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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I've been such a bad author lately. And sadly I still won't be able to update often due to school and soccer. I do still read fanfics when I can. I love the whole Bella/Edward BFFs before lovers cliche. It's the best one so if you read any good ones please let me know!

.:About Me:.

Name: Mekayla

Age: 14

Location: My room

The Name: Its one of Luna Lovegood's creatures. I'm not exactly sure what blibbering means, I don't think it's an actual word, but humdinger means a person, thing, action, or statement of remarkable excellence or effect.

Birthday: August 11

Favorite Quote: "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~Emmett Cullen "I keep dreaming the same nightmare and when I pinch my arm to wake up, I realize there is no escaping reality"

Favorite Book: Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Midnighters Trilogy, Uglies Series. Fave book out of those series is New Moon (call me crazy), Order of the Pheonix, Blue Noon, Pretties

So considering I am only 14, please take it into account that I will write like a 14 year old. My writing can be suckish.

Also if you are a guy and you read my stories, please let me know. I only know one guy who actually enjoys Twilight and is waiting for BD. I think the guys who do read Twilight are really cool. They get the advantage in knowing what a girl wants their guy to be like. :)

.:About My Stories:.

If Charlie Knew: Charlie finds out about the mythical world that Bella lives in. How will he react? Takes place during Eclipse.

Old Friend, New Love: Bella and goes on a date with a bronze haired god. What happens when they realize who each other really is? All Human.

Who Are They? A new student observes the close relationship of a bronzed haired boy and a brunette haired girl.

Random Quotes (only cuz i love reading them on other people's profiles)

"If you live to be one hundred, i hope i live to be one hundred minus one day, so i never hav to live without you" ~Winnie the Pooh

"Every man is afraid of something. That's when you konw he's in love with you; when he's afraid of losing you"

love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning

i want a guy who i can run to with tears streaming down my face and the first thing he says is "whose ass am i kicking babe?"

some people are like Slinkies; not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Stranger stap you in the front, friends stab you in the back, lovers stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke you with a straw

the voices in my head may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas

"I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun"~Shay, Uglies trilogy

"Freedom has a way of destroying things" ~Tally, Uglies trilogy

"When you can live forever, what do you live for" ~twilight tagline

I keep dreaming the same nightmare and when i pinch myself to wake up, i realize there is no escaping reality

The 50/50/90 rule: anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90 probablility you'll get it wrong

the hardest part about being liked to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

love may not make the world go round but it makes the ride worth while

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a captial punishment for stupidity, but why done we just take the saftly labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself" (absolutly love this quote... dunno who its by tho)

the reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they hav a common enemy

duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

if you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button

it is better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you are not

teddies dont hug back, but sometimes they are all you've got

you know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams (~dr. suess i think)

you're a good friend and i love you and all, but if we ever get chased by zombies, i'm totally tripping you

music is love in search for word

when i'm older and my daughter asks me who my first love was, i dont want to have to pull out the old photo album. i want to be able to point across the room and say "he's sitting right there"

don't worry about the people in our past; there's a reason they didn't make your future

mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either

when a boy lets you lay on his chest, he is wishing for you to be his forever

life only comes around once, make sure you spend it with the right person

good causes seem to be quite expensive especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are

just becaue she coes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying and even thought se acts like nothing is wrong, just maybe shes really good at lying

one day you're gonna wake up and realize how much you love her and when that day comes, she will be waking up next to the guy who already knew

having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it

a clean room is a sign of a wasted life

me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces, asentencewithoutspaces

i may not be the most important person in your life but i hope that one day when you hear my name you smile and say "that's my friend"

so tell me, what hurts more? thinking you should hate him, or knowing you dont

it's different whe you're lonely, its like the whole world is in love

of course it's in the last place you looked, why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weirdnames, all are different colors, but hey still learn to live in the same box

light travels faster than sound that is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

sometimes people just build walls up not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break them down

i think the worst feeling is being forgotten by someone you will never forget

we live our life wishing, dreaming, hoping. what happened to living it?

late at night when all the world is sleeping, i stay up and think of you and wish on a star that somewhere you are thinking of me too

i wish you wee here, but you're not here, you're there, and there doesnt know how lucky it is

the real trouble with reality is that there's no background music

everyone says love hurts, but that's not true. loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts. everyone confuses these feelings with love, but in reality, lvoe is the only thing in the world that covers up all the pain and makes up feel wonderful again

when i die, i want to go peoacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep... not sceaming like the passengers in his car (i just thought this was hilarious)

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Fighting what is Fate by Can't fight the Addiction reviews
Jacob always believed he would love Bella and only Bella. But how long can he ignore the person he is truly meant to be with? Imprint story Jacob&OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 64 - Words: 92,292 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Wake Up My Love by ocealyn reviews
Edward Cullen has loved his best friend, Isabella Swan for as long as he can remember. On the day he had planned to confess his feelings, she ran into a terrible car accident and ended up in a Coma. How will Edward react? Will Fate bring her back to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,303 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Here Without You by Lena xo reviews
We all know what happens to the wolf if the imprint dies. But what if it's the other way around? A vampire wanders too close to the rez, Collin is killed and his imprint is left behind to try and survive without him... but Collin's story is far from over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,244 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Collin
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
Forks by Melanie Sparks reviews
Welcome to Forks, WA, 100 years after Breaking Dawn.Ava Jameson moves unwillingly with her family to a beautiful house that her mother restores, and is intrigued by the Cullens, the past owners of the house.What happends when she runs into them, oblivious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
You Belong With Me by Lena xo reviews
Seth Clearwater's got to find some way to tell his best friend that not only is he a werewolf, but he's imprinted on her. Meanwhile she's fallen for someone else, and Seth is expected to stand by and watch... Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,533 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Seth - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by indytiff reviews
Bella is just one of the guys. Her best friend is Edward and that is all he is. High school brings about some changes to the group and then life starts happening, in a big way. Things change causing their lives to go in unexpected directions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,859 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sound of Heaven by SunnyZim reviews
Claire has known Quil all her life and views him as nothing more than her best friend. Or does she? Received an Honourable Mention in the Fictionator's Blog for the When Love Was New Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Tears of Joy by FacelessxAuthor reviews
An extended ending to Shiver. SamxGrace Sarace? Gram? ...First Shiver fanfiction ever! :O please R&R. One-Shot.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sam, Grace - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by peace.love.and.edward reviews
AH. Edward Bella and Alice are inseperable best friends but this is the story of how E&B become so much more. Chapters based on songs from song writer taylor swifts new album, fearless. even if you dont like taylor swift, the story might surprise you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Are You Ready? by Ember Sage reviews
An all-human story about the love between one couple, even through times of most agonizing heartache. A story of the everlasting love between Alice and Jasper. A one-shot, bitter-sweet, canon AxJ. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Catching On by MerylJane reviews
17-year-old Claire has a question. "Imprinting's just some silly wolfish thing, right?" Quil has some explaining to do, and he had better do it clearly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Broken Perfection by Nicxxx reviews
“Best friends forever”is what Edward and Bella promised.But can a pact they made when they were seven really last forever?Through the loss of loved ones, separation and a dark secret can they come back together and realise perfection lies in each other
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Christmas Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
A fluffy treat for my readers. Bella and Edward spend Christmas together and Edward gives Bella the most wonderful gift a girl can ask for. All human, one-shot, lots of fluff and love and Christmas cheer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Christmas Wish by Prime102805 reviews
For the past 13 years, Bella's been best friends with Alice - and in love with Alice's brother Edward. And this year he's playing the role of Santa at the mall. Will Bella finally confess her biggest wish to him? Oneshot. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Prevails by sarahXjacob reviews
Bella's parents are divorced, she visits Charlie every summer for a month. At 6yrs old, Charlie introduces her to the neighbour, Edward. They become best friends and spend every summer together until highschool.A few twists later on. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,945 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blind by babysis reviews
A tale as old as time about best friends who can't see that they're made for each other. Will they realize it before it's too late? It's better than it sounds, I promise. At least, I hope...Usual couples, rated for some language and suggestions. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,399 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
My Heart Belongs to You by AlevEvansx reviews
Edward is in love with his best friend, but will she find out before its too late? What happens if she is? Read to find out! One-Shot R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Green Eyes by ashlice reviews
We all know that Edward's human eye color was green. What happens when they turn green and irreversible things are reversed? Completely Edward/Bella. Rated T because of mild adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Not a Dream by WideEyedMonkey reviews
Bella Swan wakes up after a terrible accident only to find that not everything-and everyone-is the same. Is it all a dream, or has Bella REALLY never met the Cullens? POST-ECLIPSE. Very Romantic. Will have a definite ending. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,204 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Harry Cullen? Or Emmett Potter? by blackwolfgirl87 reviews
Emmett gets bored...need I say more? Let's just say it involves a wand and some very gullible fourth graders.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
An Angel by runaway xo reviews
Final goodbyes can be the toughest kind. One-shot. Character death, not Bella or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by MyBella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Dinner For The Human by Green Crayons reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward make dinner for Bella…or at least attempt to. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Sin City Sinners by MyBella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Night He Forgot by GundamGurl17 reviews
Calling all angst lovers! Warning, MAJOR spoilers. Takes place after Blue Noon. If you think any of my other fics were sad, you have NO idea. Oneshot.
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
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The Imprintee reviews
Claire's best friend is Quil. She realizes she loves him and tells Nessie about it. Nessie seems to know something she doesn't. How can she find out what Nessie is keeping from her? She has to tell Quil her secret. Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Who Are They? reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends and have been for their whole lives. Their relationship is observed by a new girl at Forks High School. All Human. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Old Friend, New Love reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends before Edward moves. Six years later Bella and a faintly familiar bronze haired god go on a date. What do they do when they figure out who each other actually is? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
If Charlie Knew reviews
I just stared at him. What was I going to tell Charlie? I would have to tell him something. I couldn’t let him guess. His guesses could be far worse than the reality." Charlie finds out about the mythical world that Bella lives in. How will he react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete