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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight chick around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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A Certain Celestial Death God (On Hiatus) by DireLegendz reviews
What if, during the final battle against Zeref, Lucy sacrifice's her life to cast a spell in order save her nakama and the Land of Fiore, she had no regrets, and was sent to the Soul Society and keeps her memories? Slight AU where Lucy becomes a Soul Reaper and this will mainly take place in the world of Bleach.
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Lucy H.
Lucy becomes a Soul Reaper by CanaLuluHeart reviews
Lucy dies on a mission and becomes a spirit and continues to watch her friends until she is attacked by a hollow and saved by a white-haired soul reaper and taken to the soul society where she then trains to become a soul reaper herself...
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [T. Hitsugaya, Lucy H.] Shunsui K.
Hollowfied Ghoul by Jackal-san reviews
On the night that Anteiku burned to the ground, Kaneki died by the hands of Arima Kishou. When word reached Aizen, he knew he needed to have the hybrid on his side. A promise to restore his humanity drags Kaneki into the war where he meets some of his old friends on the battlefield. Will he stand beside his new friends of his old?
Crossover - Bleach & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016
Flowers From Hell by Melancholy Chords reviews
Lieutenant Kaneki Ken, lieutenant of the Fifth Division under Captain Kurosaki Ichigo. As a half-ghoul whose powers had carried into the afterlife, he certainly wasn't going to have a peaceful time. Update: Geh on hiatus until I can get my life back together
Crossover - Bleach & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Ichigo K., Kaneki K./Haise S.
Seven x (Reader) Drabbles by NeverTurnAround reviews
Short Stories Of (Your Name) and Seven from Mystic Messenger :D From time to time, the other characters will also appear!
Mystic Messenger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 9/10/2016 - 707/Luciel/Saeyoung C., Saeran C./Unknown, MC
Honest Mystic Messenger Trailer by SoniCanvas reviews
WARNING! This fan fiction has been rated H for "HONEST". This is the version that is not updated yet from Wattpad version.
Mystic Messenger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2016
Too Cute to Resist by Julissa Sora reviews
Kageyama find himself being too protective of Hinata and he doesn't know why. While he doesn't realize his true, hidden feelings, his enemies tried to snatch away his cute little crow from him. How will he response to all those annoying feeling inside him? With whom would Hinata end up in the end?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Tetsuro K., Toru O. - Complete
Silver Flame, Mirror Flower by Sariniste reviews
A series of Aizen x Orihime one-shots. Multiple themes and situations, canon and AU, light and dark, various ratings. Summaries within each chapter with more specific information. Ch 7: Blacklist. He's a former FBI agent turned supercriminal. She's a brilliant young profiler with a murky past.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [S. Aizen, Orihime I.] - Complete
GAMES OF FATE by APSH reviews
Hinata yet again escaped an apparent death during the pursuit of Sasuke, another twisted game of fate begins when she found herself in the custody of an unexpected person. She vows to bring Uchiha Sasuke back to Konoha, to gain acknowledgement from Naruto. Where does this choice will lead her to? 1sidedNaruHina, NaruSaku. LATER Sasuhina, rated M for reasons R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,942 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Orochimaru, Team Hawk
Seven Days by apolakay54 reviews
Sasuke died during the fourth shinobi war but before he can venture into the afterlife he was given seven days to experience happiness and possibly love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
A Little Sun in the Land of Clouds by StrawberryDippedInChocolate reviews
What if Bella isn't the only new student at the school? How will the Cullens react when a certain ginger strawberry comes into their school? Surely Bella is significant due to the fact that Edward can't read her mind and many other things, but this new boy is just a walking mystery. My first fic, sorry for the mistakes if there are any. Please no flaming.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,538 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Ichigo K., Karin K., Yuzu K., Edward
Operation: Big Brother by Sariniste reviews
Urahara waved his fan. "Based on my psychological analysis of Aizen's personality, all you have to do is go back in time and give him a hug, and all our problems will be solved!" Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Aizen/Ichigo friendship, humor and fluff. No yaoi. Child!Aizen, time travel, pre-series canon, not quite crack. Book I COMPLETE, Book II in progress.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, Shinji H.
My Precious by punky1012 reviews
A SasuHina Fan-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Something Not Depressing! by Inuyoshie reviews
It's an ordinary day in Las Noches when Orihime discovers that the Espada, Aizen and his cohorts have been reduced to children. Sounds like fun right? ...Actually, it's more like hell. Rated C for crack. AiXHime, TatsukiXSomone. Please review?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I.
Faith by Lexiiss reviews
SasuHina Sex. Sasuhina having a baby. Lemon Alert. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete