Hello,
I'm an old, old, old man who, as I like to say, is 'Over the hill and fell off the other side', but I must admit these stories are so much fun and the first I've ever written in my life. I wish that twenty years ago I had started writing and by now I might have been able to buy breakfast at least with my earnings. Thank you for reading and I hope to keep you so blissfully entertained that you overlook any amazing grammatical errors that my past English teachers would be truly ashamed of. (And they should be, horrible motivators, the lot of them)