AU. Based/inspired roughly off of the movie Coyote Ugly. Piper is a struggling artist in need of a job and comes across the bar, Coyote. But what she'll find inside is more than just a job. She'll find love. Friendship. A family.

Alex Vause is back in the old neighbourhood of her hometown, clearing out her mother's house when the newly married Blooms move in across the street. AU. Vauseman.

Charity Auction AU. When Nicky finds out she's obligated to participate in a charity auction as part of her community service sentence, she makes her best friend, Alex, bid on her. Alex agrees but once she sees Piper on that stage she doesn't think twice in screwing her best friend over and bidding on Piper.

Occasionally I get ideas for short scenes between Alex and Piper. Not always long enough to turn it into something, or maybe even something that could be turned into something longer in the future. This is where I'll put those thoughts/drabbles so I can get them out of my head to make room for... more Alex and Piper stuff duh hello.

Piper Chapman found her world turned upside down at Litchfield Island, a whole new world of superheroes. (AU/Vauseman)

In the summer before her last semester at Smith, Piper Chapman finds herself in NYC interning with a publishing company. What happens when what was supposed to be a simple summer job gets flipped upside down by a certain dark haired editor? AU. Vauseman. Rating may change.

AU: Piper Chapman and Alex Vause are two of the hottest prospects in the interminable world of education; Chemistry, their subject of choice. However, when each woman begins her new job vying against the other for the Head of Department job, the explosive sparks created between them may just lead to more than just a burning flame. Teacher x Teacher.

AU - Piper has taken up her medical residency at Litchfield General Hospital, where she is paired with the tall and mysterious senior doctor, Alex.

What if Diane Vause hadn't died the day Piper left, but instead a month or two later? What if that anger and abandonment wasn't wrapped up in the breakup? What if they still hadn't spoken since Paris, and Alex is alone when she gets the news...and her first instinct is to call her mom to talk about it, but her second is to call Piper. Canon divergence, alternate timeline. Two shot.

Oneshots set in the world of "Monster", aka Max 'verse (Piper/Alex kid fic). Often prompts, but not always. All are standalone (though reading the establishing fic is obviously helpful), not in any order. Latest: An oblivious thirteen year old Max discovers the music of Death Maiden.

AU: Alex and Piper have been best friends for years and somewhere along the term "with benefits" was tagged on to their title. When things begin to hit a new low and tensions get high what will become of the two? Will they rise above or crash and burn? Bad at summaries forgive me.

a collection of one shots based on various AU's from around the internet.

A slightly witchy Vauseman AU for autumn, mostly set in high school. "She doesn't yet know that love is love, and magic is magic, and when the two cross paths it's never the way you expect."

Pizza delivery AU, The short one in which Alex is a pizza delivery girl and Piper is a hungover college student who doesn't know how to tip.

Each person chooses their own medicine. Alex/Piper.

One shots set Pre-Litchfield and before the 'I love you' scene. Alex/Piper.

Series of Vauseman related one-shots, basically a dumping ground for ideas that I don't want to turn into multi-chapter fics.

It started to win the affections of one; it ended something completely diffent

AU :: Piper POV :: sequel to '1957' :: one-shot split into three parts epilogue :: "...and suddenly her eyes quickly scan ahead, already searching out a name she has not seen nor said aloud in almost ten years and when it is finally there, when that name is just right there in front of her, it leaves Piper's lips like a long lost prayer. 'Alex Vause.'"

AU :: one-shot :: Alex POV :: ""You, uh... you didn't ask my name..." Piper raises one eyebrow and there's that deadly grin again, as attractive as it is worrisome. "No. I didn't.""

AU :: one-shot :: Piper POV :: "Piper just smiles and shrugs. 'This place is haunted. What do you expect'"

AU :: Piper POV :: one-shot :: "Piper thought she would have forgotten about Alex Vause by now."

Sick of being nagged by her mother to get a job, Piper Chapman moves to LA to start a new life for herself. After stumbling upon Litchfield, a slinky burlesque lounge, her life completely changes when she meets the imposing and impressive owner, Alex Vause, and her beautiful team of dancers. AU based upon the Cher film, Burlesque.

It's a funny feeling, and an even stranger exchange of words, that somewhere in the midst, grow appropriate. Whatever they've done, however they've tangled themselves, it's been done together. The words always and intended run through Alex's mind. It's some form of permanent, some flicker of forever. They're not going anywhere.

