"If you are willing, then I can volunteer you." - Missionary Larry Dickson, in a message to Community Christian Church (Subject: Gathering with the Lord)

I promise to: remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Dude, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

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--]-- if you're
--]-- not embarrassed
--]-- to tell
--]-- others that
--]-- you are a
--]-- Christian

There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone. Originally by Lady Firewing Wolf skater.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out thre are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor, Whitechocolate14,Louisiana-gal2, Wolf skater, Oreocat155338

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

Smile. It scares people (especially if you're the Joker or Harley Quinn).

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But Mommy, it;s not fair, I left without good-bye.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Mommy, please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems." -- Anonymous

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... dang it... all of our problems start with MEN!" -- Anonymous

"Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace." -- Anonymous

"Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared." -- Anonymous

"I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it." -- Anonymous

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth." -- Anonymous

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -- Anonymous

"There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird." -- Anonymous

"Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck." -- Anonymous

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed." -- Anonymous

"Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?" -- Anonymous

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" -- Anonymous

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." -- Anonymous

"It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt ... then it's hilarious!" -- Anonymous

"I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes. A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you." -- Anonymous

"War is not the answer. War is a question. The answer is yes." -- my friend Lilah

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train" -- Anonymous

"A word to the wise isn't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need advice." -- Anonymous

"When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in." -- Anonymous

"For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent)." -- Anonymous

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -- Anonymous

"Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others? Can't you see that's better than being nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks. Grace had a saying: fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier!" -- Dan Cahill in one of the 39 Clues books

"Any idiot can do the right thing. You know what's hard? Doing the right thing when you've been hardwired to do the wrong one!' -- Dan Cahill in one of the 39 Clues books

"Isn't that just like a Cahill? Why say something when you can turn it into a feng shui puzzle at the Great Wall of China?" -- Nellie in one of the 39 Clues books

You Say:

Oh My Gosh! (OMG)

Son of a Bitch!(SOB)

Laugh Out Loud!(LOL)

Take Care!

I Love a Man

It's a Bird!

Cool

Awesome

Geeks

Obsessed

Weird

I Hate Homework

I got it

See ya Suckers!

We Say:

Oh My Cheshire! (OMC)

Son of a Bat! (SOB)

Laugh Like Robin! (LLR) or Cackle Out Loud (COL)

Stay Whelmed!

I Love a Clone

It's Robin!

Crash

Asterous

Wallys

Loving/Determined

Young Justicers

I Hate Monkeys

Noted

Stay Traught Suckers

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're lazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...What was I doing again?

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair s*...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.