1. Itachi
2. Hinata

3. Gaara

4. Sasuke

5. Pein

6. Sasori
7. Tenten

8. Kankuro

9. Temari
10. Sakura

11. Kisame

12. Hidan

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, i think i would be scared if there was one though

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not really, i guess i give him a 2 on a scale of 5

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

...uh...armegadon?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

yes

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

they would look cute together

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

i guess pein/sakura would be pretty good

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

she mightve been scared

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

He only loves himself...but...can she change tht?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

i dont think so

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

My Immortal Heart

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

there might be

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

i draw him

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

no...but i might try tht now tht i think bout it

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I'LL DO THIS FOR SASUKE!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Got No Strings(Pinnochio)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: character suicide(out of jelousy)

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"Come with me baby, i might let u see Naruto naked."

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Itachi and Kankuro are in a happy relationship until Pein runs off with Temari. After Kankuro dumps Itachi for Hinata, Sasori gets upset and retaliates by dating Hidan. Alone and broken-hearted, Itachi travels in search of a friend. Finally, Itachi meets Sasuke and Tenten. The three loners meet Sakura, who tells each of them to look for love. Sasuke finds Gaara, Tenten gets Kisame, but now Itachi is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sasori and Hidan!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Lines are Crossed

20) What would the genre(s) be?

hurt/ romance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with Seven!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Quiz time!

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do?

Run after that hobo and steal it the motherfucking back!...After I kicked him in the head ofcourse. No one steal meh wallet!!! GRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you met Sasuke what would you do?

Make fun of his hair then sell him to the highest bidder.

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?

Pein.

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?

Amegakure.

Are you a fangirl?

If I said no I would be lying...

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?

KARIN!!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your absolute favorite couple?

Sakura/Multi

Ino or Temari?

Temari. She's so fucking badass.

Chouji or Lee?

Chouji. I need a friend who will eat just as much as I do.

Do you like yaoi?

Yup! I think it's cute :3

What makes you happy?

Tomatoes. Tomatoes make me really happy.

What's the nicest thing you've said all week?

"Try not to die while I'm cliff jumping!!!!! And if you do I get to keep your cell phone..."

Who did you say that to?

My best friend Jake!!!!!!

Are you a kind person?

Depends on your defintion of 'kind'

Quick! What's the first word that comes to mind?

Ero.