with that girll????

michelle: i sooo what tapioca's (code name 4_) picture!!

me: then go get it!

michelle: but hes in a crowd of ppls!!

susie: then lets go and drag him out (starts tugging on her arm

me: (i join in tugging)

michelle: (shreiks)

me: cmon michelle, you know you want it!!!!!!!

boy i like: girls, girls, stop fighting!

susie:...

me: hey susie, was he just talking to us?

susie: yes...

mesusie: holy shizz!!!

michelle: what???

andie:so...

me: sup??

andie: nm...

me: ok?

andie: omg omg omg omg omg omg

me: what?

andie: omg omg omg omgomg

me WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON??????

andie: omg omg omg

me:...

andie: PIGEON!!!!!!!!

me: ... i hate u andie...

andie:i know

me:...

andie: omg omg omg omg omg

me: no!!!!NOT THIS AGAIN!!! STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!

andie: omg omg omg omg omg

me: whaaattttt???

andie: jjjjjeeeelllllooooo is jjjiiiiggggllllyyyyy

me; jello? jiggly?

andie: yeepppp

me: logs off chat :D :)

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...snore...WHAT?????

sorry :) i hope (Hope, lolzz Kohana) you R&R my story even after reading my... obvious distress... lolzz (Did i just diss myself? poor me, Im lost. yep tullallah you got me. im lost) i dont own pjo or hope, and susie and whoever danae chooses to be... or maybe i do own susie and danae... (the charachters) lolzz DISTRESS CALL: TELL ME HOW TO LEAVE A FRIGGIN AUTHOR NOTE!!!!!!!! idk how to... i feel so pathetic -_- ... lolzzziiieee!!!

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (They can't? I'm going to need to try that... If i had mascara)

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, Nyxchick, Evilash King :P

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you stay up till 2 AM reading on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I really should stop...)

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

"You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile." [i am ninja enough not to get caught;)]

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (A little too much, actually)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you suffer inside but don't show it So nobody would know, copy and paste this to your profile.

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(You know who)