Wieso sollte ich hier etwas schreiben? Das liest doch sowieso Niemand. Naja, trotzdem, ich schreib mal was, was kleines über Mich.

Ich bin kein Transvestit. Ich bin keine Frau, Ich bin ein Mensch, wie du, and if you're still reading this you might've noticed I switched languages mid-sentence. Why? Because I can, I have nothing better to do, other than that pile of work on my desk I refuse to even take a look at.

Manny's words of wisdom: You're not fat, don't worry, you've just put on a few pounds.

Watsky's words of wisdom: Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.

Ну, это и всё, больше писать ни буду.

Again, written in Russian, because I MOTHERFUCKING CAN.

Peace out homez.