QUOTES:

Jemaine:The only thing stopping you from being with me, is the fact that you don't want to be with me!
Bret: Its the same with me, except with me_ Flight of the Conchords.

You are all going to die...once I fix my eye shadow_ Gaara of the FUNK!

Dosu: Hey Garra. I need some kitty litter, can I borrow some sand?
Gaara: Sure, here.
((Unleashes Shakuku))
Dosu: Oh thank- OH GOD THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!_Naruto Abridged

"Don't pray for easy lives, but to be stronger men" _JFK.

"Kabuto, are you a blood type-A by any chance?"_ Orochimaru, Naruto

"WHY DID YOU PUT BACON IN THE SOAP!?" _ Invader Zim.

"We do it in the dark with smiles on our faces.
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places, woah.
We do it in the dark with smiles on our faces.
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places.
We don't fight fair.
With smiles on our faces.
We're dropped and well concealed in secret places.
We don't fight fair." _ Fall Out Boy, Take Over The Breaks Over.

"Any man can overcome adversity. If you truly want to test a mans character, give him power."_ Abraham Lincoln.

"Every man is guilty of the good he did not do." _ Voltaire.

"Light, thank you for playing dress up with me. But next time I'll choose the costumes" _ L, Death Note.

"Hmmm, wait a minute. This semen sample looks familiar...Oh, this is mine. What the hell do I have it in little bags for?" _ Me, ...Don't ask.

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe."_Anatole France

"Theres peope on the street getting diseases from monkeys. Yeah, that's what I said! Diseases from monkeys. Now there's junkies with monkey's disease. Who's been touching these monkeys, please? Leave the poor sick monkeys alone, they're sick and got problems enough as it is!_ Jemaine, Flight Of The Conchords.

"You know, Logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!"_Me.

"You know you've lost it when you start quoteing youself." _ Me.

"Bugger." _ Me.

"Great and good are seldom the same person." _ Winston Churchhill.

"Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for all the broken
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I! don't! care!" _ My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade.

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret okay?" _ L, Death Note.

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." _ Henri Bergson.

"Is it the baby, the Gi-I-Joe lunchbox or a combination of the two that has you staring at me as if I just sexually assulted Bambi's mom?" _ Rayne, Least I Could Do.

Bret:"Good cops are being framed and put into a can, and all the money that we're making is going to 'The Man'"
Jemaine:"What man?Who's the man? What makes a man a man? Why is it so hard to be a man? Am I a man?...Yes, technicaly I am."_Flight Of The Conchords.

Kakashi: "Naruto, if you win: I get praised. If you lose: you die. So either way for me its win win!"_Naruto Abridged.

"To be truly great one must stand with people, not above them" _ Charles de Montsquieu (Yeah, right!)

"Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit, filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it."_Sweeny Todd.

"You can call me whatever you want, but I'm still taking your cake." _ L, Death Note.

"APPLES!" _ Me.

"There has to be evil so good may prove it's purity over it." _ Buddha. (WTF!?)

"For God sake's you must be as old as the sun.
Your social security number is 1.
Your deaf, dumb and blind and an amputee,
You donate your blood every time that you pee.
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains,
Your soul and your penis are on 'merry ghost lane.
Why don't you die, grandpa? Why must you fight!?
YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKER! JUST WALK TOWARDS THE GOD DAMNNED LIGHT!" _ Stephen Lynch.

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." _Eleanor Roosevelt

"Atlas was permitted the option that he was at liberty, if he wished, to drop the earth and creep away; but this option was all he was permitted." _ Franz Kafka.

"Gaara: I'm Gaara, of the FUNK!" ((Omch Omch Omch Omch Gaara Of The Funk!))" _ Naruto Abridged

"You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
At all." _ My Chemical Romance, Disenchanted.

"Okay who here knows what to do?"_ Me

"II can kill and maim whoever I damn well please, so stay the HELL off my lawn!"_ Me.

