Emo-Piratehide bio
 Poll: If you were Naruto, who would you think you'd end up with? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Sky High, Death Note, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Treasure Planet, Hellboy, Degrassi, Picture of Dorian Gray, Labyrinth, X-Men: The Movie, Avengers, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. 'Allo how's it goin... the name's Emo Pirate (call me E.)... So these are my favorite couples: AzazelXRiptide (doi...totally doesn't et enough attention) MagnetoXXavier (...it's friggin' cannon people...nearly so anyways. Jesus could they have any more chemistry than those two?! And I love the dynamic between them) SherlockXWatson (SHWATSONLOCK!!! I may like this one JUST because of the name of this fandom...and it's so friggin' sexy :)) VincentXJerome (from Gattaca, OOOH the angst! And it totally doesn't get the attention it deserves) LightXL (possibly the best couple ever... c'mon u know stuff happened that wasn't in the anime when they were chained together ) Jack HarknessXTen (woo...David Tennant, sorry man but when you're the doctor, you're as gay as a basket of bananas, but only for Jack) HarryXDraco (WOOT! another basic) HarryXSnape (this one's adorable!!) HarryXFenrir Greyback (This one is weirdly probably my favorite...idk its just awesome and cute sometimes!) so yeah... have any questions or comments just hit me up!! STORY NEWS!! So, to you guys wondering what picture I'm referring to in Rain On My Parade, here it is! I give my credit to the author, blah blah blah, I love you mysterious genius who drew this :3 Oh, and art anyone? Just shoot me a link in a review if you are a kindhearted soul who'll draw a picture for me from any of my stories :) I'll write you a oneshot of your favorite couple, just for you. | |||||||
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Truth is a Dare by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
When the new Xmen attempt to pass the time with a game of truth or dare, Erik is intrigued, and Charles is...worried. XMen: First Class. Charles/Erik. Rated M for language, man love, and angst.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Stretched Thin by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: Charles is exhausted and his head is pounding. He just needs a moment to himself, but it gets harder and harder as the day goes on. Erik helps him relax. side Alex/Hank, unrequited Hank/Raven
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Mermen by LoZfanchick reviews
Disney meets Naruto! main sasunaru! kibahina, kakairu. follows The Little Mermaid's storyline but there are differences. : short chapters. M for later chapters. lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Great Fox Lodge by LoZfanchick reviews
Sasuke and his gang go to the Great Fox Lodge and there Sasuke meets Naruto, the son of the hotels owner, things feelings develop...lemon! AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Selfish by salianne reviews
The day of the move to LA.
Shelter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Of Wolf and Bird by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry Potter, the werewolf, have escaped. Unspeakable Veela Draco Malfoy is coming after him. But what if Draco wants more... NOW EDITED by blueboyfey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lord Voldemort’s Secret Bedchamber by HpFanficFan reviews
Three daredevils sneak into the Dark Lord’s secret bedchamber and discover what their master did after sundown. Ficlet. Voyeurism. Slash. LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of memory and sticky notes by Bloody Winged reviews
It REALLY wasn’t his fault... - just a quick Ed/Greed drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward E., Greed - Complete
You never know by Nekoblue7 reviews
Flame and Fullmetal are in love and had some surprises... twins. How could they handle the new responsibilities and at same time protect their family? AU, Yaoi, Roy/Ed, fluff, Mpreg.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,777 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Harry Potter and the Inhibition Potion Incident by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Inspired by a scene in the fic "Muggle Mondays". M for a reason kids. SS/HP/DM/RL. Don't like, don't read. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Are They Really? by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry disagrees with JK Rowling's description of himself. A Drarry one-shot, rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rainy Season by BeepBeepBoop reviews
Jiranaru smex. While traveling with bad injuries, a storm forces Jiraiya and Naruto to take shelter in a mountain cave. What will happen as the night progresses? Read, reveiw, have some cookies...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Close to you by Nekoblue7 reviews
Ed wants one and this "one" is running from him. This is a collection of drabbles and short stories for "You Never Know" and explains the beginning of their relationship that wasn't mentioned in the main story. Yaoi, Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Black Lagoon by Extraho reviews
Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 555 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Of Physics And Chemistry by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Cleansing by Ravenclaw Samurai reviews
Complete! Harry and Severus Snape are still fighting like cats and dogs. Detention is a common event but maybe this time they can wash away their differences and finally have some. . . ahem, fun together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Concentration by Spamsterlady reviews
a little royxed drabble full of implications. Yaoi lemons!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Operation: Tame the Mustang by Koji-Sama756 reviews
What happens when Ed and Havoc come up with a plan to tame a certain wild mustang?MM, Yaoi, Lemon-ish in later chaps., Language, EdXHavoc, RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Mountains out of Mole Hills by Vornskyld reviews
Fudgalanches, scavenger hunts, and yaoi, oh my! WillyTeenCharlie, written for the WonkaSlash community's Cliche contest... It's full of cliches on purpose.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Driven To Distraction by Amethyst Hunter reviews
Oneshot. Akabane wants to play. Ban doesn't. But what Akabane wants, he usually gets...even if it isn't how he expected. Ban x Akabane.
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Akabane, Ban - Complete
Morning After by The Sloth Alchemist reviews
oneshot After a long night of drinking Jean wakes up next to someone he least expects... Yaoi, severe OOC. Supposed to be humor, not realistic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Jean H., Edward E. - Complete
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Toxic reviews
When Jonathan unknowingly spills the liquidated form of a new formula he's been working on into his lover's breakfast, interesting things will happen. Established Relationship, ignoring Dark Knight Rises. Warnings: Hot hot mansex ; but that's what you're here for.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
The Alphabet Game reviews
glimpses into the relationship between Tony Stark and Loki. A note: there isn't really any linear time-line here and many of these are stand-alone, hence the different ends of Tony in these :P Contains: graphic m/m, choking, character death, mentions of mpreg
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Just One Dance reviews
AU. Victorian Era. When his little sister gets an invitation to an old family friend's estate, young Charles Xavier goes along as Raven's escort, where he meets Erik Lehnsherr, who is as mysterious as the estate he calls home based loosely on Jane Eyre
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Snippets reviews
A Christmas present for my friend Gill, who requested a whole bunch of Cherik Magavier, McFassy, Fassavoy etc ficlets. This will be updated semi-regularly...or whenever I feel like it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Take Me Away reviews
When Harry wishes himself away, he finds himself in the realm of none other than our beloved fruity Goblin King himself.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 246 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jareth, Harry P.
Test reviews
Zane and Peter hatch an idea to test how good Riley's control is. But will Riley pass the test or will Zane wander into dangerous turf with his unstable boyfriend? Riley Stavros x Zane Park **notice the rating change folks**
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
The Painter's Palate reviews
Basil thinks of nine reasons he loves Dorian Gray
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Basil H., Dorian G. - Complete
Eternal Beauty reviews
Ben Barnes Movieverse with strong AU. Dorian has slain his portrait early before the full madness can set in. He never kills Basil and instead they have become lovers. After a late going party, Basil is awakened to find Dorian examining his own mortality
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Dorian G., Basil H. - Complete
Discretion reviews
Hellboy decides that he can, indeed, be discreet...warnings: HBJM...this means SLASH guys, tailkink
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Discretion part II reviews
long awaited sequel to discretion but can be read alone : yeah...shameless smut XD...WARNING Man on man...seriously...be warned XD
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Rain on my Parade reviews
based partly on a pic I saw on Deviant Art and partly on something that happened with me and my boyfriend the funny part at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sterling reviews
What if there was another man on The Legacy? Enter Sterling, Silver's apprentice eventually M JH/OC
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2009
Trailer Trash reviews
AU Ed has been kicked out of his house because he is gay and is living in a trailer park. He meets Maes Hughes there and things get...complicated
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward E., Maes H.
Redemption Song reviews
The long awaited sequal to "I Hate Everything About You"! Sasuke deals with his issues as Naruto learns to trust him again...but will Naruto ever go back to Sasuke? Or will a dear friend take Sasuke's place?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Phone Call reviews
Draco's horny and Harry's on call for the minister... Hmmm I wonder! warning! BJ and slash! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10 Things about Snape reviews
a quick little drabble I wrote in like ten minutes about Snape. WARNING: completely idiotic... T T...btw, anyone is free to write stories off any of the topics just credit me please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'll be Home for Christmas reviews
HPSS AU Severus is a soldier in WWII during Christmas... JUST READ IT! warning... its sad I've heard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Knight in Dark Armor reviews
L is depressed after Watari dies. Whose gonna bring him back from his darkness? Slight AU, RaitoxL... M PEEPS FOR A REASON! THIS IS SLASH!, one-shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Handsome and the Beast reviews
My Naruto twist of Beauty and the Beast staring our 2 favorite smexy ninjas! but not in the way you'd immagine!... THIS IS SLASH! Dont like, don't read! now complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Night in the Fire reviews
Will and Warren's first time... THIS IS SLASH! Don't like Don't read. Flames will be used to heat my home lol
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU reviews
yes, this is a song fic... Naruto's had enough Possible sequal
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete