Puella Zombiehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for World Ends With You, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ. ...bzzt ...bzzt bzzzzzzt... whirrrrr... tchktchk Hello. You’ve reached the automated voicemail of— OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY CAN’T I GET THIS. thudthudthud ... click... click... click... Is that… is that the speaker? Oh, oh, wait a minute, I think I’m supposed to bzzzzzzzzt! here and—ah! So, uhm... hey. And stuff. Err, I’m not new here. Just a new username. A fresh start, y’know? Feels great—I can finally stretch out instead of being all cramped up to one fandom. Like spreading wings or somethin’ lame like that. But yeah. Chinese Zombie. I think that’s a good way to put me in perspective. Considering I am neither a zombie nor Chinese. Ehehe, let’s cause some trouble, hm? ...bzzt ...bzzt ... click... Please leave your message at the sound of— THE STATS. Known as: Chinese Zombie. Chinese. Zombie. Whatever. Location: America Age: Between fifteen and a hundred Occupation: Professional Chinese dragon, Zombie breeder, magical girl superheroine and Ninja-for-hire Interests: Dialogue. Interactions. Contact with the skin of another person. Homoerotic pornography. The Chinese Zodiac. Being generally as dumb as a rock. |
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The Violet Room by sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 279,916 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Black Rock Shooter Chronicles by Josuwa reviews
Every hero has a beginning. Every hero has a destiny. Every hero has an end. Even the Black Rock Shooter.
Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,079 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Mato K., Yomi T.
Clockwork of a Heart by Enter the Void reviews
The man with a thousand dreams; they aren't really dreams at all. Just thoughts. / Rebirth, rebuilding, infinite cycles. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Xigbar - Complete
Back Where We Started by Strawberry Champagne reviews
Yuri thought that he had left his childhood memories in the past, but apparently they weren't done with him. YurixFlynn, college!AU. Revised; multichapter version.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,948 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Yuri L., Flynn S.
Acts of Contradiction by Lex Sterling reviews
Ellis, their glue, the ever-charming-always-smiling-southern-gentleman, mind is faltering. Nightmare's are haunting, incomprehensibly cruel and frighteningly real. Real enough to tear the young man down. But smiles can often hide such nightmares. Nellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
lucky x by Airway Static reviews
His luckiest break? Not dying. The prize? His continued existence, of course. And he's not about to give it up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Luxord - Complete
Two Way Radio by owlpostagain reviews
It's just a song on the radio. And then the song turns into a voice, and the voice turns into a person, and Axel doesn't even know what hits him. Companion piece to AM Static, as told from Axel's POV. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
the silent fulcrum in the interstice by justira reviews
Kairi builds a castle in the sand: the shape of things as they can be.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kairi - Complete
Paranoia by Nitlon reviews
Roxas shows up drunk in front of Axel's apartment. Things happen. AU, AkuRoku, SHEER UNABASHED CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
la foudre et grève by Airway Static reviews
Because candy colored bullets don't pierce jack. They wondered why she preferred her knives so much. It was kind of like a complex.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Larxene - Complete
ashes to ashes by bellmare reviews
Dies Irae: "Tearful will be that day, on which from the ashes arises the guilty man who is to be judged." —Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
inexorability by bellmare reviews
nobody can escape from the inevitabilities of fate and circumstance. —Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Larxene - Complete
Egg Hatching 101 by I'm Iller reviews
Falkner shows Morty the importance of egg hatching. Major fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Falkner/Hayato - Complete
subaudition by bellmare reviews
subaudition; an act or instance of understanding or mentally supplying something not expressed. —Xigbar.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Xigbar - Complete
ganymede by bellmare reviews
nobody seems to realise that there is more to water than it just being that sparkling elixir of life. —Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Demyx - Complete
silver screen kiss by hapsby reviews
Drabble. Rachel Alucard contemplates roses, the world, and the Destroyer. Rachel/Ragna.
BlazBlue - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Rachel A., Ragna - Complete
Vicarious by manhattan martini reviews
Candice rents an apartment. Volkner is an awful neighbor. — VolknerCandice
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Volkner/Denzi, Candice/Suzuna
altercations by bellmare reviews
even before they lost their hearts, they had never seen eye-to-eye. —Vexen, Zexion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Vexen, Zexion - Complete
I Will Possess Your Heart by TinyAnglerFish reviews
Going backwards in time, from the start of lovers to the beginning of friends. Honorshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Falkner/Hayato - Complete
claws by bellmare reviews
it was all about the hostility that bubbled beneath the veneer of civility they maintained. —Axel/Larxene.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
50 Sentences: Sacred by the Ambassador reviews
Fifty-sentence challenge Sacredshipping, same universe as my other fics.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Eusine/Minaki, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Religious Boy by the Ambassador reviews
Why was he called the Mysticalman, anyway? An attempt to find Eusine's reasons for chasing Suicune. DS gameverse, Sacredshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eusine/Minaki, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
The Sunny Side of a Year Long Torture by Versions of Violence reviews
Every member gets a month. Guess what Axel does with his? Belated entry for 8/13. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Mornings by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Even the most unlikely people have a routine. AkuRoku drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Contact by Cygna-hime reviews
Xigbar does not believe in personal space, at least when it comes to Zexion. Zexion may or may not mind. Xigbar/Zexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Zexion, Xigbar - Complete
Brothers On A Hotel Bed by AngelKairi reviews
A teenage boy breaks down Demyx's door one day, and with an expletitive his life is thrown into disarray with the arrival of his supposed 'half brother'. [au smutty rikuxdemyx, finally finished, it feels epic :D]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Demyx, Riku - Complete
Hot Blooded by Quillslinger reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. Light Xigbar/Demyx, heavy shenanigans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
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Witch Hunter reviews
Once upon a timeline... 500 word drabble
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Madoka K. - Complete
Adolescence
Oh, but what are feelings without emotions? 12 theme challenge: Neku & the months of the year.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Neku S.