"Crawling in my skin,
These wounds they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real." _ Crawling, Linkin Park.

"Oh well it seems last night you caught me 'spankin' it,
No use deny'n it, I was really crancking it,
Dry your eyes, don't be so sad, But I wouldn't use those tissues.
They've already been had." _ Stephen Lynch, Talk To Me Dad.

"If the world's a stage, I want to operate the trapdoor."_Paul Beatly.

Talia: "Well your not too perfect yourself!"
Me: "Name one way I'm not." _ Me and my cousin arguing...Yeah.

"We're all out of needles for actupunctue, so we'll have to use six inch nails"_ The Young Ones.

"Sit yer ass down in taht chair and drink your god damned TEA!" _ Cid Highwind, Final Fantasy VII.

Tripp: "You want to fuck my sister!?"
Stephen: "...Yes."
Tripp: "...You wanna fuck my SISTER?"
Stephen: "...Yes."
Tripp: "...$26.50." _ Stephen Lynch and Tripp Macenroe.

"-Yes my world would be depressing,
Over death I'd be obbsessing,
and this corpse that I'm undressing would be sexier, I'm guessing.
With my diet I'd hget scurvy and I'd worship Peter Murphy
If only I were a Goth!" _ Vaultorie, If I Were A Goth.

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me.
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me,
'Til then I walk alone." _ Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Green Day.

"What does the fat cunt- fat cunt- fat cunt- fat controler want now?" - Stevie (Whom stutters badly at the most innapropriate of moments)

"You are QUASAI EVIL! You are ANTI EVIL! You are SEMI EVIL! Your MARMALADE EVIL! Your the DIET COKE OF EVIL! Just one callorie, not evil enough!" _ Dr Evil, Austin Powers.

"Beyond the chaos the end draws near..." _ Kefka, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.

"Attempted suicide is a great hobby...but I don't want to do it for a living _ Me.

"I've put my trust in you,
Pushed as far as I can go.
For all this,
There’s only one thing you should know..." _ In The End, Linkin Park.

Vyvian:"Okay, Neil, I'm going to insert the nail, so you may feel a bit of a prick"
Neil: So what's new?_The Young Ones.

Cale: There is a long road ahead of us...
Richard: Let's litter it with bodies! _LFG.

"Suicide is COOL! Shame that you can only ever do it once"_Dayne Cook.

Earnest: "Stevie" said Earnest. "I need some advice."
Steavie: "You can go to hell- Go to hell - Go to hell- you can go to help lines and get much better advice than I can give you." _ Earnest the Engine Car.

"I read the graffiti in the bathroom stall.
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall.
And so it seemed to confess.
It didn't say much, But it only confirmed that
The center of the earth is the end of the world.
And I really couldn't care less." _ Jesus Of Suburbia, Green Day.

"Is it the baby, the Gi-I-Joe lunchbox or a combination of the two that has you staring at me like I just sexually harrassed Bambi's mom?" _ Rayne Summers, Least I Could Do.

"It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!"_ Unknown

"Do you know that your depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." _ Me.

"I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home!" _ My Chemical Romance_ Famous Last Words.

Dion:"Why don't you try telling a JOKE? J-O-K-E?"
Me: "Okay, an Englishman , and Irishman and a Welshman all walk into a bar and agree that you are a total fuck-tard!"_Me

V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. giggles Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".
Evey: "Are you, like, a crazy person?"
V: "I'm pretty sure they will say so." _ V and Evey from V for Vendetta

"And the rest is silence..." _ Dante, Devil May Cry.

"Fate is a joke, and as I read on a wall above a urinal in a truckstop bathroom 'The joke is in your hands'." _ Guru, The Love Guru

Gomez: "He has my fathers eyes..."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth." _ The Addams Family.

"I, Garland shall knock you all down!" _ Garland, Final Fantasy.(I)

"Because we are MEN! And women, and men who look like women, and women who dress like men, and men who look like women who look like women who dress like men! IT'S MORPHING TIME!" _ Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy.

