well, i'm 23 ... i'm probably the most sarcastic person i know

and the first thing i should write down is a little about myself

the first time i read fanfiction i was 17 and got completely obsessed with it... i wanna to start writing cause first of all i love to read stuff and to write stuff

what else? * MUSIC ROCKS MY WORLD* so if u have any whatevers about music i'm your girl

i hope u enjoy my stories as much as i enjoy to write them

so bear with me

i usually hang out at ADifferentForest (but with a different name) is a really nice to talk about pretty much anything and meet some interesting people

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: GreenBrownEyedGirl

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Orange

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

a Youtuber named HolaSoyGerman

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

watching ellen degeneres videos on youtube

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Skittles. not exactly a candy bar per se but whatever

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope, but i think when i was buzzed 4 years ago i think i did

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

i was trying to calm down cuz i was mad with my BFFF

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Depends on My mood

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

milk

10, Do you like your wallet?

I Love It...

11, What was the last thing you ate?

cereal

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

nuh...

13, The last sporting event you watched?

football on a movie

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

i like the ones named "cabritas"

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

my BF

16, Ever go camping?

yeah twice, when i was 9 and 11

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no, i'm wonderwoman

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no, i cant bring myself to go

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope, if I walk under the sun I turn into a crab

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

i've never had Chinese food, but i'd definetly prefer pizza

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

no, i think is too much work

22, What did your last text message say?

that i need luck for something i'm doing tomorrow

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

run some errands

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my paramore poster and a bunch of little pictures of all the stuff i like

26, What color is your watch?

Silver with circonium pearls

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

28, What is your birthstone?

topaz i think

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

go to the place, i like to watch the people in there making my 'food'

30, What is your favorite number?

i think 23

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my mom

32, Any plans today?

go to the doctor

33, How many states have you lived in?

that'd be... none

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

my restless nights

35, Last song listened to?

"All My Loving" By The Beatles

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

sometimes

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

nope, i do it

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My chucks

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not really

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

i doubt it, but sometimes i think they are lots

41, Do you love anyone?

my mom and close friends... In love? Thats a totally different question

42, Do any of your friends have children?

2

43, What do you usually do during the day?

right now? nothing but in march i start school hopefully *fingerscrossed*

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

nah

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, just hey, 'ssup or wazzap

46, What color is your car?

i dont have a car, but it'd be a dark purple with red interior

47, Do you like cats?

Kinda a dog person

28. Are you thinking about someone right now?

always

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

no, but dying to go

50, How did you get your worst scar

my grant's dog bit me when i was 'bout 7

1. FIRST NAME: dont wanna say it's too weird.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? my mom's friend, when she was at a bording school

3. SIBLING NAMES: only child baby!

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? today actually, watching a Soul Surfer

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? i like my left hand, i hate my right hand, totally weird.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? mmm everything

7. KIDS? nope, not ready for one just yet.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably. but i'd think : she's weird...yet i think she's fascinating

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? nah, my memory is enough

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? nah...(looking away and rolling eyes)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yep

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? hell yeah!, i'm totally a daredevil

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? i like called 'fitness' is really yummy

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? no

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? honestly? YES

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? depends on my mood

17. SHOE SIZE? 4 1/2

18. RED OR PINK? Red...

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? recently my restlessness

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? ALL MY FRIENDS!!! but i'm seeing most of them this weekend

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? yeah

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? a light blue sweatpants and black and pink t-shirt

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? cereal

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "Booyah (Original Mix)" By Showtek Feat We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? green

26. FAVORITE SMELL? fresh washed clothes and my perfume

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my mom

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? their body language

29. FAVORITE DRINK? it's called Spell and Sex On the Beach or just Corona or Heineken

31. FAVORITE SPORT? swimming and skating. Does Yoga count?

32. EYE COLOR? green with blue exterior {with orange around the iris} (my eyes are messed up)

33. HAT SIZE? normal?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nah, i love my eyes

35. FAVORITE FOOD? anything, especially the ones i cook

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? both

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Actually it was the One Direction movie

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? jeans t-shirt and chuck or boots (with my little hat and my ray bans. too much?)

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter. I look cuter

40. HUGS OR KISSES? either, i'm easy.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? raspberry cheesecake

BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

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