"Lovino Vargas knew a lot about duty." His Grandfather's swollen empire puts all of his family in danger, the other gangs are massing, the police are on their tails and Lovino is given a bodyguard in one Antonio Carriedo. 1920s Mafia AU fic. Human Names. All characters play vital roles. Some pairings later on. M for lang/violence throughout.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

AU. Emperor Alfred only ever wanted his first concubine, his beloved Rose, to be happy. History, his court and the power struggle among his consorts made this wish almost impossible to realise. Main: USUK. Minor: USxHarem, FRUK.

Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.

Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?

Even though friends will leave, life still goes on. One runs off to traipse about abroad, the other stays at home and tries to keep Hetalia High's new theatre production together. For Gillian and Maddie, growing up will be an awfully big adventure. Teenage partial genderbend AU, rated for mouth/innuendo. POSSIBLE rating change later; idk. Spin-off Sequel ish to World Wide Story

Sixteen-year-old Alfred F. Jones was a normal teenage boy who had finally managed to set his life straight after the accident exactly one year ago. But after waking up in a strange school where every student is a supernatural monster, it seems that life has other plans. Why is he here and what part does he play in the newest prophecy the schools principal had?

Saruhiko is not the only one who's way too much in love. Yata can prove it. (Post-series!MiSaru)

Misaki's spring cleaning day took a strange turn of events upon finding a collection of porn in her and Fushimi's shared apartment. How does Fushimi, himself, respond? SaruFem!Mi. Smut in second chapter.

A oneshots compilation of my fics that take place on happier times. In which everything is rainbow and unicorns and nothing hurts because Saruhiko's still with HOMRA and Totsuka and Mikoto are ALIVE and WELL and KICKING. Mostly HOMRA-centric, and Saruhiko/Misaki.

Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.

AU; Misaki/Fem!Saruhiko (yep) ; "It was days like these that made them the way they are, and they were happy with it." Misaki's and Saruhiko's high school life together, enduring each other's feelings, but realizing how futile it was to do so in the end. Fluffy ending.

If they used us and abused us, how could you tell us that we were wrong?

Tino certainly didn't want to be called beautiful. SuFin

Saruhiko wants to cry, because loving two people hurts. Saruhiko/Misaki, Reishi/Saruhiko, Reishi/Seri. Highschool!AU.

A look at Emil and Xiang's relationship at Hogwarts over the years, and how being in the rival houses of Slytherin and Gryffindor affects that. HongIce in a Hogwarts setting.

A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.

In the early 20th century, progress lingered on the lips of every metropolitan dreamer alike. Yet for Emil Stielsson, a recent export from Iceland, the only thing lingering on his mind is the how to find exact location of his half-brother Lukas...

Want a serious read? An unfinished portrait painting of a Chinese man brought the memory of old veteran Ivan Braginsky back to the battlefield of 1941 where he and Wang Yao fought together against Nazi invasion. WW2, Battle of Moscow, Angst & Romance

Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters

Mix-ups, mayhem, and a gay wedding! No, wait, that's the tagline for a different play. But it could very well apply to this one. First in the Bardtalia series: A Midsummer Night's Dream.

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

Five years ago, Norway left without saying goodbye. There was only a note that said he wouldn't return unless Denmark learned something important. Determined to bring his best friend back, Denmark sets off across Europe to do just that. DenmarkxNorway

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.

In which we see how the slightly less-than-sane citizens of Pleasantville show their love on Valentine's Day. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.

!DISCONTINUED! AU. The spoiled Jia-Long/Hong Kong always gets what he wants; including people. When he finds the unwilling prince Egill/Iceland he decides that he's next on his long list of wants. Forced crossdressing, violence, humiliation. A love story.

A series of one-shots for Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY. Follow-up to THE HETALIAN MONSTER. EXTRA: Romania performs "Stuck on F'in' You"

Eh heh… long story short: watching Hetalia/Disney AMVs, saw some done to Mulan songs, roles fit perfectly, 2:00 am inspiration attack, write Hetalia fanfiction inspired by Mulan plotline. PruHun!

Historic events in the world of Hetalia, and Nations go through their past, present and much more. May include OC. Updated: A Chinese New year special...sort of ...

Exactly What It Says On The Tin: Short stories featuring the BFT! The same AU as my other fic, World Wide Story. Meaning fem!Prussia, Italies, etc...will update whenever the mood strikes. Rated only for the occasional bad language.