"...That...was the gayest thing...I think I have ever heard"_ Me.

"There's truth in your lies,
Doubt in your faith,
All I've got's what you didn't take.

So I, I won't be the one.
Be the one to leave this,
In pieces.

And you,
You will be alone.
Alone with all your secrets,
And regrets.

Don't lie!" _ In Pieces, Linkin Park.

"I highly reccomend pissing yourself. Followed by a course of praying to your impotent god." _ Walter, Hellsing.

"Good question...but I don't really care" _ Me.

"Congratulations! You just passed kindergarden." _ Me.

"If you can imagine it, You can achieve it. If you can dream it, You can become it." _William Arthur Ward

Kakashi:Sakura, don't take the chunin exam!
Sakura: Why?
Kakashi: Because its dangerous and you...might...You know what, nevermind. Actually Sakura, you should fight that kid ,Gaara I hear he's a wuss!_ Naruto Abriged

Mr Creedy: "No, your not afraid of death are you? Your like me."
V: "The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die."
Mr Creedy: "How do you imagine that'll happen?"
V: " With my hands around your neck."
Mr Creedy: "Bollocks. We've swept this whole place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns."
V: "No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."_ V and Mr Creedy from V for Vendetta.

"It says home is where your heart is.
But what a shame.
Cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same.
It's beating out of time." _ Jesus Of Suburbia, Green Day.

Trsiton: WOOHOO! Cat-fight!
Tea': No, not like that!
Triston: Mud wrestling
Tea': No
Triston: Naked pillow fight?
Tea': NO!
Bakura: Embroidery Contest?
Tea' and Trsiton: O.o
Bakura: WHAT!?_ Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

3rd Hokage: "HOLY CRAP I'M ALIVE!" _Naruto Abridged.

"There's a place in the dark where the animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo." _ My Chemical Romance, The Sharpest Lives.

"WHAT THE CRAP!?"_ me

"Wait, if fire can't exist in space because of teh lack of oxygen, and comets are made of Ice and Rock HOW THE BLOODY HELL DOES IT MAKE FIRE-BENDERS STRONGER!?"_Me after watching Avatar: The Last Airbender a few times.

When my time comes,
Forget the wrong that I've done.
Help me leave behind some,
Reasons to be missed.

Don't resent me.
And when you're feeling empty,
Keep me in your memory,

Leave out all the rest,
Leave out all the rest." Leave Out All The Rest, Linkin Park.

"Uh guys, he's asked me if we have a Telly. Uhh I think I'm gonna have to lie!"_The Young Ones

"This is my sprit sword monster-beast doughnut!" _ Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho.

"OKAY, EVERYONE PRETEND TO BE NORMAL!"_ Little Miss Sunshine

Mr Creedy: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
V: "Beneath this mask, beneath my skin and flesh is an idea, Mr Creedy, and I'm afraid Idea's are Bulletproof!" _V and Mr Creedy - V for Vendetta.

"ITS THE (BEEP) VAN (BEEP) SHOW STARING (BEEP) VAN (BEEP)"_Family Guy,when the FCC censored the 'Dick-Van-Dyke' show.

"I have no belief.
But I believe,
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right." _ Walking Contradiction, Green Day.

"Here are my genitals, please kick them." _ Blackadder.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT TAHT HE HAS TO WEAR HIGH HEELS IN ORDER TO RIDE THE BUMPER CARS!?" _ Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist.

Hokage: "Now for my ultimate attack!"
Orochimaru: "And what would that be?"
Hokage: "The Heart Exploder Death Seal!"
Orochimaru: "Your going to explode my heart!?"
Hokage: "Nope, I'm Gonna to rip out your soul!"
Orochimaru: "B-But that name makes no sense!"
Hokage: "It doesn't have to! NOW GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"
Orochimaru: "NO!"
Hokage: "I said GIMMIE!"
((Childish Squabbling))
Hokage: "GIVE ME YOUR SOUL GOD DAMMIT!"
Orochimaru: "I SAID NO!" _Nauto Abridged.