AU - When a meek and naive Piper Chapman is summoned to her local coffee shop by her best friend Polly, she has no idea that her life will change forever when a phlegmatic and alluring Alex Vause comes crashing into her life, quite literally. Neither of the two women can prepare themselves for the adventures that will happen and the feelings that will ignite between them.

After taking liberties with their timeline, I decided to splice together an Alex/Piper story of their pre-prison and post-prison lives together. Rated M for sexy stuff because these two are too awesome to keep apart for long. Some references to their time inside will also be made.

(Parkslope : Part Deux)

A different life, a different career, and a different kind of relationship between Alex and Piper. [three shot, continued in A Different Life, A Different World.]

The story, This Is What I Call Life, from Alex's point of view. What happens when the woman that never falls in love, finally falls for a woman she pays to love her?

What happens when a conventional woman with anger issues and insomnia meets a very unconventional woman with a smart mouth and a lot of time on her hands? Fight club, of course.

For once, the student has all the power over the teacher... What happens when Alex Vause starts teaching at B.H.S. and her relationship with a student is more than she can bargain for? High school - Vauseman.

Alex just moved to New York and needs someone to share an apartment with. Piper has a spare room up for rent... AU. Vauseman. M for language, drugs and sex.

All the prompts I've gotten for deleted scenes from Young Blood 'verse. Mostly short, drabble length stuff.

Hogwarts AU. Two-shot. Alex Vause is a half-blood Slytherin, raised by her muggle mother with a Death Eater dad she never even met. She's ousted by her own house because of her blood status, and loathed by the rest of the school for a legacy she wasn't even aware of. Piper Chapman is a pureblood, legacy Ravenclaw, as smart and impressive as she's expected to be.

AU. Alex and Piper meet at a wedding and hit it off. Alex thinks she knows Piper, but there's more than meets the eye. I'm horrible at summaries, try the story instead! Rated M for themes, and Vauseman.

AU. Clearly Vauseman because who doesn't love them :) Piper meets Alex by chance at a club, we'll see where this goes!

A/U : Piper Chapman's freshman year in college. There she met characters she never thought would turn her completely boring WASPy life upside down. (might change rating later)

Moving can be hell.

What if Piper never spoke to Alex again after the trial in Chicago? What will she do when a letter shows up at her door years later, followed by the ghost of her past? [two shot]

A recovering drug addict and her therapist; Alex Vause was the challenge Piper Chapman was looking for, and so much more. [Alex/Piper - psychologist AU]

Alex takes Piper on a date to a haunted trail. AU one-shot

Dante's definition of hell is "proximity without intimacy." Alex surfaces in Piper's life unexpectedly, and Piper is dangerously intrigued. AU

Alex is rear-ended on her way to work by a WASP-y blonde. Short one-shot of what happens from there.

A collection of pretty much plotless not-so-AU's.

"For A Good Time, Call Alex" College Alex and Piper. Just a quick AU one-shot

Vauseman AU-story. "Alex is running away from her past, can Piper help her find her way home?" *completed*

Series of one-shots exploring how Piper and Alex might have spent their New Year celebrations together.

"Wait for me." She'd written. But now it was three months later and she was back to town hoping to pick up where they'd left off. Would it be that easy for the brunette who's always used to getting whatever she wants? Vauseman- AU

Alex never considered herself the romantic. Not before Piper. [Alex/Piper]

One-shot AU. Vauseman, age 17. Piper is working the summer in a Penny Arcade and happens to meet the infamous Alex Vause who turns out to be just what she thought she'd be and so much more.

A/U: Alex Vause receives a Facebook friend request from a girl she does not know at all, deciding to accept the request to get her mind off her ex-girlfriend. Piper Chapman, pressured by her best friend, creates a fake Facebook account and starts messaging with a really hot gal. What will happen when the two get to know each other?

Sort of "Young Blood", vignette style, from Diane's perspective. But the first half ended up just being Diane and Alex backstory that is just as applicable to canon as to my 'verse. So...if you're not into the YB stuff but just want some early Diane and Alex, first chapter's still completely applicable. For the second chapter, you only have to have read "YB" not all the sequels.

Collection of short AU one-shots. All vauseman, though other characters may appear here and there. [Rating may change as we go on.]

Series of fluffy Vauseman One-Shot. Suggestions are open/allowed. Pre-Litchfield, Litchfield, Post-Litchfield, and AU are acceptable.

Police Detective Piper Chapman strikes up a work-release deal with incarcerated white collar criminal Alex Vause, a con artist as relentless in her flirtation as in her illegal pursuits. [Cop/Criminal AU]

Alex had worked part-time in the Chapman family's bookstore for a long time now, but had barely spoken to their daughter. She's not so sure when it starts, but suddenly she's seeing more and more of Piper. [Vauseman; High school years/Bookstore AU]

Vauseman. Pre-Litchfield. Early stages of their relationship, purely headcanon on how the came to be and how they fell in love.

