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Welcome to the home of an insane romantic who has a gigantic crush on Charlie McDonnell, Iggy, and Sherlock Holmes.

Hey everyone, my name is Squid. I'm obsessed with reading, and I am the future Queen of the world. I am currently living on fanfiction.com. My fav book series' are Harry Potter, the Sisters Grimm, Sherlock Holmes, and a couple I cant think of right now.

AND MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But honestly, the newest books Fang and Angel ruined the whole series. Max wasn't too good either. JP got a bit rusty, if ya know what I mean. Anyhow, I didn't even need to kidnap Iggy for him to be my friend like some of you peoples. Long story how we met actually. So yeah and don't stalk me cause I have stalkerphobia. And if you do try to stalk me, I'll have my pet Cerberus will eat you.

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That was Iggy. He has trouble typing because of obvious reasons

Adios,

Squid

oh yeah- because im a new member I don't have any stories yet. Which just stinks

also, St. Fang of Boredom rocks, even if she has no idea I exist

proceed on with your life and check back later for some fanfics.

WARNING: in my stories im gonna steal a lot of ideas, but that's the point of fanfiction.

RIGHT??????????????????????

oh no. I just realized my computer won't let me publish anything right now. I'll fix that.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity*

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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