Ordo ab Chao

Order From Chaos

Story Information:

Sorry! Coming soon.

Authors I've Met:

Heather Brewer (The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod), Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl), Rick Riordan ( Percy Jackson anf the Olympians), and Ridley Pearson (Kingdom Keepers)

My Internet Life:

I have reviewed many stories on FanFiction anonymously under the username jonove1203. This is the name I use most of the time on the internet.

You can find me at my Twitter account under the name TheNameThatiUse

List of my Personality:

1.) If you must know, I am quite random. I find that a good sense of humor is needed in today's generation.

2.) I am known for my sarcasm. Correction: I am despised for my sarcasm.

3.) I am an environmentalist that the world hates. I am positive that Mother Nature enjoys making my life a living hell and then rubbing it in my face. *smiles*

4.) I am a bookaholic. If you take away my books, I will turn into a brainless idiot drooling in the corner.

(This list will grow in time)

List of Personal Information:

Name: Nunya Business

Eye Color: Brown, green, blue and gray. It depends on my mood.

Hair Color: Very thick brown with natural blond highlights

Height: Short

Gender: Why the *bleep* do you need to know?!?!?! Stalkers . . .

Current Location: La-la Land

Current Occupation: Survival of the Fittest

(This list will grow in time)

List of Favorites:

Color: I don't beleive colors should be favorited

Food: Tasty edible stuff

Sport: Soccer

Movie: the Lion King

TV Show: House

Book: everything except Treasure Island! (inside joke)

State: Oregon

Country: Germany

(This list will grow in time)

To be absolutely honest to those who have nothing better to do than flame others, I am a full supporter of gay/lesbian/transgender youths and most of my stories under the Favorites category slash.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Racism: Stupid, pathetic, idiotic. People need to start accepting or I'm going to start kicking some serious ass! No seriously, if one person says oneword about how Caucasians are better than everyone else, I will not hesitate to swear a blue streak while inflicting serious pain. (Note: I am Caucasian, but that doesn't mean I agree with the others...stupid freakin pieces of...)

War:Again, stupid, pathetic, and just little boys and girls comparing who has the better monster trucks and Barbie dolls! If you guys have a disagreement...buy a friggin' chess set!

Child Abuse:You sick, sick bastards! They are children for the love of God! back off 'em cause what'd they ever do to you?!

My friends are the kind who would spend hours on end trying to drown a fish. (They so are.)

Life's to short to blend in.

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh when everyone tries to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at the people you hate.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, today came along

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)