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If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, Azurai Wolf, SnOw-CoVeReD-AnGeL, Somerlia, Sheeiilaa

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

take my advice i don't use it anyway

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Being mature is overrated.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

When I said 'death' before 'dishonour', I meant alphabetically.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are at it, a wall will always be better.

The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Where's the good in goodbye?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. (I do!)

We all smile in the same language

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

People keeps complaining I don't listen to them...or something like that.

Intelligence has limits, stupidity doesn't.

Smile...it confuses people!

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Whoever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate. Because your worth it!

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Beiber went missing. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick!

Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White ran away from home to live alone with seven unmarried men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around in the nude. Sleeping Beauty let a complete stranger kiss her then married him. Cinderella lied and snuck after curfew to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As',
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent children

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Si alguna vez empezaste a reír de la nada en una habitación vacía, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si, sin aviso, empezaste a reír en una parte de una película que no era graciosa, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si alguna ves preguntaste algo realmente estúpido y obvio, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

No tiene nada de malo discutir contigo misma. Si discutes contigo y misma y pierdes es raro. Si estás de acuerdo copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si alguna vez te olvidaste lo que ibas a decir justo antes de hacerlo, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si te gusta el chocolate, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si pasas muchas horas de tu día escribiendo, leyendo o una combinación de ambas cosas, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

No vale la pena llorar por ningún chico, y el que lo valga no te hará llorar. Si estás de acuerdo, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si piensas que tienes muchas de esas cosas de “copia&pega” pero no tienes intención de parar, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si alguna vez te has tropezado con tu propio pie, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si alguna vez has visto una película (o un programa) tantas veces que te sabes todo lo que dicen, y lo haces en momentos extraños, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si pasas más de 3 horas en fanfiction si tienes una computadora cerca, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si uno de tus más grandes hobbies es leer, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si leíste los primeros 12 capitulos de Midnight Sun, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Si creciste con Harry Potter copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

Admitir que eres rara significa que eres normal. Decir que eres normal, es extraño. Si admites que eres rara y te gusta serlo, copia esto en tu perfil.

Si tu perfil es muy largo, copia&pega esto en él para hacerlo aun más largo.

Si piensas que ser única es ser más genial que genial, copia&pega esto en tu perfil.

In Remembrance...

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor

without all the red and gold crap

...In Remembrance to Fred Weasley...

Who fought bravely to the very end

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother

with many jokes

he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby….

Who was more free and full of love

than any elf, and most humans

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

the last real Marauderer

who was not just a wonderful father

a incredible husband and brave hero

as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks.…

who died for ‘the greater good’

and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive

and scared the crap out of some kids too

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore.…

whose past and wisdom confused us

whose seeming betrayal shocked us

but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end..

despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey….

who we really didn’t know too well

but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war

so he must’ve done something good

besides stalking Harry

...In Remembrance of Lily Evans...

Who never knew her son

But who's sacrifice was the greatest

And love for her son was eternal

...In Remembrance of James Potter...

The father Harry never had

But was with him every time Quidditch played a part

And loved Lily unconditionally and forever

...In Remembrance of Sirius Black...

A true Marauder

With a frickin' awesome flying motorbike

And was murdered to save those he loved

…In Remembrance of Hedwig….

Harry's actual first friend

who lived and died soaring

Why did you have to die?

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of quesion, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms".

8) I am not allowd to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month".

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day".

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full".

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's".

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core".

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin.

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion.

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends".

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous.

37) I will not lick Trevor.

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey".

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet.

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

-FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.