America loved guns. But that doesn't mean the feeling of a knife in his grip didn't make his hunger spike. A weapon is a weapon, after all.

Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

Mordecai puts his sobriety on the line to win back Brick's stolen (3rd) pup.

The meeting had been scheduled in a hurry, such a hurry that Vegeta barely had the time to get out of the pod before being ushered into a surgically white meeting room. As he sat himself at the far end of the table that occupied most of the available space, taking one of the few chairs still free, he took notice of the other attendees: Zarbon, Dodoria, Ginyu. This looked promising.

Anderson out on a mission, he expects it to be quick and easy until he finds out that the notorious No-Life king's apprentice is in the area, then it just gets...weird.

Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.

Another mission for sensei, and little Kakashi is again left alone. But, 'Don't go anywhere near that man, Kakashi' his sensei had ordered. God, how he wished he listened to his teacher more often... or at least that one time. Rated T for violence in some chapters. *Sequel to 'Hide and Seek'*

Sakura decides their former sensei needs more romance in his life. Little do the three genin know that Iruka doesn't need any of their help. A short little one-shot. Kakairu

They're the unlikeliest of friends and honestly, they wouldn't have it any other way. AU, based on the idea that nations go to purgatory while their bodies recover from dying, and they can meet each other there.

Lady Crocodile was having dinner with the two Donquixote Sisters. Things could get crazy.

Crocodile and Doflamingo meet in a club unexpectedly.

Lukas Bondevik, one of Norway's most talented young skiers, is moved to Denmark against his will. Stripped of his mysterious fame and his small group of friends, he should feel lost and lonely - if given the chance. Matthias Kohler bursts his way into Lukas' world, and is instantly disliked. Say no more. DenNor, HongIce; homophobia, profanity and a healthy dose of drama.

Gaster uses his powers for good. Not on purpose or anything!

He wasn't sick. He liked venomous animals. Big deal. Countless people were fascinated by danger, it wasn't fresh news. Fine, not many took pleasure in witnessing first-hand how poisonous those animals were, or how much time it took them to kill a human being or what expressions those unfortunate souls made while dying but, hey, to each their own.

Freeza took a step forward and Vegeta immediately took one backward. He didn't know how the virus operated or if it even was a virus. Nobody had bothered to research things properly because, by the time someone had realised that there was something wrong in the medical ward, people had already started to turn into monsters.

Tensions between Russia and America have been high ever since the end of the Cold War. It's always been a problem but neither country ever made a move to fix it. Ever since its invention, the camera had been America's obsession. He took pictures of everything and everyone whether they were aware of it or not. It's amazing the moments a camera can capture. It amazes Russia as well.

In a nebulous time after the disastrous Chuunin Exams but before Sasuke leaves the village, Naruto decides to introduce his new friend Gaara to his Konoha friends. What could go wrong? Written for July 2016 Troping Along challenge.

Junkrat and Roadhog always hole themselves up in the basement workshop when it storms and Hana is determined to change their view on rain. (rated for mild swearing I'm not even sure if this should be T or K )

When Hana is in need of backup during a fight with Talon agents there's only two people that can make it to her side to help. (no pairings, also unedited because I really need to give my hands a break)

(Oneshot) As far as the world knows, Commander John "Jack" Morrison died six years ago. Jack is determined to keep it this way. Yet, the mask of Soldier: 76 can only hide his true identity for so long, because for one of Jack's oldest comrades, heroes never die.

Tim couldn't help but notice that among this den of devils and thieves, this man, though the only enigma in the room, was the only one not wearing that damned fake smile. And it bothered Tim all the more.

Kakashi falls asleep under a tree and wakes up to discover his team-mates "horrifying" plans. Also Minato comes around to observe the aftermath. Pure fluff and cuteness with the everyone's-alive-AU.

Bruce knew Jason hated charity galas, but this one turned out to be the best one Bruce had ever attended when the woman running the event talked little Jason into giving a preformance to help raise donations. Pre Red Hood stuff. Jason!Robin Fluff that will make you cry. Set a while after Bruce took in Jason.

"I've been watching over Ban this entire time..." Elaine and Ban have a connection stronger than death. This is a story about that connection. Now posted: The Child Holy Knight

Jason gives Dick flowers for Valentine's day. Dick is naturally suspicious of them.

