Welcome to my profile! Please enjoy c:

my name - Savvy sleuth of a thousand hamburgers

my age? - 1,499 going on 1,500.

my gender - I prefer to think of myself as retro-gender

my species - Robot unicorn wizard commander

my email - monotonefox@yahoo.com

my phone - You can reach me at Pizza Shuttle!

my likes - Good stories, plot twists that nobody could have dreamed happening (woo), originality, crazy shit, detail, and destroyed timelines apparently... Not sure if this is a good thing.

my dislikes - Lack of originality, blatantly bad writing, begging for reviews.

little bout' me - I enjoy fanfiction, a lot. I mean I joined the site (am on it probably most of my time outside of work/baby etc..) and I not only read but I write my own stories. Pretty sure I prefer being on here to actually reading a book, you just can't find the same plot in a published book that you can in a fictional story like these.

I like to read (duh), draw, paint, sing, run, do crazy shit my body can't even, and come up with probably some of the more bizarre story-lines that have people looking at me weird. Why would she even do that? Because I'm a cool kid. I enjoy the impossible and trying to understand it in a sense that maybe you guys can also. My stories tend to lean toward a more realistic approach, angst, drama, tragedy (lots of this), and just seeing what I can do to butcher these poor characters. I enjoy Oc and utilize them frequently.

I write for myself, you'll find that out very fast. You'll also discover that I don't necessarily write within the "acceptable norm." for some people and that's just tough cookies for you. I write a lot from dreams that I have and throw out ideas, worlds, and possibilities that may make you uncomfortable; "why would she write that?", "This is boring!" The most I can do is implore you to reconsider and actually stick around. I feel like some of these ideas can be very attractive, it just takes you actually bothering to read. "Why should I care?" Lol, because I said so. C:

I don't even want to talk about how hard this is right now, I have all these ideas that I spread out in word, and then I post them up here, read through them and sob because they're fucking awful. I don't even know what's happening here, it's just not working. Not working you guys. My brain is taking a vacation or something.. I'll be putting things and ideas up in my profile, if anyone wants to drop me a pm and maybe help me out feel free c: You rock *zooms out

COMING

MY WRITERS BLOCK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

Pink shoes and White dreams - I'm probably going to end up deleting this. Again. Ugh, just ignore me.

Unnamed for now - This will follow a very destructive timeline with the idea that Sherlock fails in taking down Moriarty's web and does in fact- die- in the process. There's no coming back, no anthem of the angels, Sherlock Holmes is dead and James Moriarty strikes where it hurts. People are changed, there is a lot of ooc interaction because the story is set in a futuristic time where they have had the opportunity to evolve. It's not nice, it's not pretty and it will have a lot of trigger action that you might just want to skip... in fact if you're sensitive you might just want to skip it altogether. But not all is lost for there is a plot with every intention of putting the infamous master-mind to rest at last. It's going to be a thrill-ride, but not for awhile yet. I'm so lonely...

Colors of the wind- My second LotR fanfiction I've published, the first is published elsewhere until I'm comfortable putting it up here. This originally started out with Thranduil being the star and evolved, I threw Legolas in and everything exploded and here it is. No this is not a Legomance, Legolas don't get the girl and there is no smut of any kind involving him. So get out you rabid creatures! Back I say! Back! On another note it has Haldir in it, everyone likes Haldir. I like Haldir. It'll be a fun story and I'm looking forward to writing it, I hope you guys enjoy it to ;3