A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

A drabble a day keeps the Death Eaters at bay! Written for the '365 Days of Drabble Challenge - A collection of unrelated glances into the Harry Potter world; various characters, themes and pairings. Written whenever I find the time to do so.

A series of unrelated stories about love, shame, mistakes, and innocence. Currently: Severus/Hermione, bonding over potions.

"I know you're there," spoke Thranduil. "Don't be afraid." [three-shot, thorinduil]

Voldemort has been defeated, and Harry has returned to Hogwarts to finish his education. He approaches Severus Snape, who has survived Nagini's bite, for information regarding his mother. Snape proposes a trade. Contains a relationship between two male characters.

"Everyone has a weakness," Erik had once said to Charles, "And exploiting that weakness is fair game." Charles had had issues with this statement, of course. He had said, "Exploiting people is never fair game, Erik." ...In which Charles has to do the unthinkable.

'Change is that quick, and that destructive. A second is nothing. One week is nothing. Erik thinks about his one week a lot. Too much.' Erik spends one week at the mansion learning how to care - he finds his power, finds friends, finds a home and perhaps even finds love...and then he abandons it all. This is his one week.

Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

Six months after Cuba, Charles and Erik find themselves thrown fifty years into the future, where they meet their older selves, the Avengers, and a world that's very different from their own. Faced with the pieces of their broken relationship, an unparalleled adversary, and dealing with Tony Stark on a daily basis, Charles and Erik try to find a way back home - and to each other.

After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.

Think of a memory. A happy memory. ::Tom is not like the other children:: One-shot.

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

HPDM slash, oneshot, HPGW. Ginny understood things about Draco Malfoy's pursuit of Harry that Harry never would.

So what you saw in his face today doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t fit the picture, and as always, anomalies get under your skin. Character study of House and Chase during HalfWit, Season Three.

Draco finds out something about Harry James Potter that changes everything.