AU Brothers do everything for each other. When Ludwig sacrifices the greatest thing he has, his freedom, Gilbert swears to get him back. There is one obstacle: a Russian general, whose interest in Ludwig goes far beyond that of a captor. But Gilbert doesn't know that in Siberia, lies and deceit are everyday occurrences, and it's the ones that hurt you that love you the most. RusGer

This is just another Batman/Superman story It's just meant to be funny It is not slash, they're just friends As always I own nothing, DC does

AU. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Ludwig finally gets his chance to indulge in his curiosity about the Russians, much to Gilbert's chagrin, and buys a ticket on the Trans-Siberian railway. And everything was going great, too, until that huge drunk guy fell into his cabin. RusGer

AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany

Jason and Cass have a new mission. Infiltrate, and acquire the target. Do not get caught. One Shot

When the son of a famous billionaire returns from the dead, people will eventually start to notice. Sequel to "The Wayne Family Ghost."

The boys discuss Jason's age.

Bulma's new invention is very intriguing but potentially lethal. She asks Goku to test it. He doesn't come back alone.

It's cold. That's it, that's the whole summary okay read this nice fluffy fic about Saitama and Sonic keeping warm with Genos. Its Fluffy I promise.

A series of one-shots following on the events of The Promise of Sunflowers. More info inside.

Trunks has to bring his "favorite thing" to school for show and tell. When he decides to show off his baby sister, it shows a lot more than simple words can tell. (Fluffy family fic!)

When Little Luddy gets hurt playing with a sword, only his big brother can make it better.

"Yamato-taichou—" / "It's Tenzo," Tenzo says blandly while Kakashi snickers into a gloved hand at the irony of it all. (Gen. Post manga, pre-epilogue. Not entirely serious.)

In which Bruce realises that having a legally dead son, who regularly hangs around the family, might be slightly problematic.

It is the hottest day of the year and Damian is cold. Sibereanly cold. And he just can't shake the chill. But perhaps Todd knows a way to get warm. Brother bonding, no slash, kind of fluff.

Henrietta attempted to tune out the idiocy around her to carve the perfect jack-o-lantern. Pete found the usual Halloween routine to be quite comfortable.

Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)

Hidan cannot believe it when he discovers Kakuzu is in trouble. Not caught in the hands of the enemy, nope, but stuck in a damn hole. And why can't he just crawl out himself? Hidan isn't sure if Kakuzu's doing this on purpose to skip out on their important mission. He's really fine... right? One-shot fic for a tumblr prompt.

Paperwork was an awful thing. But thankfully, Mitsuki was there to help. Mitsuki and Orochimaru father/son fluffy oneshot.

Zer0 assumed it was completely accidental. Athena didn't mean to fall asleep in the same bed as him. However, it set in motion an array of events and emotions that would redesign the rest of his life. [Zer0/Athena] [Story completed]

"Fun with dialects." In which Lukas trolls, Mikkel and Berwald slowly go insane trying to understand Norwegian dialects, Timo is confused and staying out of it, and Eiríkur passes out from laughter.

Russia has been turned into a child again, but Ukraine and Belarus have been turned into children as well. England has made it his job to take care of them until they can be turned back to normal... Sequel to Frozen Sunflowers.

Forgetting how he ended up in this situation, a heartless criminal ends up in a mad new world. Hungry for bounty and treasure, a terror unlike anything seen before has been unleashed...

When the four bat brothers decide to have a Nerf gun battle they learn some things about partnership and the fact that two of them work better together than anyone would have ever thought.

Tim is walking through Gotham one day when he sees Jason. Which is totally suspicious in and of itself. So he follows him. But what he sees when Jason reaches his destination is so much worse than anything he could have imagined. A fluffy bit of fluff to get you through the weekend. One Shot.

Bulla is a very curious girl. And stubborn, like her parents. Thanks to a small slip from Vegeta's tongue, the witty girl finds a way to convince not only her mother, but Trunks and Goku, to find out a bit about the Prince's past. But Bulma, Bulla, Trunks and Goku may find more than what they bargained for when they travel through time and space into a very dark past.

Evan needs help with his German homework, and he knows just who to ask!

"Sensei?" Minato took a large sip of his coffee as he hummed in acknowledgement, "Where do babies come from?" Just as easily as he took the sip, the dark liquid shot out. He really should stop eating and drinking when Kakashi had questions.

"Stupid f***ing winter. Stupid f***ing snow. Stupid f***ing illness." When a certain young vigilante falls sick its up to the rest of the Batfamily to try and bring him back to health. But the last thing Jason wants, or needs, is to be around them. This is going to be quite a challenge for the hero family.

