I think I just puked after seeing what I had written here in 2008. I'm pulling a Zoro and completely erasing that part of my life from my memory. Now, what was I writing? Ah, yes. A profile.

Well, I guess due to life and other things, I somehow disappeared off the face of this site. I am only now returning four years later because I was reminded by my college roommate why I love fanfics. And if math will ever stop mindf*cking me and I get some spare time, maybe I can write again. I'd like that.

Sadly, to those fans I got back in 2008 with my Twilight story, I have to give you bad news: I am no longer a fan of Twilight. Actually, I despise it to its very plotline. Especially with the recent publication of the...uhm..."novel" "50 Shades of Steal-the-exact-Twilight-plot-and-even-pretty-much-quote-some-lines." I have different [better] interests now; mainly, anime and manga. My favorites are One Piece, Bleach, Beelzebub, Fairy Tail, Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood for the anime; I have nothing against the other, but I like that FMA:B follows the plot of the manga.), Black Butler, Hetalia, OHSHC, Kitekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Ao no Exorcist. I still sort of like Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, but I really just want it to end. And as my favorites list is about to discover, I have recently been reading a lot of fics in some of these fandoms. A LOT. What can I say? I would ACE a class on procrastination.

I am not going to deny being a yaoi fan; I am open to any story, really. However, I do like certain ships, be it yaoi, yuri, or otherwise:

One Piece: ZoLu/LuZo, occasionally ZoSan/SanZo. For yuri, I've read passive mentions of NamiXRobin, and might read one sometime. Read one that may have been Dcest if I squinted right.

Fairy Tail: Hardcore NaLu shipper, but I can be swayed to most others except for StiCy. That one really irks me.

FMA: RoyEd, EdWin. Still on the fence about Elricest, though.

Bleach: GrimmIchi, IchiRuki.

I will eventually span out to other fandoms of shows that I like, such as Doctor Who, Supernatural, Avengers, etc. I suppose I can also mention some fic ideas that I have in store, just in case anyone cares. Which is most likely a no, but I feel like it. Maybe someone can help me get my ass in gear.

[Title not yet Chosen] A GrimmIchi fic. I watched this movie called "A Boy and His Dog" (I recommend watching it if you want to end up with a WTF? face for a while afterwords.) and thought that a story modeled in that post-Cold-War, we-actually-bombed-each-other-and-destroyed-the-world-as-we-knew-it universe could be interesting. Actually, to know what I mean, go watch the movie. It's on Netflix for instant streaming last I checked.

[Apparently I am lazy; no title yet here either] As much as I hate when these turn into your typical Mary Sue stories, I am really interested in writing a One Piece story where somehow (maybe I'll just pull an "mpreg explanation" and completely ignore explaining how they got there) your typical American individual ends up stranded in the OP world. Where, as I figure would happen, they can't speak Japanese. I mean, c'mon. People gloss over this fact all the time. It's not like we go there in the TARDIS. Knowing my luck, it'd happen, and I'm curious to imagine what would go down. Or explode.

And in case I never mention it, cause it's such a dumb and obvious fact that I feel insulted just writing it: I do not own anything in any of my fics but the plot I decide to shove the poor characters into. In the case of OKaC,oAaM, I don't own half of the mythical stuff there either. That's all Middle/Old English writers, there. Actually, let's just go with the only thing I own is my ability to take what I know and tell it in an interesting way. There. Pulled a Chretien de Troyes.