In which I take a crack at writing various one-shots for those crazy Strider boys.

What happens when our favorite Beta kids and twelve trolls get their personalities completely changed? A bitter John? An openly lame Dave? A childish (and murderous) Karkat? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? !

A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.

Hi! It's my birthday today, so I really hope my friends come back. The townspeople not being mad would be great to since the wind isn't my fault... okay maybe it is. Wait, where am I? (Dark material from the very start. You have been warned. Bulling in first chapter might be triggering to some. Capture/experiment stuff.)

This is a Sadstuck Story for Vriska and Tavros, and how Tav became Vriska's most known "Victim". Takes place before Sgrub. Will be updated at LEAST once a week

The trolls all go to a private school in the small town of Skaia called the Alternian School for the Arts and Sciences. While there, Nepeta falls ill and slowly creeps toward death with every passing day. With her best friend at her side, how will Nepeta spend her last few months alive? Written from Equius' point of view. Rated T for character death and Sadstuck in general.

A simple little weekend trip to the beach ends up being so much more. A human!stuck fic in which Feferi is a bitch, Sollux can't swim, and Eridan refuses to take off his scarf.

Three things are known; Bro leaves often on business trips, you are now sixteen, and things aren't as they seem. What does Bro even do? What happened? And why the hell is Cal following you! (Warning, dark material in later chapters)

*STORY IS UP FOR ADOPTION, PM ME IF INTERESTED* John isn't exactly what you would call the average teen. Well, unless you consider being the head of a huge company, having a demon butler, half of his friends not even being human, and constantly having to save lives...

After much time travel, the kids and trolls all meet up together at Hogwarts School. This will not turn out good what with all the paradoxes and utter confusion. Rated T for frequent cussing *karkatanddave* and possible violence. Will use Dave's POV alot.

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

John stumbles into Wonderland, only to find himself in quite a predicament. The Kingdoms are against eachother and the Prophecy must be fulfilled! Will John bring back what once was lost?

"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."

Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.