Hey everyone!!

I am I-Love-Edward-1 and As you know I am a complete Twilight fanatic. My favorite books are Twilight , New moon (it always makes me cry, even though I know what's coming), and Eclipse. I liked Breaking Dawn, despite the negative comments people have been saying against it. I hate it when people call it "unTwilight" when in fact it is VERY Twilight...Stephanie wrote it...it's her series...it just so happens to be a part of the Twilight Saga...everyone can get over it, I thought it rounded it off very well in my opinion...

ABOUT ME:

My name is Jasmine

I'm 15. younger than almost all of the people in my grade. Except for one guy, that i know of.

I'm a sophomore.

I'm short. And have little hands. :P

I have brown hair, and brown eyes

I really like candy, alot.

I tend to be really hyper, and easily distracted. lol my guidance councellor told my mom i should get tested for ADHD. My friends say I should be tested for drugs. (no, i don't take drugs!)

I'm not allowed to drink energy drinks, so I've never tried one. I have smelled one though. It reminded me of oranges, cotton candy and dry-wall. Idk why.

I love to read

My life is empty without hugs.

I'm probably the most boy-crazy person ever. (i flirt with guys without even meaning to sometimes)

I'm really afraid of the dark. It makes me paranoid. lol so i have a nightlight. I also have this super irrational fear that if I'm in the dark alone without a blanket to protect me a ravenous cannibal will crawl out from underneath my bed, and rip me to pieces while i am unable to scream or move, and i have to watch him tear my flesh away with his teeth.

I had braces for five years (which made no sense) I got them off at the beginning of 9th grade and now i'm pretty. jk not really.

I think i'm a pretty neat person. But yeah, i think i'm the only one.

Hobbies:

Reading, Writing, hanging out with friends

Crushes:

I used to be mega-obsessed with Edward Cullen until a bunch of preps watched the movie and thought they knew everything about him without reading the book. Also real (sorry edward) guys started liking me.

I'm on Myspace...a lot...if you want to be my friend, just go to

www.myspace.com/myvampirelove

Friends:

Consuming Fakery,

Feed the Foxes,

& Smiles4Twilight.

READ THEIR STORIES!!

I don't know the rest of my friend's pen names

Stories...

Dawning Forever:

What happens after Eclipse? Will Edward and Bella get married without complications? What will Jacob do without Bella? Well READ!

Contentment:

Bella spends her "19 birthday" with the Cullens, as a vampire. Bella finds how truly happy she is to be with them. Cute and Sweet. R&R please. Spoilerish. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN!

The Twilight Commandments:

A list of ten rules to be obeyed...haha...I was tired of my friends making fun of my odd obsession over Edward Cullen, and Twilight...I'm sure there are plenty of other fans who feel just as annoyed with their assessment of the love of your life...

Copy And Paste Section

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in front of people for no apparent reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness DisorderIf yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profil and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Peace through superior fire power

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(well i have read it 13 times)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny Phrases

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER find a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.