HaikoGirlOfAshIsHere
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Joined 01-15-14, id: 5458767, Profile Updated: 01-15-14

Hello there! Call me Haiko.

Gender:F

Education: High school senior.


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.

If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile

((OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM))

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”

96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

-I am PMSing and I have a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME,LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-'It's always the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. It happened to me in Spanish. I always got A's and i STILL don't know how to speak Spanish.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Definately.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons you name it

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile. lol

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not right...it really isn't.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Troublesome" and "Art is a BLAST!!"

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 246,743 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2573 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The New Flame of Konoha by AuthoressWithAnIdentityCrisis reviews
Enter another person into the equation of Team seven. The course of Team seven is changed, for the better or the worse... all because of a girl...Kasai Amaterasu! Swiggity swoogity dis be discontinued! Blahahahaha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,862 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Team Seven, OC - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,707 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,573 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,280 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.