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 Nothing to say about me, really, but I could fill three pages of nothing. That's fun. Writing -or talking- for sweet nothing. I love it!... well. I love... my dog! Yeah, it's on top of my list, and I am not a freak. Well, yes, but not because my Ndawema (It's a native american word for sister. You're a curious little thing, isn't?) is the first thing I can think. I love reading, too. Anything. I like cofee, but it's not important. My dreams... I wish a random guy assault me. So I could defend myself and extract his eyes, or at least one, without police and all. Self-defense, you know? I hope it works. And I'll give the eye to my dog for her to eat it. Yeah, that would be sweet. And that's one of the things why people say I'm a freak, weird, insane and funny (yeah, some say it's funny. I'm not the only insane one, eh?) girl. I hate... not many thing. I'm the happy kind. The random one who scream ''JOY!'' for no reason. I have a reason, but nobody understand why I'm happy when I see a bird/cat/dog/cofee/book/rain/sun/cloud/cranberry juice/any damned juice/ a flag/ someone laughing/ and-or anything else. It make me happy to see, if you want to know. The guy who will assault me won't see anymore, but I don't fucking care, he tried to assault me! Bastard! I don't like thirty years-old men who TRY to seduce me. I'm seventeen years old! Guy of my age don't, and fucking old men come to me and are like ''Yeah, I'd like to know you, and bla-bla-bla''... FUCK YOU YOURSELF! You've seen me like less then a minut and you want to ''know me''? Well, if you want a laid, ASK IT CLEARLY!... I'll probably say no, but I don't want to know you anyway, weird-o! And I don't like people who hit dogs. Specially mine. You're asking to miss an eye if you kick my dog! (Don't ask me what I have with eyes. It's a vendetta. You don't need to know more.) Sooo.. that's it about me. Well. I think. I'm a very simple girl, it's seem, if I can resume myself in twelve lines. Oh and OH! I'm sorry for any mistakes I did. English is not my first language. So sorry! |
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A Vampire Story by Annzy Bananzy reviews
Bakura-a heartless vampire-was perfectly happy with his lonely, slightly boring life until a stranger appears and offers him the adventure of a lifetime. He agreed out of boredom, but little did he know that this adventure would also bring romance.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 314,830 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 8/22/2010 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.]
Newlydeads by Fiver reviews
AU. In a world where 'zombies' have become commonplace, Bakura Touzoku is just another breather doing his best to avoid the living-impaired. But then he meets Malik, who isn't taking death lying down. Who needs a beating heart, anyway? Thiefshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,161 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Homecoming by Fiver reviews
DISCONTINUED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 168,805 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/16/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Crimson Ties in Lullabies by Ferris Ulf reviews
Sequel:Not all of Apophis is gone,forcing Ryou and his friends to flee.Accompanied by a reluctant Minkah,they find there are things about the Egyptian that will decide who he protects and who he kills...But do all the assassins truly have the same goals?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 299,764 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Bloody Brilliant by melonstyle reviews
NEW SUMMARY! Bakura has the power to read Marik's mind. Just when he thinks it's an advantage, Marik starts to prove that it's a disadvantage as well... What will happen when Marik can't take it anymore? Thiefshipping AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,433 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Problem Girl by Jesse A. Harper reviews
The rules to dimension-hopping, Jesse realized numbly, were fairly simple. 1 Meddle not in the affairs of demi-gods, for they're quick to anger and will make your life a living hell. 2 Never let a very annoying archangel decide that you're 'interesting'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,212 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Gabriel
We Should Be Partners by ChaosRocket reviews
In ancient Egypt, Marik and Bakura meet up and become partners...3,000 years later, they become partners again. Citronshipping and Thiefshipping. Follows the canon and shows what happened "behind the scenes." Advocates the cool crime of robbery. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,000 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Marik I., Thief Bakura] Yami Bakura - Complete
Trying to Help by AnimeWolf524 reviews
Sam and Dean have yet another argument and Gabriel tries to help comfort Sam. Sabriel angst. T due to paranoia. Oneshot, for now.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Domino Institution by x.Vivace reviews
