Doomed to an existence that neither of them asked for, Aerith and Sephiroth struggle for survival in the bleak desolation of the Northern Crater. Epic and ongoing, rated M for later chapters.

A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.

Interconnected murders arouse Integra Hellsing's attention, and she sends Alucard to Canada to protect the true target of these vampire attacks. Alucard is shocked to find Alexandra's face familiar, evoking memories of his past. With her blood as the motive, he is all that stands between her and those who wish to shake the foundation of the balance of life. ALU/OC Post-Manga/OVA

Tifa embarks on the journey of her life. Meanwhile, in the midst of a war for the very planet, a General and a Vice President sets their sights on her. Who will she join? What choices will she make? Every journey has a beginning and this is her birth. Eventual Tifa and Sephiroth pairing. This is an AU story.

Shepard and Garrus spend some time hanging out on the eve of shore leave. Garrus wants to bring wine, but Shepard has other plans. Fluffy.

First and foremost; this fic should be labeled NC-17. But it's funny, I'm tired, and everyone needs a healthy dose of dirty crack with messed up pairings. Rated M, NC-17, R, whatever.