Emil has been moved to England from Iceland to live with his brother and attend school. He has no intentions of making friends, but when a new student from Hong Kong arrives, he has to worry more about not falling in love. And his licorice supply.

Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

Prince Gilbert has only a few days to fall in love otherwise he will be forced to marry a girl he doesn't know let alone loves. Madeline is a servant girl who pretended to be a noble once to save a man's life and she catches his eye. Based on Ever After

Even though Alfred has been crushing on Natalia for years, he doesn't know whether he'll be able to last through all of the nine innings that make up America's pastime. He probably should've taken her to a soccer game. Much shorter. AmericaxBelarus

Ever-feisty Taiwan has always been tossed back and forth between two powerful men, Japan and China. What is she to them? A little sister? A future bride in training? Are they in it for her or for themselves? From Japanese Occupation and onwards to 2010.

It's the 13th of February 2010, the place is Athens, Greece, and the nations are peacefully having their Pre-Valentine-Conference. Or they should be: because this time, only one certain Grecian god can know what will happen next. If even he.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

Observe for thirty days as I take an international news story, create a oneshot about it, ?, and profit! Okay, not that last part. Probably not romantic and T to be safe.

if you're one of us, then roll with us.

It all started with the nations having a movie night...

"Gil, if you do not do your dare, then you, me, streaking and 27 bottles of wine." there was a secret, and everyone was interested... and, well, when you have over 30 teens, plus cell phones and internet... Hetalia Gakuen AU

Because kid, you're a star.

One last summer before Arthur scoots off to university, and a new chapter of his life. But there are still some issues that need to be resolved. Spin-off of World Wide Story.

Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack

A series of oneshots for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster." NEW DELUXE EDITION. Now includes the original album THE FAME. LEAKED: JUDAS ANNOUNCEMENT

They thought the kingdom would be tranquil forever. They were wrong. Listen to the tale of the citizens of Fantasia: of sword and sorcery, of love and lust, of loyalty and betrayal, and of dreams and freedom. 12: Elizaveta

The White Swan was corrupted eventually, too.

She has a beautiful garden, but there are only four flowers in it that can make her cry. -Vietnam

Arranged to marry Russia, Japan must flee deep into the woods to avoid certain death at the hands of his psychotic, soon-to-be sister. There he meets the 7—er, 8 chibis, who only complicate matters. Can he sort out their lives while trying to fix his own?

A collection of different short oneshots, each concerning our favorite personifications of the world./Not a crack pairing: In which Gilbert is jealous of Marie Curie, and Ludwig is exasperated.

Shock and scandal ensue when the class rankings have been updated and Japan and Taiwan realize that they have been demoted. Accusations of cheating and bribery fly around. What is left when one only lives to be the top student? One shot.

She was walking on clouds and nothing short of lightning could stop her. Seychelles x UK.

Confound you, Alfred Jones. /High School AU

Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.

It's in English class that Alfred decides he's in love with Natalia, the girl who never speaks. He then proceeds to try and woo her. Human AU/names.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

There was no such thing as wanting to become one with Mother Russia. After Russia declared his romantic interest, though, China was secretly finding him tolerable. Somewhat. And then somewhat more. RoChu.

The fate of a nation can rest on the outcome of a single battle. In the age of Napoleon, the fate of Europe itself hangs in the balance. Amid shifting alliances and desperate times, only one thing is certain: it's going to be a long war.

Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .

How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.

Japan through the wars and the start of reconciliation, from Taiwan's POV. "He treated her so well when she complied. He was always such a gentleman." Japan/Taiwan with mentions of Japan/Korea. Non-graphic dub-con and non-con situations. Yandere!Japan.

Because she is not the one who raised him, and he will never be her brother. But sometimes we are just looking for our own replacements. America/Belarus, onesided America/England, onesided Belarus/Russia

Years after the fall of the USSR, Belarus goes back to her beloved brother. The problem is, she is acting a little stranger than usual.

A long, long time ago, a little caravel carrying a green-eyed Nation wandered into India's waters. She had no idea how much of a pain he was going to become. Timeframe: 1750s to 2000.

England remembers the traitor Guy Fawkes from 400 years ago.

When the eldest Hatter daughter and 'mysterious dashing stranger' meet, only his promise of a week at her hat shop can keep them together. [Complete]