His mother and father left him... but that didn't mean he didn't miss them... He wanted them back! Before he knew it, his wish came true... even if his new Tou-san and Kaa-san aren't the same ones he had before...

Kakashi has a huge problem. His tooth is moving! Really, Minato-sensei only wanted to help...

During a normal world meeting there a slight change in the seating arrangement. Not something to freak out over right? Wrong. America is not happy about being displaced and Scotland makes it clear that he doesn't really care since it was his spot first, and he's not willing to give it up again to anyone. England was his brother first and foremost, not America's.

[Kid!kakashi. One-Shot] Because when favorite socks are lost, cute little shinobi get cute little tantrums. Sakumo loves his son but sometimes he can be a bit much. Jiraiya likes rice crackers and sock goblins are afoot. Also because the author loves cute little kid Kakashi. All ideas belong to their respective owners.

"I'm just doing what the fortune cookie said, Kakashi. Who am I to stand in the way of fate?"

No one knows when it started... but the two Jonin were always rivals as far as anyone can remember.

[HIATUS - UNDERGOING INTENSIVE REVISION] 1989. A field trip. A rift spike. Wrong place, wrong time. In the blink of an eye, Harry Potter was gone. 1981, Undertaker and his watcher, Harrison, are given a mission. Eradicate the one known as Voldemort. 1991, the two worlds meet for the first time.

When Medic falls ill with something so trivial even the medigun can't fix it, can Engineer and Heavy keep the team from ripping each other apart? May contain pillow forts, concussed Spies, and gold Jesus. ONE-SHOT!

After being exposed to an unknown chemical agent during a battle, Bruce is left unconscious, half-naked, and very young. Tony (with the help of his team) takes it upon himself to try to reverse the effects of the chemical, all while caring for the little boy who is one of his closest friends.

Alphonse Elric had never been one to write in books. He preferred taking notes on a separate sheet of paper. Or his notebook, depending on what the book was. Apparently the last owner of this textbook had had no such inhibitions though. He or she had written all over the book. Well that was what he got for buying an alkahestry textbook online for 40 dollars.

The soft spoken Matthew Williams is the second prince and perhaps the greatest young magician of the kingdom of Myrle. One day, he opens a book and is teleported deep within the castle's dungeons and comes face to face with the most dangerous being in Myrlian history, Ivan Braginsky. As Matthew interacts with the dangerous man, he can't help but wonder who the real monster is.

'Let's play a little game, Kakashi-kun. You hide... and I'll seek. Try your best and don't let me catch you. It'll be a training session worth remembering,'

Russia wants to become friends with America, but he gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for later chapters. RusAme with a bit of FrUK and a touch of PruCan on the side.

While fighting against Madara Uchiha, the five Kage are transported to Hogwarts. How will they get back? More importantly, how will Gaara get his revenge against the other Kage for forcing him to go to school? (FIFTH YEAR) No pairings.

When Dick returns to the manor, Tim must do everything he can to protect his older brother from the truth, which isn't easy with Jason still tied up in the basement and the new kid trying to take him out. Sequel to House of Lies.

A head canon ship fellow writer and close friend NekoKawaiiNeko and I Have. So here is the first chapter of this. And maybe the only one fir for this pairing. Scotland/ Alistair and Princess Merida. Und don't judge

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

As of right now it's only a partial chapter, I want to know if people like it before I continue it. The story is that my OC, Abigail Azaelis, is the mate of Undertaker, a man who is in denial about their mate-ship. Abigail has been hunting him for centuries and he's done nothing but run. Undertaker has already had the love of his life, or so he thinks, but Abigail knows otherwise!

Clark demands to speak to Bruce right away! Even though Alfred tries to warn him of how Master Bruce is 'busy' as discretely as only the British butler can…

Alphonse and May are going to get married soon, and Al considers both his and May's siblings. My contribution to Almei week 2014 day 7.

(Story up for adoption!) "Gevalia - when you get an unexpected visit". Rarely has a commercial tagline felt more fitting.

My twisted take on the Princess and the Frog...Only with Doflamingo and Crocodile. Involves Crocodile transforming causing hilarity to ensue. Don't like this pairing? Well you should try it. If nothing else it should make you laugh a little :) Was written just to make you giggle. Rated M for language for now :O.

Kakuzu falls ill and Hidan surprises himself. Pre-slash Kakuzu/Hidan fluff.