It takes time, but they happen. Eventually. [Piper/Alex]

She only ever started taking yoga to help her relax, but when the attractive, mysterious woman in the glasses gatecrashes the party, Piper starts to find the classes a little more distress than de-stress. [Or, the one where there's a squeeze on space at the community centre, and the yoga class suddenly has to share a hall with the local branch of the AA with...interesting results.]

Latest in the Young Blood 'verse. Sequel to "Landslide". Piper and Alex at age 24.

'I don't want to lose you again.' [Sequel to Behind Closed Doors; ONESHOT. Alex/Piper]

"i found a lover with a slow hand". Alex gets out of prison a few days before Christmas. Piper is there to meet her. [Also known as: shameless Vauseman holiday fluff/smut]

A/U: Alex and Piper were high school best friends until Alex professed her love for Piper on the night of graduation. Fast forward 10 years, and Alex happens to stumble upon Piper. Once in the friend zone, always in the friend zone? *Loosely based on the movie Just Friends*

Only she is missing. [Alex/Piper – Christmas oneshot – Post Litchfield]

a pre-prison exploration of alex and piper's relationship leading up to the breakup. one shot.

AU. With her best friend Nicky, Alex is out shopping for a Christmas gift for her girlfriend, Sylvia. They walk into a soap shop and end up getting help from an interesting blonde woman who can't quite her foot away from her mouth for too long.

Complete AU: Falling in love with your bestfriend could be the best thing to happen to you, or the worst. Based on the song 'The Other Side' by Tonight Alive.

Piper has it all, until Alex comes crashing back in her life in the most unpredictable of ways.

Series of one-shots to hold you over until season three and/or to give you a case of the feels.

Prompt (what started off as a joke and got serious): Alex is an eighteen year old who works part-time at a sex shop. Piper agrees to a dare. [Alex/Piper - AU]

Fulfilling Tumblr prompt for Lifeguard/Beach 's the summer before her senior year of college, and Piper failed to make other plans, so she's stuck with her family in their beach house in some seaside town full of rich vacationers who can afford to take the time off. Nearby, locals Alex and Poussey work their yearly summer gig as lifeguards.

A/U: Piper just finished college and is out on a date, but it doesn't result in what she thinks.

Alex and Nicky are employees of the national retailer, Litchefield's Market. What happens when Alex has was she thought was a one time run in with a certain blonde, only to find that that same blonde is her newest Co-worker? Vauseman of course!

"You hate that feeling to be trapped to something, or even to someone. But this job is different. This girl is different." Vauseman/Pipex AU. I don't own any of the characters or the show. Rated M for language and possible smut.

Piper learns the hard way why a doctor should never fall for their patient. [Alex/Piper - AU]

Newest sequel to "Young Blood" and "It's Friday, I'm In Love". Three chapters in total. Starts us out in spring break of Piper's freshmen year of college.

Piper just wants Gossip Girl to leave her alone. And to get her brother out of trouble with drug dealers. And for Nicky to just make a move on that girl from Brooklyn she's crushing on. And for that gorgeous Amazon with the glasses to stop smiling at her like that...but mostly the Gossip Girl thing. HS Gossip Girl AU Vauseman Nicky/Lorna

"It's a little too cold out for a margarita, no?"

When a one night stand becomes something more.

AU- Rich, powerful and successful Piper Chapman is the CEO of one of New York's biggest companies. Timid, introverted Alex Vause arrives in the city with her heart set on making one final go at the life her college education should have provided for her. But when Alex starts her new job at Piper's company, neither she nor Piper are prepared for the feelings evoked within them.

Trapped on a deserted island, Piper and Alex are forced to rely on each other to survive until help arrives, trying to navigate their way around the wilderness, their troubled past and the machinations of the other survivors. Slight Au,

AU: Piper and Alex meet as teenagers, we see their friendship/relationship grow and develop. Set over the course of a few years. Vauseman central. Warning: reference to unhealthy/abusive relationships.

Brief, fluffy piece to ease the transition between lengthy angst fics. This is a complete whim, and probably the only time I'll ever write this trope/genre for these two. I don't even want to say anything else. Canon compliant with the end of season two, just fast forward a few years.

