hello this is my bio xxx

here are sum random quotes/sayings that i like _

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, KDLizzy,Beaochcloe,

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, KDLizzy,Beaochcloe,

If You Hate Sakura Paste this into your profile and add your name to this list Sasunaru4ever,Witthygurl7,SabakuNoNatsumi,PrincessColly,xxlilxxxprincessxx101,Beaochcloe

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the leg, and pray to god you don't multiply" LOL!

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (well at least to a certain degree)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I like The Mighty Boosh so i must be wierd

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or BIshies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

Controversial Issues:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans (Swedes) always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, ployester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. people may even wish to marry their petsbecause a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straights marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, black still can't marry whites and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destoryed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile, couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world need more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are impose on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America (Sweden).

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbi singel parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans...

A black man was talking to a white man and said: I'm black. When i'm born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'l still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to calll me colored.

FAVORITE SAYINGS:

- I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it

- Do not disturb the dust. It protects the furniture.

- I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked hard for it. I deserve it, and no one's going to deprive me of it!

- I have multiple personalities and none of them like you

- Let's hope intelligen tlife exists in space. I'm so lonely here.

- Instant human: Just add coffee.

- Your not bothering me. Its way beyond that.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

Repost this to help stop racism

"National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)"

Repost this is you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Black and White:

Go evil girl-power!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (There may be doublets in here, if you find any please notify me)

tnx 4 reading my profile plz come again xxx

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~I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't.' They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing."