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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7028 - Favs: 13,795 - Follows: 11,274 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Fake British Accents by randomqueenwilla reviews
Linda and I get transported into Harry Potter where Lockhart is a creep, Ron is unimportant, Snape has a pretty wand, Tea leaves foretell my death, and we find a psychotic diary to play with. Crack fic with hints at the original HP plot. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort, OC
A way out? by Isimile reviews
Harry was not sure what he expected to happen when Snape found out about Umbridge using a Blood Quill on him, especially after the business with the pensieve. Has he really found a way out from not only the abuse but perhaps even the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,613 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4725 - Favs: 8,814 - Follows: 5,703 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sleep by shadowofrazia reviews
After the war, Harry can't allow himself to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Survivor Guilt by xKellyanne reviews
Harry and Remus talk after Sirius's death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by Flight-o'-Fantasy reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Among Family by These Guilty Pleasures reviews
The Summer after the triwizard tournament is not an easy one. On top of nightmares and swirling guilt, Harry can't even seem to shake off a nasty cold. But with the Weasleys' help, maybe he can get back on his feet. Family fic. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
What A Godfather Does by xKellyanne reviews
Harry shuts himself away because of what he overheard in the hospital. Sirius won't allow him to continue. Missing moment from OOTP. Bonding. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Beware the Wolf by Ventus Princeps reviews
Remus is given custody of Harry after Sirius' death and Voldemort's defeat 5th year, but things aren't the way Harry thought they would be. Instead of the man welcoming him with open arm, Remus is reclusive and angry. Harry is in for a rough summer. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,115 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6672 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 560 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Weight by blue-jean-serenades reviews
It's been a year since the War, a year to the day, and Harry still cannot sleep without the nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost by These Guilty Pleasures reviews
A collection of what-if type stories. Nothing plot-changing, just little things. Chapter 4: What if Harry had been a little late meeting Voldemort in the forest? What if everyone saw his saccrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P.
Wireless by echoing noise reviews
What comforts some people is torture to others. -A few lines are enough to haunt the trio for the rest of their lives. DH MOVIE SPOILERS, don't read if you haven't seen it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blackbird, Fly by Penitent Rebel reviews
"James nodded sadly, sure he was handling this all wrong and scarring the child for life, but how was a person supposed to explain death to a four-year-old?" A Not for Anything one-shot. AU. James survived You-Know-Who's attack and is raising Harry alone. When Harry is four, they find a dead bird, and James must explain death to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Evanescence by Amazonia reviews
The memory of that horrible day won't stop haunting Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Going on by catg33k reviews
Post-DH. What happens to Hary during the first hours after the very end of DH Epilogue not included . Cannon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You left me, too! by Zenelia reviews
A different take on Ron's return in Deathly Hallows. What if Harry got mad, too, after feeling betrayed by one of the only people he trusts? Rated T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Unforeseen Ramifications by Write-The-Words reviews
Voldemort may be dead, but that doesn't mean he's gone. He's after Harry again, though not in the way you would expect, and Harry's hope is fading. Can his friends save him from his own mind? Will things ever be good again? Right after the final battle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14436 - Favs: 21,964 - Follows: 8,824 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Aftermath by Valar Morghulis reviews
For Harry, victory over Voldemort is hollow. He thought he could protect everything he held dear; now, at his moment of triumph, it has all become meaningless. What is life without friends to share it? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Little Magic Left by mariaty reviews
Different ending: Harry has won the final battle against Voldemort, but not without a price. Ten years later, he returns to Hogwarts, shaken and scarred. Will he find the little magic still left? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 454 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Invisible Boys by shedoc reviews
When Voldemort decides to prove a point, Harry pays the price. Pre-slash AU fourth book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping by Viopathartic reviews
Ron and Hermione have a talk while Harry sleeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worst Year by JJ Rust reviews
Ron reflects on how his Fourth Year was his absolute worst year at Hogwarts. What will it take for him to put things in perspective?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Master of the Game by solunvar reviews
Harry Potter's Wizengammot trial didn't go as most wanted it to go...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Is It Worth It? by Kamorie reviews
The manipulations of Dumbledore and others have finally made their mark on Harry. Dealing with the death of his godfather and the fear of hate, Harry runs away. Will the Order find him or will Voldemort finally get his hands on our hero? complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,926 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by JustAnotherCrazyWriter reviews
ONESHOT. Post DH. Harry mourns for all the people departed from the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Boy Who Did Not Live, Or Did He? by TorchHunter reviews
Deathly Hallows, end with a twist. Harry died in the final battle, along with Voldemort. Read on to hear Ron's heartwarming speech, with a surprise end. Characters may appear OOC. DisclaimerI do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Discovery by fruit17 reviews
Ron Weasley was never exactly a sensitive bloke. But when he discovers his best friend's bestkept secret, he has a lot of growing up to do. It's time Ron begins to understand his wife, his friends, and just what it means to be a hero. HD, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
All Too Complicated by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry's lost his trust in Dumbledore, been kicked out of home, and moved in with a group of dead people. And to think that this is nothing compared to what the future has in store for him...eventual slash, insanity and ghosts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D.
The Silent Agreement by nerdybookworm reviews
Set during OOTP. Dean, Ron, Neville, and Seamus have come to a silent, unspoken agreement not to confront Harry about his nightmares and their lack of sleep as a result.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Dean T., Harry P. - Complete
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sleeping Like a Marble Boy by InkImperfect reviews
She found him silent and pale, sleeping like a marble boy...sleeping like statue carved of marble...PostWarOne shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Sleep by LoveHP reviews
Two Characters reflect on Harry's passing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
As I Sit Here by Suicidal Tears reviews
Someone watches over Harry as he sleeps and finds out some very... unplesant things. Chapter five up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Harry P.
The Way That a River by Gryph1 reviews
Ron turns over in bed, unable to sleep. Why is Harry the only one to have survived the Killing Curse? What was so special?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Seeing Double by Diana Le Defonceur reviews
NEW UPDATE! CHAPTER 23! Harry begins to see his Doppleganger while at Hogwarts. What is it, and why is it haunting him? (PG-13 for Language, Violence, and some minty-fresh angsty goodness...Y'all didn't believe me at first, didja?)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,473 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort