Wanting to increase Celty's libido, a crazy doctor outdid himself by accidentally creating a toxic bacteria that is lethal to those with the O blood type (both Shizuo and Izaya). However, there is a cure. Now, this is not a joke, and I repeat this is not a joke. In order to avoid death an infected person needs to orally or anally take the semen of another infected person. LOL

My eyes looked at the silver bracelet around my wrist, then I followed a small chain to find another bracelet around Sesshomaru's. That's when I realized I had been handcuffed to my worst enemy.

Yes, Naruto often complained about how BIG and difficult it was to handle, but he secretly enjoyed that about IT. He wouldn't want it any other way. One-shot. CRACK-ish. YAOI. (18) SasuNaru.

A group of friends going for a drive to Suna. An innocent ride. That's what it was supposed to be. But when Uzumaki Naruto is forced to sit on the Uchiha's lap, how long will it remain innocent? SasuNaru. AU. Oneshot.

Ending up with the attention of the millionaire heartthrob playboy doesn't mean the rules change for you.

AU Yaoi, The young Pharaoh didn't really care for much, but there was one thing he would never lose not even at the hands of death itself. Naruto. sasuke x naruto. Lemon scented.

Tutor Sasuke student Naruto, Sasuke's a possessive jerk, Naruto just trying to help his friend Sakura. (Naruto x Sasuke)

Sasuke is forced to marry for procreation purposes, even if it's to a loudmouth half-breed named Uzumaki. Yaoi, SasuNaru.

Naruto grew up without anyone. Alone and shunned from all. When he decides that he is done being around this toxic atmosphere he decides to move. The only problem is that where he ends up is much more territorial than is necessary... {world where everyone is with association to animals- shifters if you will} warnings and disclaimers are the first 'chapter'.

Sasuke hadn't planned on making this year's Valentine's Day into a fake-boyfriend-rescue sort of thing, but it's not like he wants to complain when the end result is much better than expected.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Naruto was as innocent as a lily, untouched, soft and pretty. Oblivious to advances of his age group and some even older. But he was also as seductive as a lilac, a sweet fragrance that will make you sneeze, but you could never get enough of. This is his senior year in highschool and one that the school would never forget. My first fanfic

Naruto is the Varsity Volleyball team's star player. Sasuke is a newcomer to the team, graced with natural ability and a mysterious past. A fierce rivalry begins between the boys, each trying to outdo the other in everything. As the tension builds between them, so do their feelings…. SasuNaru.

Naruto and Sasuke are rival authors; they've constantly have been competing since they were children, and it's no exception now. However, after being tricked into co-authoring a book together by a certain white-haired pervert, they realize that they make a good team. After some prompting by their mutual friend, they also find there's more than rivalry. (boyxboy, lemons)

naruto and his friends kiba,rocklee,shikamaru are cute 9th grade ukes, who never really focused on finding love until some certain 11th grade semes's take interest in them A.K.A sasuke,gaara,shino,neji!

Sasuke comes back after killing Orochimaru. Sasuke is acting weird. Naruto is confused. Kakashi is amused. Tsunade is furious. Everyone else is just shocked at seeing the formerly stoic Uchiha using pickup lines on Naruto. SasuNaru

Naruto Uzumaki works in a publishing industry along with his many friends. His boss is Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto and Sasuke fight a lot, but they never thought their relationship would extend to being more than JUST working together. SasuNaru, but there may be hints of other couples along the way. Also, I'm in a middle of a little slump so once read please review and give me some tips.

Naruto is your typical Catholic goody-goody and he feels quite strongly about the whole homosexual relationships and their "sinful acts", but somehow Naruto can't seem to listen to even himself when it come this alter server who bares the name Uchiha. SasuNaru. OOC.