Life carries on, time passes & old wounds heal; but an unexpected guest from very far away has Altaïr wondering what trouble awaits - for one thing he has learned is that where she goes, interesting things are sure to follow. ... Far from home, Quill tries to find her bearings and figure out where she is and how to get home - problem is, she might not be so keen to leave after all

Sasori and Kakuzu are issued the most traumatic and intense mission of their lives...giving the youngest trio of Akatsuki members the dreaded 'Talk'. And they take their mission details very seriously. (Rated T for swearing, but there is nothing dirty in here, I avoided all that stuff.)

When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a simple home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very, very curious. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin.

England gets drunk one faithful night and casts a spell on Russia that reverts Russia back to his teenage years. Everybody finds this younger Ivan hot as hell. Alfred makes it his goal to save Russia from others, what will happen? RussAme.

AU. Earth is destroyed and Bulma is sold as a slave trying to find a way out. She happens to catch Vegeta's eye by chance and it goes from there. Under the rouse of being his slave, Vegeta brings her back with him. Being that he's a Prince and she his Slave they aren't supposed to be together but can they find a way? Not your typical slave fic.

Full Title: Two People Who Sound Like Jensen Ackles, a Whole Lot of Spandex, and a Possessed Cassandra Cain (Everybody's Screwed) or The Bat Boys meet the Winchesters. It all goes swimmingly. or "A bunch muscular men are crowded around a classic car. All are armed. They all are brothers, although they aren't all brothers to each other."

Finn Beilschmidt Is in his first year in the prestigious school However he finds himself in debt to the Host club of the school and he holds a secret, Will the host club find this secret? will Finn repay his debt? Fem! Germany in this hope you guys enjoy

Sometimes, it doesn't take our darkest moments to find out who cares. Light, Family Fluff for Tina and Mordy :3 Because we all know the Hunter cares.

Denounced as a fugitive after the Campania incident, Undertaker can't return to his humble trade as a funeral director. The Shinigami Dispatch sees him as a criminal, yet his services are still needed. The task of rehabilitation falls onto Grell, who can empathize with him more than most reapers of his generation. Eventual yaoi, mature themes, AU

If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.

Every year, Undertaker gives Vincent Phantomhive a lump of coal for Christmas. In his quest to discover why, the Earl discovers something else about the family informant that will test his stoicism. Takes place before Vincent's marriage to Rachel and Ciel's birth. This story may be the first in a new mini series that I may begin writing after I complete other works. Yaoi, Het.

When America goes too far in an argument England storms out. And at the next meeting- Why are there some weird people turning up claiming to be England's brothers (and sister) and beating America up for it? And where the HELL did England go, when he stormed out? (Please tell me if the rating is correct!) And some America-bashing in later chapters (don't think it's serious though).

Once a year, the six famous children of Cronus get together for some family bonding time. However, every year leads to new and sometimes horrifying surprises. What could possibly go wrong when Hades is in charge of the group?

Temari is awoken in the middle of the night. Sometimes being a big sister comes with the little things, like keeping the monsters away at night. And some of us have more monsters than others.

It takes him a moment to realize that she's smiling at him. Not that twisted bit of lip she does when she's accomplished something. Not that superior smile she looks down on him with, even though he is taller. Not that coy, grim slash of mouth she gives him whenever he does something wrong, no. She's smiling at him, as though her heart wasn't black. SteinxMedusa. Might be multichap

For some reason, there are two very strange men running around Rome. Or so Ezio thinks, anyway. La Volpe is amused, Claudia is poking fun at Ezio, and Machiavelli is complaining. Altaïr and Malik just finds the Italian assassins to be hilarious.

Altaïr finds himself as suddenly back home, as he had found himself in Skyrim. He fears he might have gone insane after recent events - for when he goes to sleep, he wakes up in Skyrim, following the Dragonborn like a ghost. In an effort to deal with these conflicting realities, he confides in Malik, who is surprisingly understanding. * Epilogue to "An Explorer's Guide to Skyrim" *

Altaïr finds himself in Skyrim as he stalks a new target. Unfortunately the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Quill, is also after the same man. In a partnership created partly out of necessity (Altaïr being entirely confused by his new strange surroundings) and partly out of curiosity (curiosity killed the werewolf), the two try to figure out who their common enemy is.

'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!

Kink meme de-anon. Two leaders bond over how embarrassing, destructive, and/or terrifying their nations are.

Mordecai has been left behind by his companions with a broken ankle. When he rescues a stranger left to die by bandits, the two reluctantly become friends as the only other person to talk to in Pyrestone is Dr. Zed. However, on Pandora, everyone's history is suspect, and Mordecai begins a quest to find out if his friend's story is actually the truth.