Between his abusive dad and his urges to break the law, Marik's life sucks. One day, he's caught stealing and is sentenced to community service at the local mental ward, where he meets Bakura, a boy who may be too much for him to handle. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Two Sides Of A Coin by Snap Change reviews
Banishing part of Marik's soul to the Shadow Realm had more consequences than anyone realized. Two years post-series, Marik's dark side resurfaces with unclear goals and an unnerving focus on Ryou. Ryou x Marik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,340 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
Sweet Hatred by Angael reviews
"That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love? Well, it works both ways." Warning: Character death, gore. My usual readers prolly shouldn't read this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARLEQUIN! Thiefshipping love! I luurrvv you.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
The Breath Of An Outside God by Shantih reviews
Malik has committed a great crime in the city of the Pharaoh. Ishizu helps him to escape to the desert, where an uncertain fate awaits him...I can't say anymore without giving it away! Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,084 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Marik I., Thief Bakura
Hooray For One Shots! by Mysia Ri reviews
My one shot collection. Various kinds of shipping and pretty much whatever comes to mind. Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Puppyshipping, Bronzeshipping... And featuring Chapter 22: My version of Marik's Back Story! And lots more madness!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,576 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
Close by Black-Neko-Chan reviews
Sing me a song lover. Sing to me of a close we almost had. Bakura x Marik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,527 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Road Trip with the Yamis by Loki's Derp Face reviews
Yami, Bakura, and Marik have completely worn their hikaris out. Luckily, a friend is there to help. She is going on a road trip in America and she wants the yamis to tag along. Full summary inside. ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Angels Wearing Masks by NijiOnna reviews
Malik, Ryou, and Yugi go to earth to find proof that demons are taking humans as slaves. While on earth the angels are mistaken for humans, and are taken to serve the rulers of hell. Can they escape before the rulers find out the truth? BxR YYxY MxM SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,956 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006
Bakura's Vacation by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Malik/Ryou, Marik/Bakura. Malik, Marik and Ryou decide Bakura needs a holiday, and they don't like doing things by halves. Don't worry though- they won't be footing the bill.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Mail from the Fans by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
SEQUEL TO OPINIONATED Yami Bakura shares his mass of fan mail with the general public. Definate character bashing and swearing, because Bakura does what he wants! Multiple AnimeGame crossoverishness.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 71,631 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Yami Bakura
THE MYSTERIOUS PROJECT by ladygodess reviews
A top secret experiment has escaped, with no idea what he is or what he can do as things just happen. Finding help within a group of teens, they try to keep him a secret and out of the hands of his creators, but how hard is it to do when he looks a little. Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,892 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Adventures of the Psychos by Freak in the Shadows reviews
A great and random story of yaoi madness! Pure insanity. Mostly in Malik's POV Please readSome angst lots of humor ENJOY! character death
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 17,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Sweet in Disguise by OtakuChild reviews
Chapter Seven is up! The secret is out, and has a nasty effect on all four involved. Malik x Bakura, Ryou x Marik. OOC, AU, Language, ShonenAi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Paranoid by Ezan reviews
(COMPLETE) Suddnely,Marik wakes up from a very vivid dream .He dreamt he had an evil alter ego and that he was trying to kill an ancient pharaoh.But when he wakes up...he's different.There is only one person he recognizes,only one to help him, Bakura.YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,932 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
Don't Suffer From It, Enjoy Insanity by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: Bakura–Ryou, Marik–Malik, Bakura–Ryou–Marik–Malik Summary: Ryou and Malik both seem to attract psychos. And now Bakura and Marik have this idea... Poor, poor hikaris. Maybe they'll learn to enjoy insanity?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete