![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Name: Cami I have a HUGE family: 4 sisters, 2 half sisters, 4 stepbrothers, a brother-in-law, and a stepsister-in-law! We are a big happy family. I lived in snowflake for 11 years. If you don't know where that is... LOOK IT UP! But good luck finding me there. I moved far away and I am not telling you where! I have twin neices that were born in March. They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute. I have A LOT of best friends, they are awesome!! My best friends are my life. I love to play softball! My favorite thing to do is get a good book and read. I love to spend time with my cousins and grandma and grandpa. I live in Arizona and always have. I have never lived out of state. ummm... that is pretty much it!! I have decided to cut my profile short. If you haven't seen how long it was, you aren't missing anything important! I decided to keep it short, sweet, and to the point! :) My favorite Quotes Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? |
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