"So let mercy come
And wash away,
What I’ve done.

I'll face myself.
To cross out what I’ve become.
Erase myself,
And let go of what I’ve done." _ What I've Done, Linkin Park.

"Of all the things I have ever lost in my life, I miss my mind the most"_Me

"So long live the car crash hearts.
Cry on the couch,
So the poets come to life.
Fix me in 45"_ Fall Out Boy, Thriller.

Mustang: A dog huh?...I LOVE DOGS!
Furhy: ((Sparkly Eyes)) Really sir!?
Mustang: OF COURSE! Dogs inspire loyalty! They follow their masters commands above all else, be a jerk to them and they don't complain! And never once do they beg for a paycheck! I'm telling you Cadet, Dogs are the servants of MAN!
Furhy: D:
Mustang: xD - LOYAL CANINES HOW WE SALUTE THEE! _ Full Metal Alchemist.

"Sexist! Sexist!"_ Yuffie.

"What could go wrong?"_My most used phrase...ever.

"Hey Gloria?
Are you standing close to the edge?
Lookout to the setting sun
The brink of your vision
Eternal youth is a landscape of the lie

The cracks of my skin can prove
As the years will testify
Say your prayers and light a fire we're going to start a war
Your slogan's a gun for hire
It's what we waited for" _ Green Day, iViva La Gloria!

"I love breaking into your house when your not there and stealing an odd number of socks, YES! THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS ME! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ME!!"_Rove.

"My generation is zero,
I never made it
As a working class hero.

21st Century Breakdown.
I once was lost but never was found,
I think I am losing
What's left of my mind,
To the 20th century deadline." 21st Century Breakdown, Green Day.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." _Albert Einstein

"Bah Humbug"_ Scrooge. (you know where its from)

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."_Ambrose Redmoon

"Fez like em big, Fez like em small, Fez like em ALL!"_ Fez from That 70s show

"When my time comes forget the wrong that I've done, help me leave behind some reason to be missed. Don't resent me and when your feeling empty, keep me in your memory. Leave out all the rest, leave out all the rest." - Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest.

"Tis nobler to lose honor to save the lives of men than it is to gain honor by taking them." _David Borenstein.

Mustang: I say it because it's true. And when I am Fhurer there will be changes...
((Dramatic spin move))
Mustang: THAT DAY! All female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!
((Lt Havok drops his ciggerete and hugs mustangs leg))
Havok: YOUR A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! I'll follow you for the rest of my life!
Mustang: Yes!
Hawkeye: ((Sigh)) _ Full Metal Alchemist.

Hokage: "PUDDING DRAGON JUTSU!" _ Naruto Abridged.

"Do you know the enemy?
Do you know your enemy?
Well gotta' know the enemy, (Ohaooh!)

Violence is an energy,
Against the enemy,
Well violence is an energy, right.

Bringing on the fury,
The choir infantry,
Revolt against the honor to obey. (Ohaooh)" Know Your Enemy, Green Day.

Suzaku: "Warrent officer Kurougi reporting for duty!"
Cecile: "Suzaku, just say that your here when you come in, that's enough"
Suzaku: "But regulations state-"
Cecile: "Its okay, while working here we ignore millitary and aristocratic rank, right Loyd?"
Loyd: "Suit yourself."
Cecile: See? Just say it casually, as if your just comming home.
Suzaku: Home?
Cecile: Yes, when you think about it this is our home isn't it? Go on.
Suzaku: I- I'm here?
Cecile: "Say it louder, be happy about it!"
Suzaku: "I'M HERE!"
Cecile: "Oh, welco-"
Loyd: "Weeeelcome Hooooooome!" _ Loyd, Cecile and Suzaku - Code Geass.