In return for saving his life, Dick and Tim force Jason to gather some evidence in Metropolis. But what Jason doesn't realize is that the bat family has more planned for him in the home city of Superman as well as Supergirl.

Tony has never had anyone to hug him before. He doesn't quite know how. Now that he has a family, this is something that needs to change.

Tim always thought they were accidents—death was just another risk associated with their line of work. But when he discovers something he's not supposed to, an ugly truth that has haunted the footsteps of generations of Robins, he'll have to confront the one person he trusts most. Characters: Tim, twisted!Bruce, Jason, a little Damian

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

A young Vegeta finds that his worth under Freeza's rule does not lie solely in his strength.

AU. 1946. The Soviet Union has begun the expulsion of Germans from new Soviet lands. Two brothers try to fight their extradition, and a mysterious Russian offers to help out. Not for free, of course. His price? A date. But a date can be trouble. And so can the Russian mafia. Oh well, too late now. Better to just go with it. Russia x Germany

The Joker has a little game planned. The prize? A free ride out of Arkham or one billion dollars. The objective? Kidnap the Red Hood AND Jason Todd. How will Jason be able to handle a city full of psychopaths who are all trying to catch him at once?

One Shot: Slade decides to talk to Jason into an apprenticeship. Not gonna happen. Note: characters are OOC. Still feeling them out when written

This is totally what happened directly following Gambling On Affection. ...I STILL REGRET NOTHINNNGGGGGGG

Uhhhh...the result of livestreaming with friends just as crazy as me with my new favorite OP pairing...which would be DonflamingoXCrocodile...uhm... I REGRET NOTTTHIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

When Red Hood and Red Robin are caught unaware by the Joker, it could spell the end for both of them. Will Batman get to the warehouse in time, or is Jason doomed to repeat his past with Tim by his side?

"Oh goodness, Hatake Kakashi was not going to be happy." In which Kakashi is sent to Hogwarts for his own protection, only to discover his bad luck persists no matter where he is.

Things have changed since Jason first tried to mingle with high society.

Having your lover burst out laughing when you're trying to seduce him with roleplay is embarrassing enough, but even more so if your lover is Ludwig. Francis really shouldn't have mentioned the cuckoo clocks. France/Germany. Kink meme deanon.

Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.

After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.

In Riften, an unwitting thief gets on the wrong side of a certain Dark Brotherhood assassin.

Russia has seemingly faded into the background after the fall of the Soviet Union. Always silent, always alone. America, frankly, is rather tired of it, and is determined to get something other than those bittersweet smiles out of him.

Sequel to Tiny Footsteps ZoSan . Doflamingo is determind to have his way with Crocodile. After a night with alcohol and hot water he might get just that. Probably PWP and rated M for a reson. DoxCro SLASH

AAxS. Slight AU. Millenium is broken, Iscariot is but a memory, and the Paladin has no place in the world. Hellsing offers him a niche, but he struggles with his contempt for them. NOW WITH PICTURES/ART!

A series of one-shots examining the partnership and later friendship of Daniel and Rorschach. More info inside.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

What happens when you've got Desmond's ancestors, their best friends, and Shaun playing their own game? T for strong language.

The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.

A plan of England's backfires in a rather spectacular way when he fails to take into account the fact that Scotland's 'attitude problem' would only get worse if he was messed with. Rated for some rather strong language on Scotland's part.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.

A friendship, that was formed way back in history.

It's the 1500's. England is in a meeting with a young Russia, when the boy makes a very odd and very creepy request. Based on a real historical occurrence.

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

A series of oneshots about Russia and Catherine the Great. Chapter 3 - In which Russia is forced to wear a dress and isn't at all happy about it.

Anderson versus sleeping Alucard...meant to be AAxA.

After each fight, Russia would always approach France. “Are you sure you do not wish to surrender?” He would ask, the deceptively innocent smile on his face and the blood of his men staining his coat.

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

The real reason Russia wears a scarf around his neck. Ivan x Yao

Years after the fall of the USSR, Belarus goes back to her beloved brother. The problem is, she is acting a little stranger than usual.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Vegeta had managed to suprise them all. As much as Frieza would have loved to write this off as a simple case of mimicry, he couldn't. The display spoke of keen intelect, and something far more dangerous. One-shot. Please read and review.

While young Vegeta is in Frieza's employ, they exchange meaningful letters.