Three years after a heartbroken Alex escaped the Cartel, she bumps into Piper. Rated M for sexual content (Vauseman)

Piper currently has the coolest job in the world, but it definitely has its complications, and now, she could lose it all. AU: Piper is a spy and Alex is working for the drug cartel. Multi-chapter. Vauseman. Totally non-canon. T for language and adult themes.

Season Two of OITNB told us over and over that prison isn't summer camp. But, like...maybe I want it to be. Just for a little while. Hence...camp counselor AU. Piper POV/Vauseman centric, but everyone's definitely a part of it.

"Out of all the flower shops in all the cities in all the world, she had to walk into Alex's." Or, Alex's job at the flower shop is relatively easy, until Piper walks in. AU.

Super random theme park AU. In which Alex, in the summer job from hell, is working a games booth at a theme park (alongside some other familiar faces), bored out of her mind until the day some dull Jewish guy brings his girlfriend by Alex's booth to try to win her a prize...but she's not exactly eyeing the stuffed animals.

Follow-up to "Young Blood". Due to multiple requests for the the specific prompt: Alex's first time visiting Piper in college. Two parts.

Piper is working at a library when she meets the enigma that is Alex Vause. AU Piper/Alex

How do you let go of someone you love? How do you fix the mistakes from the past? Alex and Piper had thrilled a long road together for years before following their own paths, apart. When life finds its ways to snapping them back to each other's life; will their connection still exist or will the changes they went through be too much to rebuilt their story? [AU VAUSEMAN]

This is the third part in the Runaway Bride series. Alex and Piper are together, but what now? Go through the ups and downs as they try to found love for the second time. Fluff. Smut. Drama. Vauseman. This story is on hiatus until further notice.

When Piper, a vet working at the Bronx Zoo, gets unexpectedly dumped by her boyfriend of six years, all her plans of a life in Paris are thrown out the window. But when she meets Alex, an international drug importer, she finds out that some things in life are even better than the possibility of Paris. [On temporary hold, due to writer's block.]

Piper thought she knew every little detail about Alex...but there was something she didn't know. Oneshot. Vauseman. Set post-prison. T for language and suggestive themes.

"Piper Chapman is nine years when she first sees Alex Vause." A childhood/middle school/high school AU for Alex and Piper. Incorporates their flashbacks from the series. Emphasis on the high school era. Two shot.

What if Piper never left Alex? What if she stayed when Alex's mother died? Will they be able to fix what they lost and stay together, or are they as broken as Piper believes they are. The characters are not mine, rated M for language and sexual scenes between two women.

CROSSOVER/AU: Piper works at Greens kennels and has her son Benjamin the last thing she needs is a complicated relationship but when a tall dark haired woman walks on to the kennel with a enticing business proposition she feels inevitable to Piper but is it the best option with her son, there are plenty of red flags but Piper feels a magnetic pull towards Alex.

Set after Piper serves her sentence and is released from prison. Will Piper run into Alex by chance, and if so, how would that meeting turn out? (This story is complete, and I will upload the three or four chapters, one per day.)

More than kisses, letters mingle souls. Slight AU. Alex never named Piper. I own nothing: characters belong to Jenji Kohan and Piper Kerman.

Sequel to Runaway Bride. Vauseman all the way! ;)

10 different times Alex/Piper have interacted in some way, through Piper's POV. As always with these two, one thing leads to another.

AU. Piper Chapman is about to walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams but what if faith as other plans for her? A certain raven haired beauty is back in Piper's life. Will she go the safe root with Larry or chose the unknowable future with Alex?

It all started with a phone call (and a few insults). Heavy Alex/Piper. M-rated stuff. Completely AU.

After spending six weeks in the SHU after her fight with Dogget, Piper realizes how many mistakes she'd made since coming to Litchfield. The SHU changes her and she begins to see her life through new eyes and realizes that she doesn't like it. Or herself. This one if for the Vauseman fans. This is set after the Season one finale. Spoilers ahead for those who haven't finished it.

An Orange is the New Black treatment. I do not own any of these characters! Piper and Alex meet - a fleshed-out look at their first time meeting at the bar, and their subsequent lives together and apart. Mostly from Alex's point of view. M for some sexytime. Reviews very welcome!

AU. Piper and Alex meet in detention at Litchfield High School, forming an instant attraction to one another. When strange occurrences start to plague Piper, it becomes clear that it is not just Alex and Larry that have an invested interest in the blonde. Piper must deal with conflicting feelings, imminent dangers, and all the struggles of being a senior in high school. Piper/Alex

Prompt from fig-aruna. Piper and Alex's first kiss, where Alex has to work for it a bit! Vauseman paring, obviously.