Me: "She got lucky!"
Kelly: "You don't believe in luck."
Me: "I don't have to believe in it for her to get lucky." _ Me and my eldest sister convercing after I lost a game.

"Remember Remember the 5th of November. The gunpoweder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot" _ V from V for Vendetta

"I bet with a little planning, I could nail every chick in here. TONIGHT!"_Hyde from That 70s Show.

"I've been waiting for a life time
For this moment to come,
I'm destined for anything at all.

Dumbstruck,
Colour me stupid.
Good luck,
You're gonna need it,
Where I'm going if I get there...
At all...

Wake up!
Better thank your lucky stars..." _ Waiting, Green Day.

"I KNOW KARATE! And a few other Japanese words" _ Me

Windows has found a Bug in your network, Its a fucking butterfly _ Internet Joke.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again _ unknown.

"ARGH YOU LITTLE (BEEP) YOU SON OF A (BEEP)ING (BEEP) I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOU (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) AND THE (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) WITH THE (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) IN THE (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) AND (BEEP) (BEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS!...(BEEP)!" _ Me, when I lost to the hidden boss (Lapis) in Legend Of Legaia after nearly 2 weeks of leveling up and weapon/armour hunting.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, HARRY I WILL KILL YOU!" _ Ron Weasly (Book 7)

Rachel: "Hey, can you give me a hand?"
Me: "Yeah, just let me finish what I was doing."
((Stares blankly into space for a few minutes))
Me: "Okay, finished." _ Me and my sister on an ordanairy day.

"Happy endings are for stories that haven't finished yet" _Mr and Mrs Smith.

"I will not apologize, I'm sorry but that just who I am!" _ Homer Simpson.

"I love how at the post shop you can send mail, find new magizines , buy birthday cards and recharge your iPod. But where do I go to buy my freakin' stamps!?"_David Huges.

"OMFG! RAIN IS WET!" _ Unknown.

O-M-G, You can't see me, cuz I'm a NINJA!" _ Unknown

"It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life." _ Good Riddance(Time Of Your Life), Green Day.

"Why is there a piece of lettice in the urinal? Who the hell eats a sandwich while going to the batroom!?" _ Me.

"Dear Lord...Just stay out of our way!" _ Stewie, Family Guy.

"One light, one mind.
Flashing in the dark.
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts.
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me.
A free for all,
Fuck 'em all,
You are your own sight." Minority, Green Day.

"Open wide and suck on my Obelisk!"_ Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.

"Hey, be happy you actually have a Sofa! Back when i was at collage all I had was a Bong! I had to get high and pretend I had a sofa! And there is no greater frustration when your high and the power is cut off, you enter a room and try to turn on the light and then shout 'I'M BLIND!!' " David Huges.

"Why are they called 'The human Race'? Do they think someone's going to win?" _3rd Rock from the Sun.

"She's a rebel,
She's a saint,
She's salt of the earth,
And she's dangerous.

She's a rebel,
Vigilante,
Missing link on the brink,
Of destruction." She's a Rebel, Green Day. (Sounds like my kinda girl.)

"I love it when people say I'm a 'laidies man'...Or is that 'lady man?' I think they called me a lady man! They are going to get such a slapping!" _Rove.

Mary Albright: "Common, lets go dig the car out of the snow."
Dick Solomon: "Should be easy to find, I left the lights on." _3rd Rock from the Sun

"THE CURRY OF LIFE!" _ Rock Lee.

"What the fuck is this!?" _ Me, after reading the epilouge to Harry Potter 7.

"My mummy says I'm a good boy!"_Me...Yeah.

"BUY-A-KYU-GAN!" _ Neji trying to say Byakugan, Naruto Abridged

Mary Albright: "You are being hunted by the FBI!"
Dick Solomon:"...For food or for sport?" _3rd Rock from the Sun.

"No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life." _ Simple Plan, Welcome To My Life.