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Ah, hello there. My name's The Mystical Espurr, and I've come to read and write. I love a good story, but if the author is making a really good story and then butchers it with over the top nonsense in an attempt to be "dark and edgy," or with basically bad writing (such as poor grammar, bad characterization, and terrible dialogue) then I immediately lose taste.

I also have a thing for trollfics. If you find a good trollfic then please, PM it to me!

Despite the above paragraph, I'm really not that mean. I enjoy roleplaying and chatting with others, and I like playing video games. I even have a terrible taste in music. Don't believe me? I liked Justin Bieber. I even was a fan of Twilight, and that itself is a thing to be trifled with.

I'm always looking to improve, so I don't mind constructive criticism. In fact, I'd rather that no one would give me a, "It's great, keep going!" but instead a, "Needs work, [reason why]." I want to improve and make my stories enjoyable for others to read. Now shoo before I uncover the organs underneath my ears.