Phoenix Fire and Wind
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Joined 09-07-08, id: 1688016, Profile Updated: 09-08-08

Sex: Male

Status: Asexual

Age: 20

Location: Where the shadows dare not dwell...

Favorite Quotes

-Hard work never hurt anyone, but I won't take the chance.

-There is more stupidity in the universeand it has a longer shelf life.

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

-If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out.

-Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

-I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

-Have you noticed that if rearrnged the letters in 'mother in law', it comes out to be 'women Hitler'.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was freakin' awesome!"

-I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.

-What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

-If a man is alone in the desert with no women to hear him, is he still wrong?

-The way I see it, if your power is greater than mine, than there is no point in running away. But if my power is greater than yours than I'll just defeat you and be on my way.

-I reject your reality and subtitute my own.

-Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-At the borderlines of pain and suffering are where the men are seperated from the boys.

-Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

-I never see what has been done; I see only what remains to be done.

-Whether it contains success or failure, don't live in the past. We only truly live in the present.

-I find ectasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.

-If life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as people try and figure out how you did it.

-Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it.

-As long as my will is stronger than yours, I will best you at every corner. If my will is strong enough to completely dominate yours, I can make you believe I can make you believe I can do anything. However, if my will faulters for even a second, I lose that edge. I will, therefore I am.

-If you can admit that you yourself are not strong enough to do something alone when it really counts, you have earnt my respect.

-I will never understand why people find a desperate need to label me and treat me as if I fit with that label. 'Retard' didn't stick, 'freak' didn't stick, 'mentally deranged' didn't fit. The only one that might even come close to fitting is 'unexplainable' or 'unpredicatable'. Then again, you don't want to use that do you? If you can't explain something, it is dangerous and must therefore be destroyed. Kind of like how the first person said the world was round. Or maybe it was the person who said that the earth was not the centre of the universe, or was it the person who said stars aren't pin pricks in the celing that let the light of heaven in...

-If it rusts, it can't be rusted. If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him. Yes, pride is like a blade.

-I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk m life for strangers. Neither am I scum enough to sit by while people are getting hurt before my eyes.

-I had no intention of decieving anyone. It's just that none of you understood my true self.

-With great power comes great responsibility.

-No one dies a virgin, life fucks everyone up.

-Teachers open doors, but you must enter by YOURSELF!

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Finite Life by Dalxein reviews
Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dark Gaurdian by Katon Plus Doton Equals Rinton reviews
Naruto's mind was shattered at a young age. Now he must either unite all the pieces or be swallow by his own darkness forever. NarutoxOC Maybe NarutoxSakura Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Shinobi Who Embodies Evil by Katon Plus Doton Equals Rinton reviews
A warrior return to Konoha with of his power now at his command and a demon lord wispering in his ear. Will he destroy Konoha or will manipulations turn him from his original path. NarXIno in beginning and the NaXOriginal Character. Very Dark Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Uzumaki Nayomi: The seal Mistress by windlessuser reviews
Nayomi sets out to become a seal mistress while struggling with identity problems, a love triangle, and the difficult path to Hokage with the help of a precious few. Female naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.