numchuckbitchhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Bare. Hi, I’m Jack Hauck. Aquarius is my sign. I’m a genderless person with a radical gender expression and a whole lot of sexuality inside. I live in New York in a rundown city rampant with crime that God has forgotten. Many huge aspects of my life are art, shitty music performed in basements, feminism aka stomping on patriarchy and curbstomping the gender binary, racial equality, mental health issues in society, and doing hoodrat things with my friends. I also enjoy the less serious things in life, though, like comic books and videogames. My favorite videogames are the Legend of Zelda (particularly Majora’s Mask), Dragon Age, Skyrim, and Red Dead Redemption. I love the Avengers, Spiderman, and Batman, along with the universes surrounding them. Other fandom-like things I enjoy are musicals, such as The Book of Mormon and Next to Normal. And let's not forget the Legend of Korra. So, that's pretty much it. Here's the stuff I write occasionally for you to peruse. Enjoy. |
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Yank by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Thor/Loki - 5 times style - Loki discovers on accident that Thor likes having his hair pulled. He uses it against him, of course. Rating for references to mature themes. 2k
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Skifting by Aquamarine Stag reviews
Loki thinks about how different he is, and why, and about the only reason he truly belongs on Asgard, as his relationship with his foster brother develops. WARNING WARNING WARNING: Contains Loki/Thor. Don't like, don't read.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Round Bed by Mistress Zipper reviews
Teasing someone isn't nice. Especially if he's a god. Thor x Loki, Tony x Steve, foursome
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Follow That White Boy by Turtleduckies reviews
Requested by Lena, a.k.a. myspiderwebsitar : cunningham/nabulungi, historical au: watching the anti-interracial marriage laws get struck down. 1950s-1960s AU.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Arnold/Elder Cunnigham, Nabalungi
Gag and Chain, Pleasure and Pain by AtrumMaximus reviews
Thor/Loki PWP inspired by the gag and chains Loki had on at the end of Avengers. Warnings for rough sex, semi-sibling incest and breathplay. Oh and the gag and chain of course. Written as a tumblr askbox adventure.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
How Not to Bake a Birthday Cake by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
No one had ever celebrated the Once-ler's birthday before; not once. But this year, thanks to a forest full of animals and a slightly annoying guardian of the trees, things will be different.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Happy Birthday, Oncie by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Greedler and Onceler decide that they wanted to do something...interesting for Oncie's birthday. GreedlerxOnciexOnceler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Magical Mishaps of the Feline Variety by AvyQuinn reviews
A magical mishap leaves Fenris with cat ears and a tail. And because of that, Anders thinks he's the subject of a cruel trick by the Maker. **Smutty kink meme de-anon. Anders/Fenris**
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Ensnared by Xekstrin reviews
Marceline can't go to the beach, so Bonnibel thinks they have just enough time for a quickie before they part ways. Things quickly escalate, as they often do. Blood & Tentacles, you've been warned.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum] - Complete
Who Do You Belong To? by Ellynndaria13 reviews
Douglas Hawke has always been a major flirt, but what happens when someone flirts with Anders? M!Hawke/Anders NSWF
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
I'm Cumming Orlando by The Great Wizard Moroni reviews
Elder Price finds a computer at the market and decides to have a little solo fun
Book of Mormon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price
Little Princess by Turtleduckies reviews
A day in the life of Kevin Price, pageant dad, and his favourite little girl, Kevilynn. Post-canon gen.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price
Three Scenes Before a Wedding by readyandpsyched reviews
Connor McKinley attends his older sister's wedding.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Elder McKinley, Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
308 Days by readyandpsyched reviews
After being apart for a year, McKinley and Price meet for the first time face to face when Price returns from Uganda.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Elder McKinley, Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
My Husband by readyandpsyched reviews
McKinley and Price are interviewed on a university radio program.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Elder McKinley, Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
Eudaimonia by kinneas reviews
M!Hawke/Anders. Legacy left behind a torrent of pain and doubt. Garrett and Anders do what they can. There might be handjobs.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Dreams by Emma Redman reviews
Elder McKinley reflects on his past and visits some very painful memories during the night. Omniscient POV. Rated T for some awkward boyish sexual themes. References to real life Rory O'Malley.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Elder McKinley
Steve Blade by readyandpsyched reviews
"This is the story of how I found and then lost Steve."
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Elder McKinley - Complete
Sleepless in Orlando by The Great Wizard Moroni reviews
This is it, Kevin is going back to Orlando, Florida - his own Heaven on Earth. But is it as great as he had remembered? This fic is 100% Pricelando
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
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Terror and Tension reviews
Matt tries so hard to not hate Jason, but when it comes to Ivy, he can never think straight. He takes out his rising anger on a heartbroken Peter in the dead of night.
Bare - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
Fair Juliet reviews
My only love, sprung from my only hate. Ivy/Nadia
Bare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete