A TOS parody. Kratos will always be better than you, Colette is a dumb blonde, Lloyd has the attention span of a gram cracker, Raine will carbon date anything and everything and poor Genis is the last of the sane.

Lucy has returned to Kohta, but still has yet to find happiness. Also, what happens when Kakuzawa sends after her one final diclonius? The only male diclonius on record. Be honest, but be kind while submitting reviews. FINISHED!

The diclonius have all but destroyed their human predecessors, but at what cost. This is going to be a long one. It is now complete. Rated for violence, blood, and some language.

Ever wondered how Noishe got to Dirk's House without going through Iselia Forest, why Mithos didn't use a Life Bottle on Martel, and how many plot holes are in Tales of Symphonia? What follows is a revised version of the game in a world that makes sense..