I could have created a fantastic profile. I could have created an unique view into my life. I also could have created a new and addictive brand of cola to rake in billions of dollars. As is, I decided instead to use the standard template all other authors on this website seem to use.

Who: CustardMouse

What: writes fanfiction

Where: from her cozy room in Canada

When: really, whenever I actually find a spare moment

Why: because I enjoy bending others to my will, even if they are only characters

I suppose I can probably give you a little more stereotypical information.

Likes: drawing, reading, writing, and spending time with friends and family

Dislikes: school work, cooked mushrooms, anxiety, and spending time with diseases and rotting foods

Below you will find the random disclaimer designed to protect my @$$ from anyone with enough time on their hands to sue me.

I do not own anything, nor will I ever own anything, nor do I want to own anything. All characters belong to their respective creators and I do not have my sights set on them. Please do not hurt me!

To round up our tour of my very stereotypical profile/biography, I give you a favourite qoute:

"Hey, I don't make the rules, I just twist them to my purpose." - Celia

If I find that there is anything else to add to my profile, I promise to add it at a later date. As if you cared.