Hey! I am known as Tori by my friends and other people, but my name is Victoria. (I am not the evil, sadistic, red head vampire from Twilight. Although i am a strawberry blond)

I can be very forgetful! No joke. So sometimes i need a little help with remembering a few things (a lot of random crap that isnt even needed in daily life).

I am 16, I just got my license in February. Its awesome!!

I love reading, writing, and listening to music. Oh an Horse Back Riding is the best thing out there!!

I have read many different books, if your curious just ask. There are too many to list.

I have 3 brothers and no sisters. Two of my brothers are step brothers, but still brothers nether the less.

Oh and i also love to cook, all of my oldest brothers friends come over when ever i make something, its odd. Its like they all no that I'm making something. And inevitably they eat it all, leaving none for me. (Kinda like the pack does in Twilight, its great really)

I sometimes get really hyper and spastic, it scares my Lil bro. Its hilarious, well to me at least.

I love music. I think i would die if i didn't have music. I like a little bit of everything, some genres more than others. I love death metal and black metal, which shocks people cause I'm so up beat an bubbly most of the time!

I have 4 pet dogs, 1 pet horse, 1 cat, 1 donkey, an a bunch of fishes. But my uncle has sold my donkey...i am very sad!

I used to have pet chickens and pet rabbits.

Um that's all that i can think of right now.

Feel free to leave me a message if you want!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (that hurts a lot)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Red m&m's... its great 3 years later and I'm still being teased about it! Its great!)(If you really want to know just ask... ya)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jacob, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.(This hurts too...)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile.(They must think I'm mental now...)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. ( I really did! It wasn't huge but when your playing hide and go seek in the dark, and your running really fast... ya you get my point)

Paste this in your profile if you've ever gotten hit by a parked car. (once again i was playing hide and go seek at a friends house, and the exaust pipe came out of no where, i don't think my shin is healed yet. and that was in may)(oh and there is tha one time when i walked into a car...not one of my best moments)

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Music is love in search of words.

Always forgive you enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I know call best friends

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The knack of flying is attempting to fall... and missing the ground.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Real girls aren't perfect because perfect girls aren't real.

Everyone has a wild side. Me and my friends just prefer to make it public.

ADD + magic markers = the most fun I've ever had.

I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys, make lot's of stupid mistakes, talk really fast, and laugh incredibly loud. But us teenage girl are really good at one thing: Staying strong.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG!, then I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can keep it.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as, "You had to have been there." thing. It's more of a "You would have to he mentally retarded like us" thing.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.

Girls Are Apples

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it's
off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
Give the nice guys a chance
Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling-
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
Movies-
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.
Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
Guys repost this if you agree.Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (i go to school with a bunch of them!)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Kazukii, Holbrook, frezzin6
(Ya this guy in My world history Class calls me a freak every day!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (always at night when I'm trying to fall asleep!)

If you have ever go into a fight with a stapler and lost, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I was surprised to find out how many people have, they agree that a staple in the finger or THUMB doesn't feel the greatest)

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1.write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Josh

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Red

3. your first initial? V

4. your month of birth? February

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Becca

7. your favorite number? 17

8. do you like California of Florida more? Cali

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) To be with Trevor forever

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ONLY IN AMERICA...

can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks.

do sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front.

do people buy hotdogs in packs of ten, and hotdog buns in packs of eight.

will the banks leave both vaults open, and then chain the pens to the counter.

will people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke.

do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and keep their junk in the garage.

do people use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place.

is the word 'politics' used to describe the process so well; 'poli-' meaning 'many', and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.