![]() Author has written 2 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Camp Rock. Hey guys I'm Brasilgal( I'm not telling you my name... stalker) Opening Credits: I Wanna Be Like You -- Jonas Brothers Birth: Trainwreck--Demi Lavato First day at school: Love bug --Jonas Brothers Falling in Love: Bubbly--Colbie Caillet Fight Song: Just so you know-- Jessi McCartney Breaking Up: Yesterday--The Beatles Prom: Leave Out All The Rest-- Linkin Park Life:Tattoo --Jordan Sparks Mental Breakdown: Break Another-- Blake Lewis Driving: Halo Beyonce Flashback: I Caught Myself-- Paramore Wedding: Because you Live-- Jessie McCartney Birth Of Child: Who Will I Be-- Demi Lavato INTERMISSION Final Battle: Glamorous-- Fergie Death Scene: Welcome to the Black Parade -- My Chemical Romance Funeral: Welcome To My Life-- Simple Plan(wearied...) End Credits: Little Bit Longer-- Jonas Brothers REMEMBER WHEN ... Getting -H I G H-meant swinging at the playground? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... -You talk to yourself a lot. -You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') -After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' -You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) -You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. -You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. -You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. -No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. -The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. -Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. -People think you have A.D.D. -You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. -You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. -You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason -Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. How many languages do you speak? 2! Portuguese and english What is your occupation? Don't have one! What color is your underwear? Why do you want to know?! PERV! What are you listening to right now? Gives You Hell -- All American Rejects What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti If you were a crayon, what color would you be? purple!! it's my favorite color!! How is the weather right now? It's Brazil do the math!!(if you can't well...it's sonny) Favorite drink? Sprite Favorite sport to watch? SOCCER duh I'm Brazilian!! Have you ever dyed your hair? no my mom won't let me!! Do you wear contacts or glasses? Unfortunately I wear glasses. Pets? a chuwahwah( is that how you spell it) What is your favorite T.V. show? Bones, house,Sunny with a chance, Jonas, everybody hates chris, Charmed, Gilmore Girls,etc. to many to name What was the last movie you watched? Twilight!! Favorite day of the year? My birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter,Last day of School!! What do you do to vent anger? Music What was your favorite toy as a child? it was a dog/phone/car!! Fall or Spring? Fall Hugs or kisses? I'll go with hugs they're safer! Cherry or Blueberry? niether What is on the floor of your closet? i have a wardrobe and it's pretty clean!! Favorite smell? my victoria secret heavenly kiss perfume!! What inspires you? useally music! What are you afraid of? spiders and snakes but thats only because my dad let me watch Anaconda when i was 6!! Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Plain please with no garlic or pickles!! Favorite car? Red Farrie Favorite dog breed? Golden Retriever Number of keys on your key ring? um...don't have one Favorite day of the week? FRIDAY! The weekend finally starts! How many states have you lived in? 2 Massachusetts, USA and Minas Gerais, Brasil How many cities have you lived in? 4 Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? Do GO Carts count?? A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Good friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. Good friends will help you with your drug problem. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you. I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity. -Unknown “Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't -Harvey MacKay We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. -Unknown “Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering.” Paulo Coelho Favorite JoBro Quotes: Camp Rock Shane: "One word: payback." Jason: "That's TWO words!" Shane: "I gotta finish what I came here to do." Jason: "Finish my birdhouse, right?" Jason: "Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule." Nate: "No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth." Jason: "Dude, then it could be like the silver rule." Nate: "Why is it the silver rule?" Jason: "Ok, fine! The copper rule!" Nate: "The copper rule?" Jason: "Give me a hint, at least!" Youtube: Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff." Joe: "Awkward." "My name is Mufasa, I'm king of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand." Kevin intruding on Joe's rap. Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us." Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -" Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!" Nick: "So please, please, vote for us, guys, we love you." Kevin: "And maybe if you vote for us we'll carry on...burnin' up the charts!!" Joe: "YEAH!" Nick: "Kevin, you're sooo not funny." Joe: "My secret is...I am an actually an alien from the planet XZ315." Nick: "You are such a freak." Joe: "Watch me do a flip!...Oh crap!" Joe: "Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin." Interviewer: "What is your favorite store to shop at?" Nick: "I don't shop." Kevin: "Salvation Army." Joe: "Limited Too. And Payless Shoes." Interviewer: "What is your favorite restaurant?" Joe: "Limited Too." Fan Question: "What is your favorite animal?" Joe: "Barney...if that's an animal." Joe: "Mereal and Cilk." Joe: "Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!" Joe: "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam." Joe: "I went to the year 3000!" Nick: "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it." Joe: "Hold on...to your bike...here's hold on." Joe: "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out." Nick: "Slow down sugar cause I'm a diabetic." Nick: "My dog tag says Nicholas Jonas diabetes because I have diabetes." Joe: "You have diabetes?!" Nick: "Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy?" Joe rapping to a kid's alphabet game: "Aw, you don't know what the letter is. This is the letter O-o." Joe making fun of Kevin's picture: "Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!" Nick before he goes to bed: "It's time for the most exciting part of the night...retainer time!" Joe making fun of obsessed fan girls (like me): "OMG! Nick you're so hot!" Joe making fun of IM: "Like, like, lol!" Joe: "I wonder if the Muffin Man has a grill? Oh yeah! Of course he has a grill!" Kevin: "He didn't say grill, she said 'grill'. As in, teeth grill." Joe: "Well, he has a grill. A muffin grill!" Nick: "It's not a grill!" Joe: "Rice moves? Oh, nice moves, Joe. What kind of rice is that? Rice moves, don't eat it." Joe (in a southern accent): "I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay." Joe: "I had Barney fuzzy slippers!" Kevin: "Why do you have a knife?" Joe: "I don't know." Nick: "That's creepy." Joe: "The device I can't live without is a toaster." Joe: "Hi, I'm Enrique Iglesias." Joe: "Hi, mommy, hi. Can you draw my curtain, please?" Joe: "Everyday at three o'clock I become a different character." He dresses up like a nerd. "I'm allergic to flowers. I'm allergic to ocean water and... dental floss. I'm allergic to air." He falls, pretending to die. Later on... "Hey, all the ladies are going out with me, Nick." Demi Lovato comes in. "Hey, lady! I got a new library card and I'm checkin you out!" Demi You must be an angel, cause you've fallen from heaven. (Walks away.) Joe: "I just found out that Poptarts taste better if you put them in the oven or microwave." Kevin: "You're supposed to put them in the toaster." Nick: "Yeah, that's why they call them POPtarts!" Kevin: "They don't have instructions on how to crack an egg! It doesn't say, 'CRACK THIS'." Nick: "Yeah, that's because you don't have to!" Nick: "Yeah, I know this is supposed to be a romantic moment, but I just hit my funny bone on my guitar and I'm just stalling until it goes back to normal." Nick: "What's up guys? I'm just chillin' here. A lot of you guys think I don't like to talk, that's kinda true, but it's just because I don't have anything to say. I'm just kidding." He looks for his brothers. "Okay, guys, you can come back now." No answer. "I think that they actually went away." Nick: "I love Poptarts. I always have it with milk. If there's no milk, I'll freak out on everybody, like 'where's the milk?!'" Kevin: "Hi, I'm Kevin and the thing you don't know about me is..." He picks up an Xbox remote. "This remote is the only thing that controls my body." Kevin: "Hi Popstar! My biggest secret is that I have to make my bed before I go to sleep. It doesn't have to be made after I wake up, but I have to make it before I go to bed." Nick: "Hi Popstar!. My secret is, I don't do that." Kevin: "Yes! I want to get my motorcycle license immediately!" Joe: "I don't need no license. I ride a motorcycle any day of my life." Kevin: "Yeah, we'll see that!" Ellen: "I wanna know, how many songs are inspired by me?" Nick: "The question is, what song isn't inspired by you." On the Ellen DeGeneres show. I want a guy who I can run to with |
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