Hey everyone! My name is actually Laurel. About me: I'm a teenage girl, without all the stereotypes that go along with that. I think that guys are not worth my time (except my adorable little brother), and love school. Justin Bieber still looks twelve (a twelve year old with tattoos, but twelve), drama is overrated, Stephanie Meyer is an awful writer (and Edward and Jacob are both creepers), Latin should not be a dead language because it makes more sense than English, I am not emo though I like black and rock music and fingerless gloves and all that junk. I spend a lot of my time at my church, but (sadly) I am not a solid, through and through Christian. ]{}#‰%^+=_\~| Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me MOO... I'm a fish Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Love isn't about joy, its about endurance Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Jersey Shore religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me) 98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off. €£¥€£¥€£¥€£¥€£¥€£¥€£¥€£¥ And these are my favorite quotes from the books: "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" — Rick Riordan "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart." — Rick Riordan "Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred?" — Rick Riordan "The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important." "It was probably important to her." — Rick Riordan "The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe." "Yep, that pretty much covers it." — Rick Riordan "Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?" "He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes." "That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something." "Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!" — Rick Riordan "Hermes gazed up at the stars. 'My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--" — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy" — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "I said hello to the poodle." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "You drool when you sleep." — Rick Riordan "She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep." — Rick Riordan "How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book. " — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "There were a lot of answers I might've given, from "I knew that" to "LIAR!" to "Yeah right, and I'm Zeus." - Percy, after Quintus says that he is Daedalus" — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "Even strengh must bow to wisdom sometimes." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Thalia's shoulders relaxed. "I owe you one." "Two." "One and a half," Thalia said. She smiled, and for a second, I remembered that I actually liked her when she wasn't yelling at me." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?" — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?" I don't hate you." Could've fooled me." She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals." Why?" She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her." They must really like olives." Oh, forget it." Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "You weren't able to talk sense into him?" Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death." I see. You tried the diplomatic approach." — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) "Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked. "Well," I said, "we're in the middle of this game against a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die." "We're not busy," Annabeth said." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "Chiron insisted that we talk about the Labyrinth in the morning which is like 'Hey, your life's in mortal danger. Sleep tight!" — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "I've been waiting a long time for a quest, Seaweed Brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "The most dangerous flaws are those which are good in moderation," she said. "Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom… that is very hard indeed." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the verge of death. Plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp." — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) "THAT Perseus always won. That's why my mom had named me after him, even if he was son of Zeus and I was son of Poseidon. The original Perseus was one of the only heroes in the Greek myths who got a happy ending. The others died-betrayed, mauled, mutilated, poisoned, or cursed by the gods. My mom hoped I would inherit Perseus's luck. Judging by how my life was going so far, I wasn't too optimistic." — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) "Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood. If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom and dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful nasty ways. If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages-if you feel something stirring inside- stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before THEY sense it too, and they'll come for you. Don't say I didn't warn you. -Percy Jackson" — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Monkey bars,” Annabeth said. “I’m great at these.” She leaped onto the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "She'd also called me brave... unless she was talking to the catfish." — Rick Riordan "[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that." — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) "Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain. Percy: Will you stop calling me that? Annabeth: You know you love it." — Rick Riordan "But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Isn't your mom the goddess of inventors?" I asked. Annabeth glared at me. "Yes, but this is different. I'm good with ideas. Not Mechanics." If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said "I'd pick you." I just blurted it out-to give her confidence, I guess-but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid. Awww..." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy that is so sweet!" — Rick Riordan (The Demigod Files) "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up." — Rick Riordan "I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny." — Rick Riordan "The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human bodies from the waist up, except their skin was blue, which I'd never known before. Some were tending the wounded. Some were sharpening spears and swords. One passed us, swimming in a hurry. His eyes were bright green, like that stuff they put in glo-sticks, and his teeth were shark teeth. They don't show you stuff like that in "The Little Mermaid." ~Percy" — Rick Riordan "Race you to the road?" I said. "You are so going to lose." She took off down Half-Blood Hill and I sprinted after her. For once, I didn't look back." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that. " — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of: a) The dark b) Cold shivers up your spine c) Strange noises d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off In other words, I thought it was awesome." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?" — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Why do you need to gallop while you fly?" "Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Hope survives best at the hearth." — Rick Riordan "You're the last Olympian,' I said. 'And the most important.' And why is that, Percy Jackson?' Because Hope survives best at the hearth,' I said." — Rick Riordan "I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "It was one of those and so they died/the end stories, that made us demigods feels all warm and fuzzy inside.-Percy" — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else:Percabeth.) 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades) 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on October 5th so you can buy The Son of Neptune, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot) 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD) 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE NICO!!!) 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) 39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You threatened your friend with our friend way downstairs' Kindly Ones at least five times 55.You said 'Gods' instead of 'God' when you pledge allegiance every morning. 56.You dreamt about Percy and Annabeth during their quest. 57.Everything you doodle is somehow related to them. 58.You cannot sleep without reading a good two hours of Percy Jackson's fanfic or the books 59.You think about Percy Jackson even when you are in the middle of a very intense competition. 60.You don't care about other judging with your obsession and had been called weird due to that a million times. (¯v´¯)(¸.•´ Percy Annabeth~~ (¸.•´ .¸ •Forever•.¸••.) ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ «´¨• Lightning Thief •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ «´¨• Sea of Monsters•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ «´¨• Titan's Curse•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ «´¨•Battle of the Labyrinth•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ «´¨•Last Olympian•´¨» ¸.•(¸.•´ •.¸)•.¸ (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE (+'.'+) IF YOU HATE (")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile ║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh! ╚═╩═╩═╝ Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it. LOL) : "This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide "Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minotaur throws a cow at their car "Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy "Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth "That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke "Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy "I always lose...maybe we're both wrong." -Percy "You're being followed!" -Grover "Junior protector." "Was that really nesciassary?" -Percy and Grover "Needless to say, she hates it there...It's hot, he's a wierdo..." -Luke "Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover "Those are working class Americans!" -Grover "(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover "OK guys, always put the eights and never the tens..." -Grover "Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover "We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover "That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover "OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover "Great, they smell goat..." -Grover "Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone "NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover Other Favorite Quotes: "Do what you want cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind." -Dr. Suess "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -Ghandi "True love is only for those strong enough to endure it." -Jim Roberts "The best way out is through." -Robert Frost "The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else." -Author Unknown "When your in love and can't fall asleep it's because reality is better than dreams." -Dr. Suess "The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted." – Mother Theresa "One of the most difficult things to do is to paint darkness which nonetheless has light in it." – Vincent van Gogh "Friendship is love minus sex plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason." – Mason Cooley "Life is not about significant details, illuminated in a flash, fixed forever. Photographs are." – Susan Sontag "What does not destroy me, makes me strong." – Friedrich Nietzsche "Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction." – Antoine de Saint-Exupery Immature love says "I love you because I need you." Mature love says "I need you because I love you."" – Erich Fromm "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours. That's relativity." – Albert Einstein. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." – Albert Einstein "Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed." – Bertrand Russell I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. ~You say Twilight I say Harry Potter ~You say vampires I say wizards ~You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black ~You say Team Edward I say Team Potter ~You say Robert Pattison I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" ~You say Robert Pattion is hot I say Rupert Grint is AMAZING! ~You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I think that's Ron and Hermione ~You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY! If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough* Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. My Fave pairings: Athena and Poseidon (I love writing their love/hate relationship) Percy/Annabeth of course:D Thalia and Nico Travis and Katie( Again love their love/hate relationship) Grover/Juniper Clarisse/Chris Silena/Beckendorf Lily/James Minerva/Dumbledore T.v Show: Criminal Minds (I love love love Spencer!!!), Invader Zim, Avatar (cartoon), CSI:NY & CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Music artists: Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Hollywood Undead, and a bunches more Favourite Actors, and Actresses: Johnny Depp, Emma Watson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rupert Grant, Daniel Radcliffe This is how I picture the Olympians=Hestia, if you want the link just let me know Athena=Lea Michelle "RACHEL BERRY!" Apollo yelled manically. Poseidon=Cory Monteith "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN HUDSON!" Thalia tilted her head slightly "Weird, how this author pictures you two as two actors that play a couple" "Hmmm" Demeter=Dianna Agron "QUI-" "Oh be quiet" Apollo=Alex Pettyfer Hermes=Chord Overstreet Hera=Anne Hathaway Zeus=Hugh Jackman Artemis=Emma Watson Hades=Mark Salling Aphrodite=Naya Rivera Ares=Gills Marini Hephaestus=I don't know, if you have an idea please PM me Hestia=Brook Shields "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little inside joke You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!" You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!" You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.