MisguidedGhostTwilighterhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. Okay. I'm not going to be uploading anything more on this account. I'm not interested in twilight or twilight fanfiction anymore. Sorry if you like any of my fics, but I'm not going to be updating them anymore. If you want to read my Harry Potter fanfiction, my new account is ravenclawhalfbloodprince. I'm going to move some of the fanfics I'm paticularly proud of onto there, but they will probably only be the ones that are already completed. So, yeah... goodbye, and all that. | |||||||
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Turning Time by SpinnersStart reviews
After the War, Harry travels back to the Marauders' Era in disguise to get closure and improve Snape's life. How drastically will Harry change the lives of the Marauders, Lily, and the man he once hated? Should he reverse the deaths, mistakes, and heartbreaks of the past, or let them be? [Some Severus x Lily, Harry- and Severus-centric, Time Travel] (The sequel is on this account.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,437 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC - Complete
A Goddess on Earth by TheWhiteShadows reviews
Mary Sue, formerly Renesmee, always knew she was the most perfect person the world had ever seen. However, certain people might disagree, and as these heroes set out to rid the world of this horror, expect chaos, blood and VIOLENT CHARACTER DEATH to ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Return to John Island by Catchick10 reviews
Sequel to Cullens at Camp . . . Esme sends her kids back to John Island Camp for the March break. Very OOC, T for language and mild sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
This Rose Has Thorns by hullabaloo22 reviews
RosexBella. Post new moon. All 18 chapters currently under construction. Re-visted after 5 year hiatus. Will be continued soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
Daddy Dearest by lexarDuo reviews
When Edward left Bella in NM he wanted to protect her. Little did he know he left her pregnant, what happens when two teenage girls show up claiming to be his daughters. What can you do when someone you're supposed to love hates you? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Duck, Duck, GooseSwan? by pencilitout reviews
She smelled the same as every other human and Edward could read her mind. But Bella Swan was definitely NOT like every other human. All she wanted to be was weird. And all he knew was that she was anything but normal.Crackfic/Parody
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rewriting Twilight by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Allison is a dedicated Twilight fan,fanfic author,and has always believed in the Bella/Jasper what happens when she gets sucked into the Twilight Saga as Bella's sister?Does she make her changes or let the saga go out as it was written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Jasper, OC] Bella
Leaving the Twilight Universe by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
The Cullens and Jacob are magically transported to the normal human universe where there are no vampires.They have to go to school as normal humans and put up with all the drama.Can they handle what the girls have to say about the Twilight Saga?OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
March On by Melodramatic Destiny reviews
Alice is kicked out of her childhood home, and immediately snatched up by the mysterious James. Her life will never be the same, but is that for better or for worse? AU and slight OOC. M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Alice, James
Project H: Eclipse by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the third Twilight movie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Death Eaters Meeting by Major Dover111 reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in a secret meeting with Voldy and his death eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Voldemort
Dear Diary: Harry Potter by Major Dover111 reviews
Want to know what the characters of Harry Potter would write in their diaries? Come and take a peek
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P.
Yup, It's All Real by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
While her parents are vacationing in Paris, Amy, a HUGE Twilight fan, is sent to live with her Uncle Charlie in Forks for a few weeks. What happens when it turns out the Cullens actually exist, and it looks like Amy has taken Bella's place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Summer Sundown by Luna Plath reviews
A little insight into the relationship between Lily and Severus, a few stolen moments during the summer before their sixth year. Teenage curiosity in the form of Lily Evans. Cannon compliant, with the exception of Snape's Worst Memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
When Autumn Comes Around by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
In the fall of 1952,Edward meets Ellie,a wonderful girl who has just run away from home.He welcomes her into his home and they fall in love.But after events unfold that can't be undone,he begins to live his eternity without her.And then he meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Recap: Twilight: For Dummies by Major Dover111 reviews
Are you sick of all the edward/bella/jacob hype? Drop by here for some refreshing relaxation from the other boring stories. It will be worth your time. Trust me, I'm a doctor. VIVA LA GLITTERTITS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella
New Year's Resolutions by kimiko888 reviews
I am definitely getting in shape. And I'm definitely going to get a job. And I am going to write the best book the world has ever seen. And I am going to stop cursing so much. This year, I'm going to be a Leah people are jealous of. AU. Blackwater
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Speak Now by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Bella doesn't take Edward back in New Moon, and after many months, Alice informs her that Edward has proposed to Tanya. Wishing she had taken him back all those months ago, Bella decides there's only one thing to do; crash the wedding. One-Shot; R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Bella Goes Badass by BitChiVampire reviews
Have you ever wondered what the hell Twilight would be like if Bella wasn't a nice girl but a badass? See how the Cullens get on with all-new and definitely not improved Bella. With Edward being a Pervert and Jacob as Bella's Boyfriend. Funny and Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cullen blogs: Emmett by alicecullenrocks888 reviews
This is a series, by me, and Didyme the happy one. This is Emmett's blog, for the others, go find Didyme the happy one, she'll be doing Esme, Alice, Rosalie and Edward. I will be doing the rest of the Cullens ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Emmett
Twilight OneShots by RedFoxTheFierce reviews
Exactly what the name says. Random one-shot ideas that popped into my head. Includes Emo Edward, soppy love fics and more. Songs may also be included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
The Royal Commandments by Jammeke reviews
I present to you The 'Royal Commandments', authored by Aro, co-authored by Marcus and Caius. When Aro launched this list of rules on the Internet, he did not contemplate the 'react' button at the bottom of the page. How did the vampire community react?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Buff the Banana by touttoi reviews
The wedding is nearing and Edward is loosening the physical boundaries of their relationship. It’s good, but it leaves Bella frustrated and wondering if Edward ever... Buffs the Banana. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Sparrow & the Dove reviews
A glorious dove & a scrawny sparrow. The sparrow will never be good enough & the dove will always be too far away whilst the sparrow watches; waiting for something that will never come. My name's Seth Clearwater. I'm the sparrow. The dove? That's Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Seth, Edward
In The Snowstorm reviews
Eight people clustered together in the small house, waiting out the snowstorm. It would be a few days before the weather improved. However, a lot of things can happen in an enclosed space in the time span of just a few days. ALL HUMAN.FEMMESLASH.AxI.RxT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Alice, Rosalie
Fallen reviews
A series of one-shots, each based on a song from Evanescence's album Fallen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Careful reviews
The little girl did as she was supposed to because if she was 'good', her parents would spend time with her; if she was 'bad', she would be scolded by the nurse maid. It was simple. However, once she grew up, things weren't so simple anymore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Rosalie
Brand New Eyes reviews
A series of one-shots, each inspired by a track off Paramore's album, Brand New Eyes. Rated M just in case, because I have no idea what's going to happen in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Life, For Dummies reviews
In life, we have two options: be aggressive to everyone and end up in a fight everyday; or, be really nice, and end up getting your heart broken. Both options are bad. I suppose it's just a matter of getting the right balance. But who can ever do that?
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Jessica
Darlin' reviews
Leah wondered, was okay for her to cry? To cry and not scrub the offending tears away before they could even fall? ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Leah, Sue - Complete
Parisienne Walkways reviews
It was Alice. She wasn't alone: she was with another man. She was looking at him in the same way that she looked at Jasper. And that was enough to make him turn on his heel, head back to the hotel, pack his stuff and leave. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete