PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, ASSASSIN OF ARTEMIS, The Phantom of stories, Sir Michaeljr00

97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: The Phantom of stories, Sir Michaeljr00

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later

If your eyes are not watering or feel a tad bit sad then something is wrong with you.

You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.(no)
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.(no)
You were voted Class President.(no)
You do what's best for everyone.(yes, or at least try)
You think you have what it takes to run for President.(no)
You think every problem has a solution.(yes)
You love showing off.(no)
You like plane rides(yes)
You have hydrophobia(no)

CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.(yes)
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.(not really)
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.(yes, i like swimming)
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.(not on the mind)
You visit the local pool on a regular basis or have your own pool.(yes)
You swim professionally.(no, i am 14,currently)
You hate seafood.(no)
You never get seasick.(yes)
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.(don't care)
You have acrophobia(no)

CHILD OF HADES
You're not that much of a people person.(yes)
You like staying in the dark and writing.(some what)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.(yes)
You like listening to loud, angry music.(sometimes)
You spend most of your time alone.(yes)
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.(yes)
You like to keep to yourself.(yes)
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)(yes)
You write in diary/journal/blog.(no)
You feel most active at night.(yes)

CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.(yes)
You like the great outdoors.(I go camping a lot)(yes)
You have a green thumb.(yes)
You're an environmentalist.(no)
You have a special connection with animals.(yes)
You're a vegetarian.(no)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.(yes)
You always check a product if it's environmentally-friendly.(sometimes)
You love going to flower shops.(no)
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.(yes)

CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.(i wish i could)
You're a very aggressive type of person.(yes, but i can keep a lid on it)
You like watching wrestling.(no)
You're competitive.(yes)
You like reading about war.(no, but i like action)
You don't take crap from anybody.(yes)
You have anger management.(It's getting better, slowly)(maybe)
You never back away from a fight.(no, i wouldn't if i could)
Everyone does what you say.(no)
You don't always think before you do something.(yes)

CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.(yes)
You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.(yes, when i need a book and not reading fanfiction)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.(no, i wish)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.(no, mostly i read action/fantasy)
You're the valedictorian in your class.(no)
You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.(no, close but i am dysgraphic and some what dyslexic so...)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.(yes)
You think it would be better if you were the President.(yes, sometimes)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.(yes)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.(yes)
2/10=20% A bit upset, but not too much really(yes)

CHILD OF APOLLO
You're very creative and artistic.(no)
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.(yes)
You always feel sunny and optimistic.(no, i am a realist)
You are talented at drawing.(no)
You like writing poetry.(no)
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.(yes)
You like going to art museums.(no)
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.(no)
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.(yes)
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.(yes)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS(take in to a count i am male)
You dislike boys in general. (Most that I know are either immature idiots, or assholes, but I won't go so far as to judge a person before I meet them)(yes)
A deer is one of your favorite animals (They are pretty cool)(yes)
You can shoot targets (I own my own Compound Bow and a real hand made native american bow(I can shoot pretty good too))
You like silver. (yes)
You like the moon better than the sun (You can't really look at the sun without hurting your eyes)
Zoe Nightshade is awesome(yes)
You love wild animals (Mostly the wolves)(yes)
You spend most of your time outdoors. (I'm actually a boy scout/eagle scout/(nerd/geek/jock thing))
You love to move around the place (Not all the time, but I do get sudden bursts of energy that make me pretty hyper for no reason)
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters(yes)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.(yes)
You build awesome things during your free time.(i try and come up with things)
You're the best at Wood shop in your class.(not there but probably)
Metalworking is your forte.(yes)
You have your own toolbox.(yes)
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.(yes)
You're a techie.(yes)
You often have carpentry projects.(yes, wish i could)
You dream of being a carpenter.(no)
You aren't afraid of fire.(yes, once lit my thumb on fire it didn't hurt (note this my have been a dream))

CHILD OF APHRODITE(no to all)
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
Your motto is 'It's never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10=0% THANK THE GODS

CHILD OF HERMES
You like pick-pocketing your friends.(yes, twice)
You're a prankster.(no)
You're a speed demon.(no, at long distances)
You consider yourself restless.(yes)
You're the best speaker in the class.(yes)
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.(yes)
You're inventive and resourceful.(yes)
You often start arguments.(yes)
You've never lost a debate.(almost, it was to my mother besides the fact that she is a debate coach)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.(yes)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS(no, to all)
You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

tell me what you think i am i have no clue.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you than just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my CAR,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize...I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.