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Fave Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The Golden Compass, Black Beauty, The Princess Diaries, Squire, Alanna: The First Adventure, Wild Magic, Emperor Mage, The Thief Lord, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn.

Fave Movies: Freedom Writers, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, X-Men: The Last Stand, The Simpson's Movie, I Robot, Juno, The Devil Wears Prada, The Dark Night.

Fave TV Shows: House, Scrubs, The Office, Rick Mercer Report, Two and a Half men, Video on Trial, Grey's Anatomy.

Fave Actors: Johnny Pacar, Neil Flynn, Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Johnny C. McGinley, Johnny Depp, Patrick Dempsey, Hugh Laurie, Adam Brody, Donald Faison, Orlando Bloom, Will Smith, Ellen Page, Hilary Swank, Anne Hathaway, Meryll Streep.

Fave Bands: Linkin' Park, AFI, Boys Like Girls, Simple Plan, Nickelback, Metro Station, Coldplay, The Fray.

My Fave Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Oh, you think scaring people's funny? Well good because YOU'RE dying!!
Turk: John Dorian!! You are a doctor!!
J.D.: He started it!!

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Kelso: Now take Dorian's intern Brendan for example, he told his patient that is was the first time he was performing a spinal-tap. And what did the patient do, Doctor?
J.D.: Uh, uh, well, she, she, started to hyperventilate, and uh, then she reached for a hit of what she thought was an oxygen tank, turned out to be a helium container from Pediatrics, then she screamed 'I'll kill you bitches!' Which frankly we all thought was hilarious.
Kelso: And indeed it was. But do you know what wasn't? When she ran for the door, tripped and fell and broke her femer. Now she suing the hospital, and because Ted is our lawyer, what is going to happen?
Ted: Girlfriend, gonna get paiiiid.

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Turk: Damn dude, you've got it pretty rough.
J.D.: Here that everybody!! I've do have it rough, and that's coming from a man who knows a teensy bit about adversity, and why is that, Turk?
Turk: (sighs loudly) Because I'm black.
J.D. (turns to Turk) No, because you're diabetic, what's hard about being black?

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Cox: A tip jar? Really. So what am I supposed to do, just, duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well I tell you what my friend, unless you're planning to give me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeahhh- NO!! Here's-here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so many damn fake sugars that the coffee itself gets cancer.
(Grumbles and walks off to the side)
Elliot: Guys, guys, I got a good one: is it just me or does-
All: (Monotone) ...Does somebody need to switch to decaf.
Turk: Lay off of Elliot, she doesn't watch as much old TV as we do.
Elliot: You actually stood up for me! But now I'm forced to ask--
All: (Monotone) ...Who are you and what have you done with Turk?!
Elliot: (Shrieky) STOP FINISHING MY AWESOME JOKES!!
J.D.: (covering his ears) Oh my God!!

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My Fave Quotes From POTC

Curse Of The Black Pearl

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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Jack Sparrow: (mocking voice) Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must of been terrible... WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!
(he sees a ship with white sails approaching the island)
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no livin' wif her after this.

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Quotes From Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: (immaturely) You smell funny.