drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.

He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU

Request from sweetreject. Ever wonder what Kishi and Team 7 did before Naruto? Well apparently, they tried to be a Lucky Star with the Lucky Channel. Crack, hopeful parody of the Lucky Channel from Lucky Star, and slight SasuSaku.

Time to spread the good cheer of the holidays! And to help me do it, I've got the Naruto cast right here to help! So enjoy their singing of my own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas! WARNING: Contains Christmas crack and slight SasuSaku. I warned you

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

AU:: Not all men come as knights in shining armor. And Natsume is certainly not a knight. NxM, ONE-SHOT

The men of Team 7 begin to notice their female member.

AU:: Mikan has an urge to poke people's foreheads today. ONESHOT, NxM

SMILE She had never smiled at him. It was always hopeful, covering up the hurt; very self-conscious. Never like this. Genuine, if tentative, this one was real. It was hers. He liked that smile. SASUSAKU

Mikan made a promise that she'll keep her lips pure for her future husband. Did she fail to keep it? ONESHOT, AU NxM

You wouldn't..." -smirk- "AHH! YOU TOUCHED MY-..." haha. SASUSAKU crack fic. well... it's crack-ish so give me my props peoples! haha... enjoy! R&R! totally random btw...

/NaruHina/ Hinata then noticed the patch of vivid dark red liquid on his black shirt. It was barely noticeable but she could see it now. She blushed at the realisation that she wouldn't be able to tend Naruto's wound if he kept his shirt on.

Fifty facets of Hitsugaya Toshiro and Kuchiki Rukia's relationship. Fifty moments in the lives of two shinigami, from first glances to first kisses to everything in between. HitsuRuki, oneshot, slight AU

Because Nana, Natsume's girlfriend, became jealous of Mikan, they broke up after two long years that they've been together. Natsume explained that she was just a friend. Mikan told him her story but what he didn't know was that she loved him. Sequel Up.

REVISED Mikan is Natsume's wife, and she hates it when he comes home late at night, especially if he's drunk. So she made a test, to test Natsume's faithfulness. What is Mikan's test and what did Natsume do in the test?NXM ONESHOT added new scenes

SasuSaku AU ONESHOT. A story that we can all relate to involving a Sakura who's unhealthily infatuated with something and a Sasuke who's incredibly pissed off and dare I say, jealous.

She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku

Natsume and Mikan have been married for about four years. But Natsume has been seeing male names written on sticky notes, even in Mikan's diary! 'Daisuke Michi, who's he' ONE-SHOT

But I thought you were gay." "WHAT THE HELL! WHERE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH DID YOU GET THAT ASSUMPTION!" "Well usually when a man doesn't like women, he's gay." "I'll prove it." "How?" -smirk- R&R! sasusaku crack-fic. Poke fun at Sasuke's sexuality!

CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”

KibaSaku. The first time he sees her she is crying and dirty and alone, and Kiba never thinks he might fall in love with her.

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and gender issues. Really, it's all just a big misunderstanding. "What exactly are you doing inside Victoria's Secret?" Awesomeness. Crack!

Everyone knows that Hokage's word is law, but when he takes his power abit too far by trying to get his enitre village to start worshiping noodles in broth, you know your in for one hell of a ride. crack, slight SasxSaku Partner To TheThornBush

“Don’t get me wrong but I think you don’t REALLY belong to our world.”Ginny was right.She,Hermione Granger,didn’t belong to the Magical World.In fact,she belonged to nowhere.A story about friendship,love and trust.HHr.

Oneshot: Finding herself bored to tears on her very rare day off, Sakura decides to pay Sasuke a visit and maybe mooch out of his fridge.

-SasuSaku- "Sasuke-kun likes me, mommy, I'm sure."

SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.

GaaSaku He had never met anyone who could give him this much grief before. Of course, she just had to prove him wrong.

SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did.. month after month.. She wrote back.. But when he stopped.. Week after week.. she still continued...

Sakura always thought her One True Love would rescue her and they would live Happily-Ever-After, but you never get what you expect, and Sasuke is no Prince Charming. SasuSaku AU

GaaSaku. The cliched method of locking two quarrelsome lovers together in a room works after all, as Sakura and Gaara are about to discover. How could it not, when one is covered in only a towel and the other is not as apathetic as he appears to be?

AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.

HIATUS his first series of this collection one is actually titled How It is..In the End-Talking About IT. Wouldn't it be funny if Natsume and the boys had to explain about the birds and the bee's to an oblivious Mikan?

Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

It's Valentine's Day. sasuke and sakura? what happens? and those stupid fangirls......sasusaku

Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]

[SasuSaku. Dialogue.] I really do hate you, you know? I can't even kiss you. My lipstick will smudge.

The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…

Tired that Harry Potter doesn't seem to realize she's female, Hermione Granger undergoes a makeover. Strangely enough, it seems that Harry doesn't like the new her. Almost as if he was in love with the Old Hermione. [Complete] [Revised]

Complete. It started when Fuji called up Ryoma to buy his girlfriend something for their anniversary. Now, as poor Ryoma is forced to buy a gift TO Sakuno that’s supposed to be FROM Fuji, he’s going to learn a whole lot of things he wished he didn’t.

“Who are you?” He whispered, stroking her cheek. “No one you’ll ever know…” She whispered back. His lips slowly started to descend, in a notion that he wanted to kiss her. Just as their lips were about to touch… the clock struck midnight. [ONE SHOT]

Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.

[Let’s spend the day together tomorrow.] She looked up at him as much as she could with surprise from her crouched position. [Why?] [Because I don’t like you and I’m going to prove it.] His words rang false even to his own ears. SasukexSakura: OneShot

In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.

Ryoma’s eyes narrowed. “Stop being nice,” he instructed, voice flat.[Vaguely RyoSaku][Oneshot]

Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]

Sesshoumaru is not too happy about Kagome's sudden idea to 'talk'. Needless to say, Kagome is ECSTATIC to tell him aaaalll of her problems. OneShot. SessKag.

How many times would you say I love you?

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!

He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

Empty closets are good for lots of things. As Katara is going to find out, hiding is just one of them.

In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

GaaSaku, AU, Sakura thought she was going for a night out but her night takes a turn for the worse and somehow the last place where she wants to be is exactly where she should have been

Draco and Hermione wake up in bed together with no memory of how they got there. Oneshot.

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

Oneshot A rather “naughty” and funny exchange of dialogues in a conversation between Sasuke and Sakura. This could make your hentainess be unleashed within you! Please read and review.

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!

[NejiSaku oneshot] Neji doesn't like to lose, but he's finding that in the presence of his pretty, but stubborn fiance, he just keeps losing over and over.

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Harry teaches Hermione how to fly. Please read & review. The more reviews I get, the quicker I can get more chapter(s) out.